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Enrol, and help put (or prevent) an evil bastard in charge

By Skidbladnir - 12 August 2013 28

Last election 30,500 votes decided the winner, and as of this morning there are roughly half a million people between 18 and 24 who are not yet enrolled, including 40% of all 18 and 19 year olds.
So make them fill in the damn form.
It takes about 5 minutes, and they can use a smartphone. They have until 8pm tonight.

Some people are bright-eyed idealists, and will encourage you to vote by explaining how representative democracy works, and how parliamentary systems allow nations to pursue agendas based on freedom of choice while preventing colossal abuses of power inherent in non-democratic or less representative systems.

Others are a little bit more cynical, and feel that they’re simply choosing between the lesser of Who cares and Not that person, but at least they vote.

Then there are the apathetic sons of bitches who discourage voting because they feel that those in power have merely risen to the top of a festering heap, who believe that those stand in the corridors of power and make the decisions that make or break our lives are not the most competent, the most moral, or even the best intentioned. That the best politicians are simply the ones who can say the prettiest words, who can carve the loveliest veneer for their platform, and the ones who can play a filthy game the best. “So why bother even voting or enrolling?” they’ll say…
Do not listen to these people, they are fools of the highest quality.

Whenever bastards get into power in this country the electoral process put them there through either popular intent, accident, or apathetic indifference.

You can prevent that by preferencing another less evil bastard, or (heaven forbid) preferencing someone whose platform makes sense to you.

But you can only do that if you vote.

Important decisions are only made by those who show up, and those who vote at the very least get to be counted for having helped decide.

Those who refuse to vote won’t get to defend themselves by saying “I voted for the other one” when they inevitably complain about the direction the country is headed in, as they renounced their ability to affect the election outcome.

You have until 8pm AEST tonight to enrol. You can do it here, online and it takes about 5 minutes.

PS: It is legally compulsory to enrol, there’s a 1 Penalty Unit fine (currently $170) for failure to enrol after 21 days of eligibility, and a $20 fine for each occasion you have failed to vote, but its at the whim of the AEC if they choose to prosecute.

What’s Your opinion?


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28 Responses to
Enrol, and help put (or prevent) an evil bastard in charge
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curmudgery 1:15 pm
12 Aug 13
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“The penalty for not participating in government is to be governed by your inferiors.” – Plato.

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MrBigEars 1:26 pm
12 Aug 13
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the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”

“Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”

“I did,” said ford. “It is.”

“So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse, “why don’t the people get rid of the lizards?”

“It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford. “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”

“You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”

“Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”

“But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”

“Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?”

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Skidbladnir 1:40 pm
12 Aug 13
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MrBigEars said :

Relevant passage from Hitchhikers’ Guide

Listen and learn about the system described in HHGTTG, and how it does not really apply here.

IRV FTW.

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Diggety 2:03 pm
12 Aug 13
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Skid, while I share your enthusiasm for encouraging greater participation in democracy, I’d question the Left wing partisan diatribe in which you’ve chosen to argue it.

While you wipe the “that dude’s evil” sh*t off your chin, the clock ticks on our youth’s ability to share their opinion at the ballot box.

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DrKoresh 2:14 pm
12 Aug 13
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Diggety said :

Skid, while I share your enthusiasm for encouraging greater participation in democracy, I’d question the Left wing partisan diatribe in which you’ve chosen to argue it.

While you wipe the “that dude’s evil” sh*t off your chin, the clock ticks on our youth’s ability to share their opinion at the ballot box.

There was nothing partisan about it. Believe it or not, most lefties are lefties without (nowadays one could even say despite) the influence of the ALP.

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Skidbladnir 2:19 pm
12 Aug 13
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Diggety, none of the parties (at a local or federal level) are particularly bastard-free or unequivocally noble policy-wise at the best of times, but this year seems particularly strange.
In any case, experience of the last two cycles have shown that regardless of who the leader is on election day, someone else is only ever a leadership challenge or two away. So we might as well cull off the worst offenders early through reasonable turnout of formal electors, and at the very least the newly-eligible might should get involved and vote for whoever seems the least harmful at the time.

And there always the inevitable sausage sizzle.

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Grimm 2:24 pm
12 Aug 13
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I was under the impression that votes had little to do with the outcome of the last election. It was decided by a couple of independents in return for under the table deals and screwing over their constituents…

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DrKoresh 2:31 pm
12 Aug 13
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Grimm said :

I was under the impression that votes had little to do with the outcome of the last election. It was decided by a couple of independents in return for under the table deals and screwing over their constituents…

Oh dear, is your severe case of butt-hurt about that flaring up again? Should we call a wahmbulance? Or just let you cry a river so you can build a bridge and finally get over it?

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wildturkeycanoe 2:37 pm
12 Aug 13
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Grimm said :

I was under the impression that votes had little to do with the outcome of the last election. It was decided by a couple of independents in return for under the table deals and screwing over their constituents…

Agree totally. Also, when the two major parties have the need to pander to the minorities [Greens and Nationals], you won’t have the person you elected having any position of power. A government without the power to govern, is just a useless figurehead puppet, whose strings are controlled by many individuals pandering to their own beliefs. This kind of puppet flails around aimlessly, achieving little except tying itself in knots. Then we all wonder why the country is in ruin.
Say we get around 40% of the country voting Labor and 40% Liberal. The other 20% split between independents and the like. That means that no matter what the government does, at least half the country won’t be happy about it and probably some of the other half won’t be either. The only winners are the 5 or 10% that got the balance to pull the strings. Democracy at it’s best.

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Grimm 2:47 pm
12 Aug 13
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DrKoresh said :

Grimm said :

I was under the impression that votes had little to do with the outcome of the last election. It was decided by a couple of independents in return for under the table deals and screwing over their constituents…

Oh dear, is your severe case of butt-hurt about that flaring up again? Should we call a wahmbulance? Or just let you cry a river so you can build a bridge and finally get over it?

I have no case of butt hurt, but your panties seem to be in a bunch about something.
What’s wrong? Do you enjoy history revisionism?
It’s what happened, and it’s why NONE of those independents are running in this election. No matter which side had been given their support, it would have been dodgy.

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thebrownstreak69 2:48 pm
12 Aug 13
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Skidbladnir said :

Diggety, none of the parties (at a local or federal level) are particularly bastard-free or unequivocally noble policy-wise at the best of times, but this year seems particularly strange.
In any case, experience of the last two cycles have shown that regardless of who the leader is on election day, someone else is only ever a leadership challenge or two away. So we might as well cull off the worst offenders early through reasonable turnout of formal electors, and at the very least the newly-eligible might should get involved and vote for whoever seems the least harmful at the time.

And there always the inevitable sausage sizzle.

It’s worth voting just for the yummy sausages with fried onion and barbeque sauce our local school puts on.

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DrKoresh 3:01 pm
12 Aug 13
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thebrownstreak69 said :

Skidbladnir said :

Diggety, none of the parties (at a local or federal level) are particularly bastard-free or unequivocally noble policy-wise at the best of times, but this year seems particularly strange.
In any case, experience of the last two cycles have shown that regardless of who the leader is on election day, someone else is only ever a leadership challenge or two away. So we might as well cull off the worst offenders early through reasonable turnout of formal electors, and at the very least the newly-eligible might should get involved and vote for whoever seems the least harmful at the time.

And there always the inevitable sausage sizzle.

It’s worth voting just for the yummy sausages with fried onion and barbeque sauce our local school puts on.

Damn straight, I look forward to waking up in the afternoon on election day and stumbling down to Fadden primary for some eats 😀

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bundah 3:11 pm
12 Aug 13
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Well it’s hardly surprising that there are some who refuse to vote for they are totally disillusioned with the political playground. Let’s face it pollies promise much but fail to deliver on so many of their promises. Integrity is not their strong point and some have their heads shoved so far up their own arses that no one can reason with them.

What they often conveniently ignore is that they’re supposed to be representing the needs and the desires of the community rather than be so self-serving!

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Diggety 3:22 pm
12 Aug 13
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DrKoresh said :

thebrownstreak69 said :

Skidbladnir said :

Diggety, none of the parties (at a local or federal level) are particularly bastard-free or unequivocally noble policy-wise at the best of times, but this year seems particularly strange.
In any case, experience of the last two cycles have shown that regardless of who the leader is on election day, someone else is only ever a leadership challenge or two away. So we might as well cull off the worst offenders early through reasonable turnout of formal electors, and at the very least the newly-eligible might should get involved and vote for whoever seems the least harmful at the time.

And there always the inevitable sausage sizzle.

It’s worth voting just for the yummy sausages with fried onion and barbeque sauce our local school puts on.

Damn straight, I look forward to waking up in the afternoon on election day and stumbling down to Fadden primary for some eats 😀

Sauce?

(requested on the behalf of Comic_Gamer_Nerd)

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howeph 3:33 pm
12 Aug 13
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bundah said :

Well it’s hardly surprising that there are some who refuse to vote for they are totally disillusioned with the political playground.

If your disillusioned with the current “political playground” then the only rational option is to vote to change it. Show the major parties that your not happy by voting for the minors – be that Palmer United or the Greens.

By not voting your are in fact voting for the status quo; the very thing that you don’t like.

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