29 January 2013

An end to Johnboy? [With poll]

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As some readers have twigged your correspondent has turned 40 today.

At such decrepit and advanced years one has to wonder about posting as “johnboy” (I was 27 when I started posting here under that name and Nik The Pig suggested it).

So should I saw it down to just plain “John” or something else?

Let rip in the comments with suggestions. Remember if you’re a spite filled turd you’ll be advertising the fact.

Time to get rid of the "Johnboy" handle?

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Or dare I say it….. Johngirl?

NellyBean said :

I think we should have 3 tax payer funded studies into naming alternatives, and after 12 more years of deliberation you can change it to Johnboy

or a people’s forum

Stevian said :

Get rid of the handle. Get rid of the individual. Both are well past their use by date

I could say the same about you.

Get rid of the handle. Get rid of the individual. Both are well past their use by date

Holden Caulfield said :

JB40

mssr medusa? he’s certainly a one in ten…

or is there a rat in mi’ kitchen?

Holden Caulfield8:24 am 30 Jan 13

JB40

How about “Quincy d’el la Touche”

Or.. you know… “Spite filled turd” (Takes one to know one, after all)

.. or just leave it as “Johnboy” so as not to confuse future Mully-cup contestants.

Johnboy 2.0

Johnboy Snr.

Hm, not sure being compared to Telstra Tower is a compliment?

Happy Birthday!! No point changing it now unless you’re really bored of it. You’re a Canberra institution, along with things like Parliament House, Telstra Tower and the Belconnen Owl.

“Johnboy” is cool on this site. For broader professional applications John Griffiths is a pretty cool name. Now is probably the time to change – we’d get used to it.

gentoopenguin8:08 pm 29 Jan 13

Skidbladnir said :

All this time, I just assumed you were a huge fan of The Waltons.

+1 Haha, same here! Either that or a country hick with a slow drawl.

I think yes, it is time for a change. You need something that suggests, maturity, something that reflects your esteemed place in society. You know, something like Steveo.

Wot only 40. Still a babe in nappies !!!

Happy Birthday to you!

How about following in the footsteps of Gaius Plinius Secundus and becoming John the Elder?

Turning 40 is chickenfeed. Call yourself whatever you want. *wink*

BoyJohn aka BJ

I think the real question is what name would you want etched on your Walkley?

I’d say keep it, instant brand recognition.

GardeningGirl3:56 pm 29 Jan 13

Happy Birthday!
I say keep it as Johnboy.

BelcoMan said :

Madam Cholet said :

Is this your ‘turning 40’ crisis? Is it ‘goodnight Johnboy’? 40 is the new 21, but with aching joints.

So If 40 is the new 21, then last week he was still a tennager thus proving that this Forum is actually reversing the aging process and he shall stay known as Johnboy although in about another 10 years he should be known as Johnny the Kid.

Just my $0.02 anyways.

Then JohnTod. Then JohnBaby. Then JohnSperm. Then JohnSnr!

Well it’s not quite unanimous but 75% is fairly conclusive we like the Johnboy!

thebrownstreak693:25 pm 29 Jan 13

JohnGirl?

Richard Thomas is 61 and not even close to outgrowing the name.

Madam Cholet said :

Is this your ‘turning 40’ crisis? Is it ‘goodnight Johnboy’? 40 is the new 21, but with aching joints.

So If 40 is the new 21, then last week he was still a tennager thus proving that this Forum is actually reversing the aging process and he shall stay known as Johnboy although in about another 10 years he should be known as Johnny the Kid.

Just my $0.02 anyways.

I’m here for the JB circlejerk. Did I get the right place?

/jk. Happy birthday you curmudgeonly bastage.

All this time, I just assumed you were a huge fan of The Waltons.

Just remember, going out at purchasing a convertible mazda mx5 is not cool

In the true Aussie spirit, you’re not allowed to give yourself a nickname, your mates have to be the ones that come up with it for you – and you’ve got absolutely no say in what they decide whether you like it or not.

Two degrees of separation or more +/or a rhyme in regards to the origin and meaning of the name adds a bit of confusion/insider knowledge fun also.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Australian_rhyming_slang

OldJohn? Then you could be called OJ, a moniker dripping with distinction (and blood)

Happy birthday, you young pup!

Velveteen Rabbit12:33 pm 29 Jan 13

Happy 40th! I hope you are feeling cheery about it and not having a 40-freak-out (like I did) and instead celebrating both you and the website (and community) that exists because of your hard work, dedication and doubtless sacrifices over the years 🙂

I think we should have 3 tax payer funded studies into naming alternatives, and after 12 more years of deliberation you can change it to Johnboy

ezy10z said :

i rekon Johnman

+1

Although, really I think keeping Johnboy is the way to roll.

Sort of lose it, and keep it.

Try JB, a shortened for of johnboy.

By the way I’m JT.
It’s actually John, but everyone calls me JT. It’s a long story.

you go to ‘johnbloke’ – that way you can keep ‘jb’

…but really, no, stick with the handle we’ve come to know and love (or hate, i guess)

Grampa John?

Old Timer?

I know, Johngeriatric

How about John,what was the question again?

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd11:45 am 29 Jan 13

Never grow up johnboy

Happy birthday Johnboy. Because that is the name we have for you.

How about “Bon Joboy”? Or “40 Rock”?

change is good

change it to el johnno

HiddenDragon11:25 am 29 Jan 13

After 13 years of building up your brand, I think you should stick with it. Any of the alternatives which occur to me have problems – Jack (the Right Hon. Mr Waterford QC, MP has that one stitched up); Jacko (I think not); Griff/Griffo (trying too hard, in denial, and just as likely to provoke vicious Twitter attacks); JohnG (maybe, but would sound a bit like you had given up).

With apologies to Madam Cholet, I will suggest that 40 is the new 29, and that you are thus really only two years older than when you got started – so nothing to worry about. Over the next few years, there might be a few moments when the “boy” bit will feel a bit sad, but stick with it long enough and it will eventually be loveable (again) – “isn’t he marvellous, at his age”.

Anyway, enjoy the day, and keep up the good work – we need you.

How about Uncle John? Or Gander?… No, keep Johnboy. Change is bad (-:

Happy birthday, and remember, it’s all downhill from now.

I reckon you should change it to Johnno (pronounced “jahno”)

Gungahlin Al11:10 am 29 Jan 13

Whatever happened to Nik the Pig anyway?

i rekon Johnman

So should I saw it down to just plain “John” or something else?

It’s *your* name – what do *you* want to do? (Or in other words why do you think we should have – or want – any say in it?)

Madam Cholet10:55 am 29 Jan 13

Is this your ‘turning 40’ crisis? Is it ‘goodnight Johnboy’? 40 is the new 21, but with aching joints.

It would not be the same if it wasn’t “johnboy”.

Happy Birthday.
Ahhh….. to be 40 again!!!!!

I don’t think that’s necessary. The Beach Boys still use that name and they’re hardly boys anymore.

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