Ladies and Gentlemen the Sass & Tease Collective are putting on a new show this Friday night at the Abbey, and that is exactly when and where and you should be.
Also, it’s an excellent excuse to get dressed up. Always a good thing.
There will be door prizes, best-dressed prizes, katanas, merriment, dancing, dinosaurs, music, girls, pajamas, boys, blue-light discos, exercise, video-games, and hairballs.
I want my … I want my … Sass & Tease!
We’re taking you back to when shoulder pads and hair were big, jeans were tight and George Michael was straight.
That’s right, Sass & Tease are producing a commemorative edition of Smash Hits, to tickle all your fancies.
So come on Eileen, Mickey, and all you Love Cats … Put in your best Bette Davis eyes all you material girls and Karma Chameleons – this show will be as big as a whale, it’s about to set sail, and it’s going to set fire to your love shack!!…
So come and get your fluro socks blown off as we whip it and beat it for you all night long!