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Flame Of The Week – you are all loser War Hammer goof balls

By johnboy - 13 March 2009 62

It’s been a little quiet on the quality flame front.

But in the discussion on race course fashion competitions newbie “hurra” has excelled his or herself:

    Firstly, to all you loser War Hammer goof balls, I strongly advise you all to get a life and maybe even a job!!! After reading these comments, well all the loser ones, it reminded me of how many losers there are in Canberra.I think it’s safe to say that none of you were at the races on Sunday because you were too busy playing War Heads and eating left over pizza from 2 weeks ago. This website is a joke and it really proves that you people have no life and probably no girlfriends / wife, therefore you would have no idea about fashion or the races. If you were at the races you would have heard the non jealous people comment to how great the winner looked, but I guess you guys would never be asked to judge a fashion show, because your to busy on this website :)

A little let down by the smiley face at the end, but a top effort regardless.

What’s Your opinion?


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62 Responses to
Flame Of The Week – you are all loser War Hammer goof balls
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Tempestas 8:49 am
13 Mar 09
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Wow the internet has some really naive corners.

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PBO 8:56 am
13 Mar 09
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OOOhhh she has attacked us with +5 bitchiness and used the horn of the mad cow to smite us all.

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toriness 8:58 am
13 Mar 09
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can we draft a set of classic nutter indicators? i would like to proffer the first two:

1. claim that criticised website is crap and frequented by losers, yet ironically nutter clearly considered it worthwhile signing up with just to say that, and

2. nutter’s use of awful grammar and spelling (including my pet hate misuse of ‘your’ *shudder*).

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jakez 9:00 am
13 Mar 09
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I did not find this one compelling really. It’s so cookie cutter. There’s no style, wit, or originality.

This ones a paper champion, it’s only won because there is nothing else to take up the challenge.

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justbands 9:04 am
13 Mar 09
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Agreed jakez. Winner by default.

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Skidbladnir 9:12 am
13 Mar 09
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Sleaz’ Smyth Smiting was a laser-targetted burst of flame.
This is just crap.

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Jim Jones 9:15 am
13 Mar 09
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Shorter fotw: “NERDS!”

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AngryHenry 9:25 am
13 Mar 09
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1. What qualifies as a ‘loser comment’?

2. I play Killzone on Playstation 3 and have a girlfriend who is a billion times hotter than the chick that won the competition.

3. They shoot horses don’t they?

Sitck that in your pipe and flame it.

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p1 9:28 am
13 Mar 09
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Agreed jakez. Winner by default.

Ahh, de-fault. The two sweetest words in the English language.

I think it’s safe to say that none of you were at the races on Sunday because you were too busy playing War Heads and eating left over pizza from 2 weeks ago.

No, I wasn’t at the races because I think it is cruel and demeaning to the animals, I am not addicted to gambling, and jockeys scare me.

If I recall correctly, War Heads were a type of lollie, very sour in flavour.

It is very unlikely that I would ever let pizza get more then a day or two old without having eaten it.

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toriness 9:41 am
13 Mar 09
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If I recall correctly, War Heads were a type of lollie, very sour in flavour.

they were. i loved the sadomasochistic little buggers. whatever happened to warheads?

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jakez 9:45 am
13 Mar 09
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You could get sour warheads or hot warheads. They were great.

I haven’t seen them in a very long time.

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peterh 9:46 am
13 Mar 09
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I don’t understand fashion. My wife does though. and warhammer? never played. is it good?

pizza has an average life of 30mins in my house.

so… must be an exception to the rule?

don’t go to the track, but that is my personal decision.

as a flame, not the best i have seen, no CAPS, mis spells or youse.

pity really.

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SadMushroom 10:03 am
13 Mar 09
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I wasn’t at the track because I grew up there and quite frankly it gets boring. We won the Black Opal years ago, before it became a ‘joke’ of a fashion show. Used to be good back then when the horses were the center of attention, BUT we all know these type of women, have to be the center of attention everywhere.

Soon it will be called “Black Fashion and Opal Show” with a horse race or two thrown in….Maybe they could dress the horses in hats and let the ‘designers’ ride them!!

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Whatsup 10:06 am
13 Mar 09
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I don’t have a girlfriend / wife because I am not gay. Isn’t it OK to be Hetro anymore ?

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Clown Killer 10:08 am
13 Mar 09
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Here’s my assessment:

I strongly advise you all to get a life and maybe even a job!!!

Strong, yet not imaginative use of multiple exclamation marks. Uninvited advice introduced early in the flame. Two points.

After reading these comments, well all the loser ones, it reminded me of how many losers there are in Canberra.

Good dig at Canberra, but missed opportunity to capitalise ‘loser’ and ‘losers’. One point.

I think it’s safe to say that none of you were at the races on Sunday because you were too busy playing War Heads and eating left over pizza from 2 weeks ago.

As stated by others, horse racing is for bogans, War Heads are lollies not a game and pizza unlikely to be left uneaten by genuine nerds – loss of focus. Nil points

This website is a joke and it really proves that you people have no life and probably no girlfriends / wife, therefore you would have no idea about fashion or the races.

Weak attack on website with the causal link between the humorous side of RA and the rest of us having no life. Fallaciously attempts to establish link between having a girlfriend or wife and knowledge of fashion … don’t tell the gay guys, they’ll be shattered. Nil points.

If you were at the races you would have heard the non jealous people comment to how great the winner looked, but I guess you guys would never be asked to judge a fashion show, because your to busy on this website :)

Sad attempt to defend position too easily rebuffed eg. If we were at the races we still mightn’t have heard all “the non jealous people”, possibly because we’d be laughing at the pissed, over-dressed slappers wobbling about on their heels in the queue for the port-a-loo … One point (just for sympathy)

Four points out of a possible twenty. I think we can do better people.

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