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Gungahlin parking omnibus

By 16 January 2012 40

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BatmanFan67 kicked things off with this magnificent piece of work from Gungahlin with this note:

Seems money does buy happiness, or at least it buys two car parks

audi in gungahlin

Having had everything I’ve ever thought about Audi drivers confirmed.

Then apropos of nothing Overlord chimed in with another effort from the Gungahlin Coles car park.

If there are no parks, make a park. If there are plenty of parks, make a park.

making a park

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40 Responses to Gungahlin parking omnibus
#1
Skidd Marx11:08 am, 16 Jan 12

Audi – the universal symbol for ‘wanker’.

#2
Thoroughly Smashed11:15 am, 16 Jan 12

That’s when you put beaten up old cars either side of the Audi.

#3
Erg011:42 am, 16 Jan 12

Full points for the artful obfuscation of the Audi’s number plate in the first pic.

#4
Kramer11:56 am, 16 Jan 12

I reckon this is not as bad as the tools who drive to CISAC pool/gym in Belco, presumably to get some exercise, and then park illegally because they can’t bare parking more than 10 meters from the door !?!

#5
EvanJames12:10 pm, 16 Jan 12

The Audi has been parked like that because it is waiting for some hay.

#6
Cantoangel1:27 pm, 16 Jan 12

Kramer said :

I reckon this is not as bad as the tools who drive to CISAC pool/gym in Belco, presumably to get some exercise, and then park illegally because they can’t bare parking more than 10 meters from the door !?!

+1

They’re too busy working on getting their upper half buff and losing their necks in the process, they don’t care about walking to work the legs out!

#7
G-Fresh2:00 pm, 16 Jan 12

WGAF

#8
timeeh2:07 pm, 16 Jan 12

What stopped you parking in the car spot where the rear right wheel is situated, looks like just enough room :)

#9
sarahsarah3:01 pm, 16 Jan 12

timeeh said :

What stopped you parking in the car spot where the rear right wheel is situated, looks like just enough room :)

Something small like a Swift or Getz would fit in nicely.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

#10
dph3:28 pm, 16 Jan 12

No doubt that’s a real estate agents car. He was probably in a rush to cheat on his wife & didn’t have time to park his car properly. Hardly his fault really.

#11
curlylocks4:08 pm, 16 Jan 12

The Audi OMG!!!! Maybe they thought that you parked like that down in Gunghalin!!!

The VW probably thought it was a car park and was wondering why no one else parked beside him/her LOL

#12
Pork Hunt4:24 pm, 16 Jan 12

I’d have parked next to it so the driver had to make a 58 point turn to get out AND taken half a day off work if necessary to watch them do it…
If the owner is a male, then they must have a very small penis indeed. I have no idea what the female equivalent is.

#13
Skyring4:25 pm, 16 Jan 12

Kramer said :

I reckon this is not as bad as the tools who drive to CISAC pool/gym in Belco, presumably to get some exercise, and then park illegally because they can’t bare parking more than 10 meters from the door !?!

Bare parking for skinny dippers.

#14
harley5:05 pm, 16 Jan 12

one of my favourite Top Gear moments was the marque christmas presents. Bugatti Aftershave, Porsche bottle openers…

Jeremy pulls a stuffed rooster out of the bag. Richard says

“Jeremy, has that cock got 4 rings on it?”

#15
jsm20905:22 pm, 16 Jan 12

I can’t believe how you people constantly waste your time replying to these ‘he parked badly/she parked outside the lines’ etc threads…… Oh wait…….

#16
Golden-Alpine5:56 pm, 16 Jan 12

I saw an Audi driver wash his car at the servo yesterday with the squeege! Down the road is a proper car wash.

#17
Holden Caulfield6:03 pm, 16 Jan 12

Pork Hunt said :

I’d have parked next to it so the driver had to make a 58 point turn to get out AND taken half a day off work if necessary to watch them do it…
If the owner is a male, then they must have a very small penis indeed. I have no idea what the female equivalent is.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

#18
AmarooStu6:11 pm, 16 Jan 12

Given I see this flog’s car under Aldi in Gungaglin most days….would you like me to print this ‘thread’ and put it under his windscreen?

Unfortunately, we cannot ‘box him in’ as that parking section behind the yellow fence is accessed via a boom gate. Bugger.

#19
creative_canberran7:54 pm, 16 Jan 12

Audi + VW – both from the same company, soon to be the world’s largest auto maker. Read what you want into that.

#20
26048:49 pm, 16 Jan 12

creative_canberran said :

Audi + VW – both from the same company, soon to be the world’s largest auto maker. Read what you want into that.

I read into it that there are a lot of nouveau riche people in the world.

#21
johny8:57 pm, 16 Jan 12

The Audi is parked in a private car park that is secured by a boom gate. The car parks are allocated to the tenants and owners of the body corporate. The chances are extremely high that the Audi driver owns those car parks as part of his lease. Therefore he can park across them both if that’s what he wants to do. The VW driver is a tool and needs to learn how to park.

#22
DrKoresh9:29 pm, 16 Jan 12

johny said :

The Audi is parked in a private car park that is secured by a boom gate. The car parks are allocated to the tenants and owners of the body corporate. The chances are extremely high that the Audi driver owns those car parks as part of his lease. Therefore he can park across them both if that’s what he wants to do. The VW driver is a tool and needs to learn how to park.

Doesn’t make it any less pompous, or make him any less of a tool. Rubbing his wealth in other people’s faces like that might well come back and bite him in the arse.

#23
LSWCHP9:53 pm, 16 Jan 12

Holden Caulfield said :

Pork Hunt said :

I’d have parked next to it so the driver had to make a 58 point turn to get out AND taken half a day off work if necessary to watch them do it…
If the owner is a male, then they must have a very small penis indeed. I have no idea what the female equivalent is.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

I think the question relates to the adjective, not the noun. If a male idiot has a small penis, would a female idiot similarly have a small vagina? I would’ve thought the converse, but…but…I can’t believe I’m writing this.

#24
poetix9:57 pm, 16 Jan 12

So where’s the bus?

#25
DrKoresh10:10 pm, 16 Jan 12

poetix said :

So where’s the bus?

Inside what LSWCHP can’t believe he’s (or she’s) writing about?

#26
Skyring3:21 am, 17 Jan 12

DrKoresh said :

poetix said :

So where’s the bus?

Inside what LSWCHP can’t believe he’s (or she’s) writing about?

Does it have room for a bike rack on the front?

#27
Holden Caulfield11:30 am, 17 Jan 12

DrKoresh said :

johny said :

The Audi is parked in a private car park that is secured by a boom gate. The car parks are allocated to the tenants and owners of the body corporate. The chances are extremely high that the Audi driver owns those car parks as part of his lease. Therefore he can park across them both if that’s what he wants to do. The VW driver is a tool and needs to learn how to park.

Doesn’t make it any less pompous, or make him any less of a tool. Rubbing his wealth in other people’s faces like that might well come back and bite him in the arse.

Haha, jealous much?

#28
Holden Caulfield11:31 am, 17 Jan 12

LSWCHP said :

Holden Caulfield said :

Pork Hunt said :

I’d have parked next to it so the driver had to make a 58 point turn to get out AND taken half a day off work if necessary to watch them do it…
If the owner is a male, then they must have a very small penis indeed. I have no idea what the female equivalent is.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

I think the question relates to the adjective, not the noun. If a male idiot has a small penis, would a female idiot similarly have a small vagina? I would’ve thought the converse, but…but…I can’t believe I’m writing this.

Yeah, I geddit, I just wanted to quote a line from an Arnie flick. :P

#29
DTM12:46 pm, 17 Jan 12

Lol, I so would have squeezed my car in next to the Audi anyway.

#30
Holden Caulfield1:23 pm, 17 Jan 12

creative_canberran said :

Audi VW – both from the same company, soon to be the world’s largest auto maker. Read what you want into that.

The same company is Volkswagen, who have owned Audi since the 60s. World’s largest car maker can be defined a number of ways. Either way, not really sure what you were trying to imply.

At last count Volkswagen Auto Group were third on annual production, still a bit over 1,000,000 vehicles behind Toyota and GM who were neck and neck.

VAG (includes 10 brands now) are more likely to claim the biggest tag on value. They got into the #1 position a few years back when a backward-looking takeover bid by Porsche boosted their share price (in the end VW ended up buying Porsche) while at the same time Toyota’s value took a dive.

Not sure if Toyota’s value has recovered and the full buyout of Porsche by Volkswagen is still negotiating the German courts last time I checked, but is basically a done deal.

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