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Beware the fireweed!

By johnboy - 7 September 2012 17

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Territory and Municipal Services has issued a “Fireweed Alert” which sounds rather exciting:

Canberrans are urged to be on the lookout for infestations of Madagascan Fireweed (Senecio madagascariensis) which were recently discovered in Crace, Forde, Franklin and Bruce.

“While the weed is commonly found in the surrounding NSW region, the first serious incursion of Madagascan Fireweed in the ACT only occurred in 2011, when a member of the public spotted the plant along the Monaro Highway,” said Steve Taylor, Senior Invasive Weeds Officer, ACT Parks and Conservation Service.

“Since then, small infestations have also been spotted and brought under control along the Kings Highway, Tuggeranong Parkway, Gundaroo Drive and Horse Park Drive.

“If you suspect you have seen Madagascan Fireweed please take note of the location and call Canberra Connect on 13 22 81. Taking a photo of the suspected plant may also help save time in confirming reports.”

Wikipedia has this alarming warning about the effects of the weed:

Symptoms of poisoning from fireweed include gradual weight loss, jaundice, fluid in the lungs, blindness, sudden death without any other indications, aimless wandering, muscular coordination, twitching of the head muscles, abdominal straining, rectal prolapse, and irritability.

Which makes it pretty bad news in my book!

What’s Your opinion?


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17 Responses to
Beware the fireweed!
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Pitchka 9:57 am
07 Sep 12
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Fireweed? Can this bad boy be put in a pipe and smoked?

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colourful sydney rac 10:06 am
07 Sep 12
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Pitchka said :

Fireweed? Can this bad boy be put in a pipe and smoked?

given the side effects, I think it would be safest to keep smoking nutmeg.

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tommo 10:10 am
07 Sep 12
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Given “muscular coordination” as a symptom I wouldn’t be surprised if our athletes started using it, the side effects of other drugs don’t seem to worry them.
I would also think that “sudden death” should be the first symptom and not tucked away in the middle there.

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bundah 10:23 am
07 Sep 12
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colourful sydney racing identity said :

Pitchka said :

Fireweed? Can this bad boy be put in a pipe and smoked?

given the side effects, I think it would be safest to keep smoking nutmeg.

Nah nutmeg is for pussies whereas datura?

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Deref 10:31 am
07 Sep 12
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bundah said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

Pitchka said :

Fireweed? Can this bad boy be put in a pipe and smoked?

given the side effects, I think it would be safest to keep smoking nutmeg.

Nah nutmeg is for pussies whereas datura?

I’ll stick with banana peels.

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rhino 10:45 am
07 Sep 12
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Geez, those symptoms are hardcore. Would there be any effects just from breathing in pollun or something from it? Or are those just from eating it, which nobody would hopefully do?

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tommo 11:02 am
07 Sep 12
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rhino said :

Geez, those symptoms are hardcore. Would there be any effects just from breathing in pollun or something from it? Or are those just from eating it, which nobody would hopefully do?

Judging from the wiki article I think the concern is for cattle and livestock that may eat the weed.

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Disposable 11:09 am
07 Sep 12
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bundah said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

Pitchka said :

Fireweed? Can this bad boy be put in a pipe and smoked?

given the side effects, I think it would be safest to keep smoking nutmeg.

Nah nutmeg is for pussies whereas datura?

Datura Stramonium is for pussies where is the Jenkem?

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Mordd 11:11 am
07 Sep 12
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“sudden death without any other indication”

is it still a sudden death if there are other indications? or is that sentence just redundant? lol

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Thumper 11:35 am
07 Sep 12
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Aimless wandering.

Zombies cows?

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colourful sydney rac 11:40 am
07 Sep 12
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Disposable said :

bundah said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

Pitchka said :

Fireweed? Can this bad boy be put in a pipe and smoked?

given the side effects, I think it would be safest to keep smoking nutmeg.

Nah nutmeg is for pussies whereas datura?

Datura Stramonium is for pussies where is the Jenkem?

Jenkem is for pussies, whereas the Senecio Madagascariensis…wait…Arrgh, I’ve got to stop sniffing ajax.

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PBO 11:53 am
07 Sep 12
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colourful sydney racing identity said :

Disposable said :

bundah said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

Pitchka said :

Fireweed? Can this bad boy be put in a pipe and smoked?

given the side effects, I think it would be safest to keep smoking nutmeg.

Nah nutmeg is for pussies whereas datura?

Datura Stramonium is for pussies where is the Jenkem?

Jenkem is for pussies, whereas the Senecio Madagascariensis…wait…Arrgh, I’ve got to stop sniffing ajax.

Any drug that causes rectal prolapse and irritability (propbably brought on by the prolapse) is worth a look, with the added bonus of aimless wandering and occasional death sounds hardcore and will be a huge hit with the kids and hipster junkies.

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andym 4:51 pm
07 Sep 12
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PBO said :

Any drug that causes rectal prolapse and irritability (propbably brought on by the prolapse) is worth a look, with the added bonus of aimless wandering and occasional death sounds hardcore and will be a huge hit with the kids and hipster junkies.

Puts a whole different slant of walking around Civic with your arse hanging out of your trousers though….

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shirty_bear 5:35 pm
07 Sep 12
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PBO said :

Any drug that causes rectal prolapse and irritability (propbably brought on by the prolapse) is worth a look

I larfed 😀

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Deref 5:52 pm
07 Sep 12
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Disposable said :

bundah said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

Pitchka said :

Fireweed? Can this bad boy be put in a pipe and smoked?

given the side effects, I think it would be safest to keep smoking nutmeg.

Nah nutmeg is for pussies whereas datura?

Datura Stramonium is for pussies where is the Jenkem?

You – new keyboard please.

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