1.54 “Don’t vomit on my strawberries please”

You are begging to sound very old-man-Canberra, mr JB.

It’s not a real Iron Gut competition without raw potatoes, some sort of factory-processed meat product (also raw), and a slab of limburger.

smoking’s bad mmkaayy.

shirty_bear said :

… some sort of factory-processed meat product (also raw)…

so a trip to the supermarket meat freezer should cover it

Don’t cheat this young genius of his 60 seconds of infamy. His name is Samuel Spinks.

Is this a late or early entry for the Moron of the Year award?

The scars all over his face aren’t acne scars – they are from where he staple-gunned his face. Seriously.

Wondering why on earth JB is featuring these mully-esque, Strewan-esque folk!

shirty_bear said :

It’s not a real Iron Gut competition without raw potatoes, some sort of factory-processed meat product (also raw), and a slab of limburger.

Pal or Chum was the standard processed meat ingredient for the Iron Gut when I was at Uni.

I’m guessing Canberra born and bred? I’ve heard rumors of these strange creatures, but I’m yet to encounter one ‘in the wild’ i.e. outside the confines and safety of the zoo that is the APS.

Spykler said :

shirty_bear said :

It’s not a real Iron Gut competition without raw potatoes, some sort of factory-processed meat product (also raw), and a slab of limburger.

Pal or Chum was the standard processed meat ingredient for the Iron Gut when I was at Uni.

True, the dog food certainly works well in terms of audience entertainment. Almost no flavour at all, and surprisingly easy to get down.

Meh. I would have been way more impressed if the vomit was coming out of his nostrils as well. No sympathy-vomiters either. I award Sam 6/10.

shirty_bear said :

Spykler said :

shirty_bear said :

It’s not a real Iron Gut competition without raw potatoes, some sort of factory-processed meat product (also raw), and a slab of limburger.

Pal or Chum was the standard processed meat ingredient for the Iron Gut when I was at Uni.

True, the dog food certainly works well in terms of audience entertainment. Almost no flavour at all, and surprisingly easy to get down.

Try eating that full time when you are out of work. Tobasco sauce only disguises part of the pain.

shirty_bear said :

Spykler said :

shirty_bear said :

It’s not a real Iron Gut competition without raw potatoes, some sort of factory-processed meat product (also raw), and a slab of limburger.

Pal or Chum was the standard processed meat ingredient for the Iron Gut when I was at Uni.

True, the dog food certainly works well in terms of audience entertainment. Almost no flavour at all, and surprisingly easy to get down.

True, but you get this surprisingly strong urge to poo on the back lawn, then roll in it.

milkman said :

shirty_bear said :

Spykler said :

shirty_bear said :

It’s not a real Iron Gut competition without raw potatoes, some sort of factory-processed meat product (also raw), and a slab of limburger.

Pal or Chum was the standard processed meat ingredient for the Iron Gut when I was at Uni.

True, the dog food certainly works well in terms of audience entertainment. Almost no flavour at all, and surprisingly easy to get down.

True, but you get this surprisingly strong urge to poo on the back lawn, then roll in it.

I have witnessed my neighbour do that after 12 stubbies of VB.