Anyone know anything about a bright yellow mushroom that resembles Ron Jeremy?

Help!
I need a lovely  female model to help me shoot some indie clothing, Preferably size 12-14. Experience is not required!
I’m a female photographer. It will be on a volunteer basis, however a keepsake CD of images will be included.
Can anyone help, or offer any suggestions on where I should be advertising?
Thanks Rioters.

I have a new house.
The walls are very bare.
Where can I  buy some local and original paintings/drawings/sketches?
I’m looking for a place or event that runs regularly, with lots of different stuff to choose from.
Preferably under $500.

I have been experiencing issues with my Optus 3G coverage since moving to Calwell.
Reception was woeful. During almost every call, the phone was dropping out 4-5 times. As you can imagine, my frustration levels bloomed. (along with my phonebill.)
After receiving a particularly large bill, I complained to Optus and negotiated a substantial bill reduction. In [...]

We are really getting into the gardening thing at our home in Tuggeranong. Meanwhile our large concrete pool sits alone and sad, doing crap all except providing various insects, reptiles and birds with a watering hole.
I’ve heard of a few companies who can convert an unused pool into the mother of all rainwater tanks. Unfortunately, [...]