One wonders at the lack of a hand rail at a roller rink, why the letters CBD have been embossed metre high onto the skating surface, and where all those disco balls have been hiding up until now?
Deeper questions arise, such as whether the padding lashed to the lamp post in the middle of the skating area adheres to any particular code or standard? And why an un-padded garden umbrella is out there next to the lamp post?
But most of all the passing lunchtime observer wonders where all the people are?
In any event, have no fear of not being able to get a spot on the rink.