The Crimes has a spray here about a nude man being apprehended after getting on the piss and going for a ride on his brother’s bike.
Shane Britten was riding his younger brother’s push bike, which skidded out on gravel and he was caught. He also got a nasty case of gravel rush when he came a cropper with the coppers on his tial.
Brings a quick jog down Belconnen Way with my mates into a rather harsh light. However, this knee-jerk reaction to young man riding around pissed has me a worried, as does the risk of his todger getting caught in the gears.
Hahahahaha, Knee Jerk…
“risk of his todger getting caught in the gears”?
I don’t know how far away your bike seat is from the gears, usually it’s a good two feet…
am I missing something?
No sympathy from me, I hate all cyclists.
Although, I’m sure we’ve all indulged in a little bit of drunken larakanism from time to time. Whatever happened to the “boys will be boys” ruling? It should be an accepted legal defence for actions that are harmless and influenced by alcohol and/or peer pressure.
Penalising this sort of behaviour is un-Australian.
That bloke’s name is disturbingly similar to Ralph’s.
your older brother ralph???
was he wearing a helmet?
or a sock?
Or a cricket box?
Sounds like a younger version of that guy riding his bike in the buff as seen in “Waking Ned Devine”.
Disappointing to hear this sort of incident is high on the agenda for the constabulary…who here hasn’t done worse and got away with scottfree?
Swing low sweet chariot…
terubo,
“risk of his todger getting caught in the gears? I don’t know how far away your bike seat is from the gears, usually it’s a good two feet…”
Two feet, that sounds about right to me. I thought everybody’s was… you mean yours isn’t?
“…am I missing something?”
Well… obviously you are…
Hmmm…time for a visit to the plastic surgeon after all.
-And I thought the shielas were referring to the mole on my thigh!
Free the naked cyclist !
larkanism, lathamism, hawkeism, henjackism’s aside, drunkards doing funny shit should be tolerated by our otherwise homogenous society for their wonderful way of breaking the rules – but so spectacularly !
An Addition to the ACT Bill Of Rights:
Anything said or done whilst drunk is null and void!
I think naked cycling could become a major religion….
mmm with religion comes extremism – which could lead to pre-emptive strikes in the hunt for so called WMD’s (wobbly-bits of mass destruction)
hehehehehe…..
I’ll leave that up to you….
It all sounds a little extreme to me, but at least our tourism woes are mercifully over:
“Canberra – home to the two-foot todger!”
well we are already home to the two-foot badger
2foot todger + 2foot badger = 4foot rodger?
-Forget it, I don’t understand it either.
I totally agree with Boys being boys as an excuse for offences comitted that aren’t either lewd or harmful.
Nudie runs are part of the great Australian culture. We weren’t born with clothes on.
An even better excuse for offences committed that aren’t either lewd or harmful(especially when it comes to nudie runs:
Girls will be Girls