29 July 2009

Fibbiness, WooHoo, and Polish beer

| johnboy
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Facebook has alerted me to the following madness:

    SWEET CLOWNS A-FIRE!

    CAN IT BE SO, PAPA, CAN IT BE SO?

    Can it be that Melbourne gypsy jazz juggernauts WOOHOO REVUE will be fly-by-nighting through the Canberra on Friday July 31st, seeki ng to cause further damages to the floor boards of The Merry Muse!

    FORGET SWINE FLU — YOU’LL CATCH SWOON FLU WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR FOOT SWINGIN’ JUDO CHOPPIN’ HIGH FALUTTIN’ MUSICAL MAJESTY!

    Lands sakes, I sure hope they’re not joined by those filthy yet strangely enchanting posse of fib flingers Mr Fibby?

    Well, ma’am, that’s where you’d be wrong, for they are indeed to be joined by Mr Fibby! Joined on stage and in holy matrimony that is!*

    THE WOOHOO REVUE
    & MR FIBBY
    THE MERRY MUSE
    POLISH CLUB, TURNER SHOPS
    FRIDAY JULY 31ST
    IN THE VICINITY OF 8PM

    HECK YES!

    *after extensive discussions with The Woohoo Revue’s legal team, Mr Fibby will not be making any marrital overtures, or indeed, even touching, any members of Woohoo Revue.

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