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An unusual way to get a date

By johnboy - 17 November 2008 49

A reader has sent this one in, as seen in the window of Guess in the Canberra Centre.

Ladies, does this appeal to any of you?

Are you ready to “apply in store”?

Got a local image you want to share with the world? Email it to images@the-riotact.com

If you’re having trouble reading the notice the text reads:

    NO DATE FOR TONIGHT?

    Try GUESS Employee

    ROBBIE

    — Great body
    — Cracks jokes (occasionally good ones)
    — Gets along with (most) parents
    — Romantic phases
    — Pays for dinner
    — Excellent dress sense
    — Can be sweet and shy or loud and obnoxious, whichever you like
    — Likes all types of women (ALL)
    — Great cliches
    — Can write love songs and poems
    — Is an excellent dancer (hip hop and ballroom)

    Apply in store

What’s Your opinion?


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49 Responses to
An unusual way to get a date
1
Granny 9:25 am
17 Nov 08
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Er … no.

: )

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dexi 9:34 am
17 Nov 08
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Don’t worry girls, Robbie has got to be Gay.

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3
futto 9:34 am
17 Nov 08
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Isn’t this how the sitcom Will and Grace started?

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p1 9:35 am
17 Nov 08
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– Romantic phases

How can you go past that?

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Granny 9:37 am
17 Nov 08
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Well, he certainly has initiative.

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jakez 9:40 am
17 Nov 08
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Bah, Tucker Max did that years ago with a web page, and his jokes (real life stories of debauchery) are always funny.

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Skidbladnir 9:40 am
17 Nov 08
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Well, it says Robbie likes -all- kinds of women, but doesn’t say “only ladies need apply in store”.
So men, go hit on Robbie. This looks like the action of a desperate man, so he might be up for it.

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Granny 9:49 am
17 Nov 08
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If he is desperate I will take him dancing, but only if he’s gay.

*chuckle*

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Skidbladnir 10:00 am
17 Nov 08
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IS Robbie even male, or have we all just assumed?
What if Robbie is bi, open-minded, or curious?
Also, did Robbie even write this, or was it done for him (and so has no idea why everyone is coming into the store to talk to him)?

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Granny 10:06 am
17 Nov 08
#

We have just assumed obviously ….

Do you want me to go and find out?

*chuckle*

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Skidbladnir 10:35 am
17 Nov 08
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Go on, and see if we can get a photo.

He’s already attracted internet gossip, maybe we can hype him into this season’s “must-have” arm-candy…

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Granny 10:37 am
17 Nov 08
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Ok, I will try and get into the Canberra Centre on Wednesday. Gosh! I feel a bit intrepid now.

*chuckle*

I wonder if he will want me to pay him!

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13
Granny 10:40 am
17 Nov 08
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Knowing my luck he will be some mass murderer serial killer stalker type, and this is how he lures his victims. Better take my umbrella.

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14
Skidd Marx 11:15 am
17 Nov 08
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I’m guessing there’s a reason he didn’t say anything about the head.

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Granny 11:18 am
17 Nov 08
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Head?! Gracious! I don’t think so ….

*hyuk hyuk*

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