Naked Girls Reading at the Polit Bar

By 4 December, 2013 35

11 December, 2013
6:30 pm

Title

Naked Girls reading began is Chicago in 2009 and has since spread around the world, and finally it has come to Australia.

It is as it sounds.

This

We’re very excited to present…

The very first Naked Girls Reading Canberra
AND
The very first Naked Girls Reading to ever grace the shores of our great country!

The Polit Bar will host and tickets will be available from the bar beforehand or at the door (if they don’t sell out!).

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35 Responses to Naked Girls Reading at the Polit Bar
#1
Postalgeek9:15 am, 04 Dec 13

Afterwards there will be a test to see if you were listening.

#2
rhino10:04 am, 04 Dec 13

Postalgeek said :

Afterwards there will be a test to see if you were listening.

I loled.

#3
dtc10:17 am, 04 Dec 13

Postalgeek said :

Afterwards there will be a test to see if you were listening.

Will you be able to hear over the sound of heavy breathing?

#4
Skidbladnir10:27 am, 04 Dec 13

So, it’s almost like the free story time at the library, but with a value-add of boobs?

Also, you can’t spell classical literature without tits and arse.

(Ladies, I’m ordinarily a fairly classy guy, except when I post on RiotACT)

#5
curmudgery11:13 am, 04 Dec 13

They used to do this in Phillip years ago – except instead of reading they served beer. I found the whole thing quite spiritually uplifting.

Any idea what they’ll be reading Dec 11?

#6
poetix11:35 am, 04 Dec 13

Calling all losers…

See? She’s holding a book! I’m not a dirty old man. I’m a hipster.

#7
NoniDoll12:08 pm, 04 Dec 13

Sounds interesting… Somebody let me know when there’s “Naked Blokes Reading”.

#8
Tren12:53 pm, 04 Dec 13

@NoniDoll I’m game. where would host?

#9
DrKoresh12:57 pm, 04 Dec 13

poetix said :

Calling all losers…

See? She’s holding a book! I’m not a dirty old man. I’m a hipster.

I’m most definitely not a hipster >:0

#10
Ben_Dover1:13 pm, 04 Dec 13

When will the hipster generation come out of the closet and admit that, just like us dirty old men, the like looking at naked women?

Hells teeth there’s plenty of places out at Fyshwick where you can go look at, and touch even, naked women, if you’re prepared to pay. You don’t have to pretend that you are a fan of “Burlesque”, or that this “naked reading” is anything other than titliation. (He he… I said tits.)

Stand up proud hipsters, shout out; “I’m a horny goat, who likes the sight of naked flesh!!”

#11
aceofspades2:08 pm, 04 Dec 13

If I had to read naked in order to have people listen then I’d probably work out that reading maybe wasn’t my thing and perhaps I should try tiddly winks or something.

#12
neanderthalsis2:11 pm, 04 Dec 13

Ben_Dover said :

When will the hipster generation come out of the closet and admit that, just like us dirty old men, the like looking at naked women?

Hells teeth there’s plenty of places out at Fyshwick where you can go look at, and touch even, naked women, if you’re prepared to pay. You don’t have to pretend that you are a fan of “Burlesque”, or that this “naked reading” is anything other than titliation. (He he… I said tits.)

Stand up proud hipsters, shout out; “I’m a horny goat, who likes the sight of naked flesh!!”

They won’t. They will just go to a burlesque cabaret because it is artistic instead of a strip club because it denigrates women.

#13
gospeedygo2:31 pm, 04 Dec 13

Ben_Dover said :

When will the hipster generation come out of the closet and admit that, just like us dirty old men, the like looking at naked women?

Hells teeth there’s plenty of places out at Fyshwick where you can go look at, and touch even, naked women, if you’re prepared to pay.

I think a lot of folks would rather pay their hard earned for the other kind of oral stimulation in a place without a back entrance. (I couldn’t possibly ram another innuendo inside this post)

#14
Barcham2:40 pm, 04 Dec 13

And the definition of the insult ‘Hipster’ grows again.

Soon it’s going to usurp the word “human” for the amount of people it applies to.

#15
Thumper2:46 pm, 04 Dec 13

gospeedygo said :

Ben_Dover said :

When will the hipster generation come out of the closet and admit that, just like us dirty old men, the like looking at naked women?

Hells teeth there’s plenty of places out at Fyshwick where you can go look at, and touch even, naked women, if you’re prepared to pay.

I think a lot of folks would rather pay their hard earned for the other kind of oral stimulation in a place without a back entrance. (I couldn’t possibly ram another innuendo inside this post)

Surely you could have inserted something else?

#16
poetix2:54 pm, 04 Dec 13

Barcham said :

And the definition of the insult ‘Hipster’ grows again.

Soon it’s going to usurp the word “human” for the amount of people it applies to.

Spoken like a true and pure hipster, dear other JB. It is not a word I use much, but burlesque, with its feathered fan of pseudo-intellectual justification, seems to demand it.

#17
NoniDoll2:59 pm, 04 Dec 13

Tren said :

@NoniDoll I’m game. where would host?

Suggestions welcome.

#18
Holden Caulfield3:06 pm, 04 Dec 13

Barcham said :

And the definition of the insult ‘Hipster’ grows again.

Soon it’s going to usurp the word “human” for the amount of people it applies to.

Won’t somebody, who has the capacity, please think of the bogans.

#19
Watson3:07 pm, 04 Dec 13

poetix said :

Barcham said :

And the definition of the insult ‘Hipster’ grows again.

Soon it’s going to usurp the word “human” for the amount of people it applies to.

Spoken like a true and pure hipster, dear other JB. It is not a word I use much, but burlesque, with its feathered fan of pseudo-intellectual justification, seems to demand it.

Yes! I thought I was the only one who thought that. And I agree that it deserve the term hipster more than any other current trend.

#20
LSWCHP7:21 pm, 04 Dec 13

I’m not a hipster, but I think the female form in all its infinite variation is one of the most beautiful sights on the whole planet.

I’d be happy to watch them read for a while. :-)

Men, on the other hand, are just plain ugly. I really don’t understand how a woman could find the male form attractive.

#21
gooterz10:09 pm, 04 Dec 13

LSWCHP said :

I’m not a hipster, but I think the female form in all its infinite variation is one of the most beautiful sights on the whole planet.

I’d be happy to watch them read for a while. :-)

Men, on the other hand, are just plain ugly. I really don’t understand how a woman could find the male form attractive.

I’ve seen some women that are pretty ugly.

#22
Stevian10:19 pm, 04 Dec 13

Holden Caulfield said :

Barcham said :

And the definition of the insult ‘Hipster’ grows again.

Soon it’s going to usurp the word “human” for the amount of people it applies to.

Won’t somebody, who has the capacity, please think of the bogans.

Shouldn’t that be “think for the the bogans”

#23
Stevian10:21 pm, 04 Dec 13

LSWCHP said :

I’m not a hipster, but I think the female form in all its infinite variation is one of the most beautiful sights on the whole planet.

I’d be happy to watch them read for a while. :-)

Men, on the other hand, are just plain ugly. I really don’t understand how a woman could find the male form attractive.

Your not required to understand it. Just be thankful that they do.

#24
Masquara11:35 pm, 04 Dec 13

This one warrants an Occupy by fat old women (naked).

#25
gooterz11:52 pm, 04 Dec 13

Stevian said :

LSWCHP said :

I’m not a hipster, but I think the female form in all its infinite variation is one of the most beautiful sights on the whole planet.

I’d be happy to watch them read for a while. :-)

Men, on the other hand, are just plain ugly. I really don’t understand how a woman could find the male form attractive.

Your not required to understand it. Just be thankful that they do.

*You’re

Make you should practice your naked reading.

#26
Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd11:57 pm, 04 Dec 13

LSWCHP said :

I’m not a hipster, but I think the female form in all its infinite variation is one of the most beautiful sights on the whole planet.

I’d be happy to watch them read for a while. :-)

Men, on the other hand, are just plain ugly. I really don’t understand how a woman could find the male form attractive.

Naked women or naked men. Both are awesome to me. Only difference is I like bigger women and I like more cut men.

Weird, I know.

#27
Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd11:58 pm, 04 Dec 13

gooterz said :

LSWCHP said :

I’m not a hipster, but I think the female form in all its infinite variation is one of the most beautiful sights on the whole planet.

I’d be happy to watch them read for a while. :-)

Men, on the other hand, are just plain ugly. I really don’t understand how a woman could find the male form attractive.

I’ve seen some women that are pretty ugly.

post a pic of yourself.

Ugly/beauty is subjective.

#28
Masquara12:18 am, 05 Dec 13

poetix said :

… dear other JB…

+1. Barcham so fully deserves to have his identity quashed for posting that horrible misogynistic tasteless Hugh Hefneresque Huw Grantesque naked ladeez readers post! (Hope I have quoted the quote/attributed it correctly)

#29
milkman7:10 am, 05 Dec 13

neanderthalsis said :

Ben_Dover said :

When will the hipster generation come out of the closet and admit that, just like us dirty old men, the like looking at naked women?

Hells teeth there’s plenty of places out at Fyshwick where you can go look at, and touch even, naked women, if you’re prepared to pay. You don’t have to pretend that you are a fan of “Burlesque”, or that this “naked reading” is anything other than titliation. (He he… I said tits.)

Stand up proud hipsters, shout out; “I’m a horny goat, who likes the sight of naked flesh!!”

They won’t.

They will just go to a burlesque cabaret because it is artistic instead of a strip club because it denigrates women.

For a second I thought this was a serious post.

#30
Ben_Dover8:48 am, 05 Dec 13

Will there be private booths available for “relaxing in a gentleman’s way”?

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