11 March 2009

Goulburn tossing their Dead Cat in someone else's back yard.

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The ABC is reporting that Todd Carney has been exiled from his home town on account of being a tool.

I’m not sure I recall such a ruling as that for anyone else.

    Carney appeared in the Goulburn Local Court yesterday and received a 12-month suspended jail sentence after pleading guilty to damaging property…

    The NSW Magistrate Geraldine Beattie also ordered Carney not to return to Goulburn within the next 12 months.

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There’s probably more chance of tar and feathers being involved up there.

Squeal like a pig boy….?

They should have strapped him to a donkey with a hood on his head and sent him out into the desert, ala Mad Max 3.

I reckon we can confidently predict Todd will be in jail sometime before he gets back to the NRL.

There’s probably more chance of tar and feathers being involved up there.

If Carney can’t make a go of things in a city of 50,000 people (Goulburn), how will he fare in Atherton (population 6,000)?

General Ko?ciuszko, actually.

Exile & Banishment is actually a fine tradition…

…and lets not forget Charlie Chaplin or Yoda.

Exile & Banishment is actually a fine tradition…

Now Todd Carney has a quality which allows him to be listed alongside Karl Marx, Romeo Montague, and the guy who Mt Kosciusko is named after.

Can you actually be banished from a town? Do magistrates really have the power to do that?

If they do, can’t we just contract them to work in our courts – might actually get a sentence that means something….

Carney: leopard, spots.

Holden Caulfield11:47 am 11 Mar 09

caf said :

That’s amusing, I had no idea you could be run out of town in this day and age.

It’s almost as if Goulburn City Council has taken out an AVO against Mr Carney. 😛

caf said :

That’s amusing, I had no idea you could be run out of town in this day and age.

I’m disappointed by the lack of tar and feathers though.

SINNER ACT said :

”I’ve always wanted to be the town drunk and still do.

Sadly, that town doesn’t want him as their town drunk. He can’t get anything right!

That’s amusing, I had no idea you could be run out of town in this day and age.

Does this also banish him from seeing his own family?

If his family are not a good influence on him, as people have hinted, perhaps this is no bad thing.

This sad saga does go to show that if you come from a disadvantaged or problematic family, it is very hard to change your mindset and grow up to be a different kind of person to your relatives.

Do you think that Carney will get the message now?

he probably won’t until someone he loves is hurt,or he gets a wake up call from the doctor. worked for me…

chewy14 said :

I hope they put a sign on the road into town:

Welcome To Goulburn.
Except You Todd, Piss Off.

“Goulburn is a Tidy Town – we throw out all our trash, including Todd Carney”.

Do you think that Carney will get the message now?

Ha, ha, ha – that’s the funniest thing I’ve read all week!

A good old fashioned Banishment eh?

Everyone is able to see he has a drinking problem.

the biggest problem that todd has is that he can’t see that he does.

apparently, when he is off the booze, he is a realy nice guy. when will he realise that he doesn’t need to be drunk to enjoy life??

it saddens me to see a potentially great Rugby League player blowing it by drinking himself into oblivion…

isnt it funny that on saturday in the canberra times he was saying how he is looking forward to the future then he stuff’s up again. he should of said…

”I’m a bit nervous about working in the pub, not too sure if I’ll be good at pulling a beer, but i know im good at being piss funny,” Carney said.

”I’m trying to forget my past and trying to look to the future which hopefully I’ll have sorted soon and I hope everyone else can do the same,” he said while jumping on a car in goulbourn

”I’ve always wanted to be the town drunk and still do. I think I have a lot more I can achieve as I’m only 22,” he said.

”breaking windows and pissing on new people is the best part of being toddy.”

this guy is a idiot. good luck you clown and you should be banned from canberra as well cause you a clown. go live in tasmania thats where you may fit in.

Inappropriate10:21 am 11 Mar 09

“Here’s a message for my man Todd…”

> Except You Todd, Piss Off.

Or perhaps…

“Except you Todd, Carney off.”

I hope they put a sign on the road into town:

Welcome To Goulburn.
Except You Todd, Piss Off.

That’s priceless. Goulburn’s taken out a restraining order against Carney! Country towns tend to be very proud of their successful sporting sons, so he must *really* be on the nose for them to do that.

I wonder what life has in store for him?

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