"History will be kind to us, because we will write it"
BatmanFan67 kicked things off with this magnificent piece of work from Gungahlin with this note:
Seems money does buy happiness, or at least it buys two car parks
Having had everything I’ve ever thought about Audi drivers confirmed.
Then apropos of nothing Overlord chimed in with another effort from the Gungahlin Coles car park.
If there are no parks, make a park. If there are plenty of parks, make a park.
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Audi – the universal symbol for ‘wanker’.
That’s when you put beaten up old cars either side of the Audi.
Full points for the artful obfuscation of the Audi’s number plate in the first pic.
I reckon this is not as bad as the tools who drive to CISAC pool/gym in Belco, presumably to get some exercise, and then park illegally because they can’t bare parking more than 10 meters from the door !?!
The Audi has been parked like that because it is waiting for some hay.
Kramer said :
+1
They’re too busy working on getting their upper half buff and losing their necks in the process, they don’t care about walking to work the legs out!
WGAF
What stopped you parking in the car spot where the rear right wheel is situated, looks like just enough room
timeeh said :
Something small like a Swift or Getz would fit in nicely.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE
No doubt that’s a real estate agents car. He was probably in a rush to cheat on his wife & didn’t have time to park his car properly. Hardly his fault really.
The Audi OMG!!!! Maybe they thought that you parked like that down in Gunghalin!!!
The VW probably thought it was a car park and was wondering why no one else parked beside him/her LOL
I’d have parked next to it so the driver had to make a 58 point turn to get out AND taken half a day off work if necessary to watch them do it…
If the owner is a male, then they must have a very small penis indeed. I have no idea what the female equivalent is.
Kramer said :
Bare parking for skinny dippers.
one of my favourite Top Gear moments was the marque christmas presents. Bugatti Aftershave, Porsche bottle openers…
Jeremy pulls a stuffed rooster out of the bag. Richard says
“Jeremy, has that cock got 4 rings on it?”
I can’t believe how you people constantly waste your time replying to these ‘he parked badly/she parked outside the lines’ etc threads…… Oh wait…….
I saw an Audi driver wash his car at the servo yesterday with the squeege! Down the road is a proper car wash.
Pork Hunt said :
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
Given I see this flog’s car under Aldi in Gungaglin most days….would you like me to print this ‘thread’ and put it under his windscreen?
Unfortunately, we cannot ‘box him in’ as that parking section behind the yellow fence is accessed via a boom gate. Bugger.
Audi + VW – both from the same company, soon to be the world’s largest auto maker. Read what you want into that.
creative_canberran said :
I read into it that there are a lot of nouveau riche people in the world.
The Audi is parked in a private car park that is secured by a boom gate. The car parks are allocated to the tenants and owners of the body corporate. The chances are extremely high that the Audi driver owns those car parks as part of his lease. Therefore he can park across them both if that’s what he wants to do. The VW driver is a tool and needs to learn how to park.
johny said :
Doesn’t make it any less pompous, or make him any less of a tool. Rubbing his wealth in other people’s faces like that might well come back and bite him in the arse.
Holden Caulfield said :
I think the question relates to the adjective, not the noun. If a male idiot has a small penis, would a female idiot similarly have a small vagina? I would’ve thought the converse, but…but…I can’t believe I’m writing this.
So where’s the bus?
poetix said :
Inside what LSWCHP can’t believe he’s (or she’s) writing about?
DrKoresh said :
Does it have room for a bike rack on the front?
DrKoresh said :
Haha, jealous much?
LSWCHP said :
Yeah, I geddit, I just wanted to quote a line from an Arnie flick.
Lol, I so would have squeezed my car in next to the Audi anyway.
creative_canberran said :
The same company is Volkswagen, who have owned Audi since the 60s. World’s largest car maker can be defined a number of ways. Either way, not really sure what you were trying to imply.
At last count Volkswagen Auto Group were third on annual production, still a bit over 1,000,000 vehicles behind Toyota and GM who were neck and neck.
VAG (includes 10 brands now) are more likely to claim the biggest tag on value. They got into the #1 position a few years back when a backward-looking takeover bid by Porsche boosted their share price (in the end VW ended up buying Porsche) while at the same time Toyota’s value took a dive.
Not sure if Toyota’s value has recovered and the full buyout of Porsche by Volkswagen is still negotiating the German courts last time I checked, but is basically a done deal.