
The “Like Canberra” website is looking for votes having proudly taken in the public’s nominations.
[The tiled interface is a particular mess, because the world loves Windows 8 right? (er...)]
I was intrigued by the “Only in Canberra” tile. And what a cornucopia of bollocks it is!
Is this really the best we can do?
Highlights for mine include:
– Dress up parties
– The Canberra Times
– volunteering
– grand architecture
– Canberra is a global village
– Pretty City
I’m buggered if I can see anything there that is completely unique to Canberra.
Anyone else waded deep enough into the website to find any other gems?
bigfeet said :
Hahahaha! Gold.
Canberra-only events. Carols by Candlelight and fireworks. Dunno what I’ve been watching on tv from interstate then?
poetix said :
You’re not the only one!
Another gem from the site, under ‘Multiculturalism’:
“Being free to wear my burqa”.
Yup, I can definitely relate to that one…
Maybe this is one of those marketing ploys where they deliberately make the content groan-inducing to polarise and inspire debate and discussion about a certain topic? At least we’re talking about the Centenary, right?
Under ‘Infrastructure’ it says, rather strangely, ‘The best universities in Canberra!’ You don’t need a degree to see that was meant to say Australia, and probably will, very soon.
I clicked on “Politics and Government” and was confronted with
* “Leading the Nation on climate change”
* “Open government”
* “Having our own Legislative Assembly”
* “Government departments are of a high quality” and
* “Andrew Barr”.
I could not find “A Fabian socialist government that co-opts the Centenary of Canberra it inflict Goebbels-esque propaganda upon the seemingly acquiescent citizenry, while fudging hospital waiting list data”, so I didn’t vote.
poetix said :
Sorry, can’t let that one stand….. The Canberran “Marnika” is not remotely close to how the Maori word is pronounced. I would be highly suss of NZer who had to consult a Maori dictionary for pronounciation anyway, because of the way the written language works once you know a few basic rules it is possible to accurately pronounce pretty much every word including the ones you haven’t encountered before. The main bit is the vowel sounds which differ to how they are in English, and they are drilled in at primary school through a series of songs which stick in your head forever.
I am now going to go and walk the dog, singing “Oma r?peti, oma r?peti, Oma, oma, oma, Oma r?peti, oma r?peti” as I go…….
miz said :
Clearly designed by someone who’s fallen deeply in love with Microsoft’s Metro interface.
This really is pointlessly braindead.
I mean seriously,you can do pretty much all of these things anywhere.
Well, except like Charny.
Where’s the “Swideswipin’ cyclists in muh Tradie ute”?
But I guess categorisation would be an issue. Does it fit in Cultural vibe, Canberra-only events, Lots to do, Sporting events, Family fun, or Opportunities?
Can we have a concerted and organised effort by the Riotact faithful to guarantee that the most ridiculous choices make it to the top.
NoAddedMSG said :
Fair enough, I will tell my friend how sus his grasp of Maori is! On top of the Black Caps, too.
My favourites so far:
Ease of Living: Sense of entitlement
Although I have just realised that if you click “View all responses” you get a list, but you can only vote on the ones that come up in the stupid squares. Shame.
Where is the RiotACT tab?
Chop71 said :
Either we’re not the shameless self promoters of the gray media (CT and 2CC), or we were culled in the laughable editorial process!
poetix said :
You’ve got that totally wrong. The NZ version is not Manuka but Manakau, pronounced “Manna-cow”. It is a suburb of Auckland. Manuka is a tree, pronounced manooka, as is the honey from the tree’s flowers.
johnboy said :
Looks like a standard mudmap of public submissions – plenty of dupes and typos and yes, some of it is poorly categorised. To be fair it’s a positive message and it’s opened my eyes to a few things I didn’t know about.
What is canberra good at? Tailgating!
The one about Bumping into the Prime Minister makes me want to puke in my mouth. This list is making us look a bunch of bumpkins, only worse, because it makes us look like pretentious hipster-bumpkins.
johnboy said :
I assume it was the latter scenario, then?
These people were walking up to randoms in Garema Place and putting them on the spot about their favourite thing about Canberra. Everyone I saw them ask struggled with an answer and then came up with something crap.
poetix said :
Well we didn’t enter ourselves, so who knows?
johnboy said :
There may be some rioters who are sucks, but certainly not those of us who reside in inner north areas with a vibrant fixie-riding youth culture with our own shop…
Roundhead89 said :
You have that partially right. There are actually *two* very similarly-named places on the North Island of NZ. Manukau (or Manukau City) is the suburb of Auckland while Manakau is a small town between Palmerston North and Wellington. That must cause a bit of confusion over there.
Is this part of the whole “vote for the top 100 things you like about Canberra and we’ll give you access to them during the centenary year” campaign? I’m having a quiet giggle to myself visualising everyone on buses being given the grand tour of Charnwood before being taken out to the odd establishments in Fyshwick. But seriously, how pathetic. We get a load of money to have centenary celebrations and we come up with this rubbish. How much did the junket last year gouge from the budget? Can we not do anything right?
No National Folk Festival I notice.
I think I saw the folkie in there…
But so hard to tell with the absence of a consistent taxonomy.
johnboy said :
Ahh, it is under ‘cultural events’… not ‘Festivals’. How interesting.
DrKoresh said :
Managed to put 3 votes in for “Andrew Barr” already. Anyone got a spare BotNet?