
As some readers have twigged your correspondent has turned 40 today.
At such decrepit and advanced years one has to wonder about posting as “johnboy” (I was 27 when I started posting here under that name and Nik The Pig suggested it).
So should I saw it down to just plain “John” or something else?
Let rip in the comments with suggestions. Remember if you’re a spite filled turd you’ll be advertising the fact.

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I don’t think that’s necessary. The Beach Boys still use that name and they’re hardly boys anymore.
Happy Birthday.
Ahhh….. to be 40 again!!!!!
It would not be the same if it wasn’t “johnboy”.
Is this your ‘turning 40′ crisis? Is it ‘goodnight Johnboy’? 40 is the new 21, but with aching joints.
So should I saw it down to just plain “John” or something else?
It’s *your* name – what do *you* want to do? (Or in other words why do you think we should have – or want – any say in it?)
i rekon Johnman
Whatever happened to Nik the Pig anyway?
I reckon you should change it to Johnno (pronounced “jahno”)
How about Uncle John? Or Gander?… No, keep Johnboy. Change is bad (-:
Happy birthday, and remember, it’s all downhill from now.
After 13 years of building up your brand, I think you should stick with it. Any of the alternatives which occur to me have problems – Jack (the Right Hon. Mr Waterford QC, MP has that one stitched up); Jacko (I think not); Griff/Griffo (trying too hard, in denial, and just as likely to provoke vicious Twitter attacks); JohnG (maybe, but would sound a bit like you had given up).
With apologies to Madam Cholet, I will suggest that 40 is the new 29, and that you are thus really only two years older than when you got started – so nothing to worry about. Over the next few years, there might be a few moments when the “boy” bit will feel a bit sad, but stick with it long enough and it will eventually be loveable (again) – “isn’t he marvellous, at his age”.
Anyway, enjoy the day, and keep up the good work – we need you.
change is good
change it to el johnno
How about “Bon Joboy”? Or “40 Rock”?
Happy birthday Johnboy. Because that is the name we have for you.
Never grow up johnboy
Grampa John?
Old Timer?
I know, Johngeriatric
How about John,what was the question again?
you go to ‘johnbloke’ – that way you can keep ‘jb’
…but really, no, stick with the handle we’ve come to know and love (or hate, i guess)
Sort of lose it, and keep it.
Try JB, a shortened for of johnboy.
By the way I’m JT.
It’s actually John, but everyone calls me JT. It’s a long story.
ezy10z said :
+1
Although, really I think keeping Johnboy is the way to roll.
I think we should have 3 tax payer funded studies into naming alternatives, and after 12 more years of deliberation you can change it to Johnboy
Happy 40th! I hope you are feeling cheery about it and not having a 40-freak-out (like I did) and instead celebrating both you and the website (and community) that exists because of your hard work, dedication and doubtless sacrifices over the years
Happy birthday, you young pup!
OldJohn? Then you could be called OJ, a moniker dripping with distinction (and blood)
In the true Aussie spirit, you’re not allowed to give yourself a nickname, your mates have to be the ones that come up with it for you – and you’ve got absolutely no say in what they decide whether you like it or not.
Two degrees of separation or more +/or a rhyme in regards to the origin and meaning of the name adds a bit of confusion/insider knowledge fun also.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Australian_rhyming_slang
Just remember, going out at purchasing a convertible mazda mx5 is not cool
All this time, I just assumed you were a huge fan of The Waltons.
I’m here for the JB circlejerk. Did I get the right place?
/jk. Happy birthday you curmudgeonly bastage.
Madam Cholet said :
So If 40 is the new 21, then last week he was still a tennager thus proving that this Forum is actually reversing the aging process and he shall stay known as Johnboy although in about another 10 years he should be known as Johnny the Kid.
Just my $0.02 anyways.
Richard Thomas is 61 and not even close to outgrowing the name.
JohnGirl?
Well it’s not quite unanimous but 75% is fairly conclusive we like the Johnboy!