A reader has sent this one in, as seen in the window of Guess in the Canberra Centre.
Ladies, does this appeal to any of you?
Are you ready to “apply in store”?
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If you’re having trouble reading the notice the text reads:
NO DATE FOR TONIGHT?
Try GUESS Employee
– Great body
– Cracks jokes (occasionally good ones)
– Gets along with (most) parents
– Romantic phases
– Pays for dinner
– Excellent dress sense
– Can be sweet and shy or loud and obnoxious, whichever you like
– Likes all types of women (ALL)
– Great cliches
– Can write love songs and poems
– Is an excellent dancer (hip hop and ballroom)