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Smells like Oregano, Tastes like Rum

By 12 April 2005 26

I’m willing to bet a lot of money that Schapelle Corby is innocent.

Celebrity wannabe inmates notwithstanding, the possibility of someone choosing her as their unwitting mule is high. For example, Sydney airport has a fraud and conspiracies enforcement section. Officially, they are auditors for local security. Unofficially, they consume their time watching the baggage handlers, trying to catch the thieving criminal assholes red handed. Not that a camels head showed up on the radar. I especially love the Union reps comment to install more cameras. I suggest you install a V-chip to prevent your members blanking the lens with permanent markers as they have done in the past, ye goof.

Ever locked up your luggage and sighed contentment at avoiding the possibility of getting a strychnine drip in a Bangkok toilet with officials looking on? Did that bag have a zip? Oh dear, one well placed strike with a innocuous disposable ball point pen and your bag just made you a bitch. Ever traveled with a laptop in baggage? Did it make it to it’s destination? I guess you got lucky, handlers have a radar for gadgets in luggage, the weight tips them off you see.

What has this got to do with Canberra? The AFP of course. Everyone says they need to get off their asses and provide more actual policing work that doesn’t involve hearsay. Just fingerprint the bag and the suspect shall be revealed. Dude, baggage handlers wear gloves. For all that handling, don’t you know?

Schapelle, can I call you Schappas? Schappas, I feel for you girl. But you’re f*cked. They’ve had it in for happy goofs like you since Roman times.

The only thing that will save you now Schappas is a full scale invasion, but it’s sooooo 2002.

Maybe we should send in the Davey Navy.

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RandomGit 12:52 pm
12 Apr 05
#1

a) It’s a rant about Schapelle Corby

followed by,

b) a funny animated gif of David Hasslehof. David is such a bimbo, laugh at the goofy picture of him. Yes the linking premise is thin, so what, laugh at funny Davey.

Ralph 12:59 pm
12 Apr 05
#2

That picture of Hasslehof makes my skin crawl.

RandomGit 1:54 pm
12 Apr 05
#3

Wait’ll you see the one I’ve got ready to drop for tomorrow. It’s positively bonkalicious.

RandomGit 3:33 pm
12 Apr 05
#4

It’s actually Dutch-Roman based law and legal system left by the colonial Dutch. Not much to do with Shariah law or anything else of a religious bent. Draw whatever parrallels you wish, but it ain’t the same thing.

johnboy 8:48 pm
12 Apr 05
#5

Talking of sending in the Navy how about a simple snatch and grab over night raid by the SAS.

Only if you want to start a war.

Do we want Kopassus doing snatch and grabs to rescue indo fisherfolk as they ply their trade in our waters?

johnboy 11:55 pm
21 Apr 05
#6

I don’t honestly know VG.

But I do know the indos don’t try to reasonable doubt.

and that isn’t what we call justice.

LurkerGal 8:57 am
22 Apr 05
#7

Boycotting indonesia will hurt the little people, and it is not their fault that their government have inhumane laws! It would be like everyone who works in tourism in Australia losing their jobs because everyone boycotts visiting here because John Howard is a terrorist!

And i think she’s innocent. And I think the other 9 are guilty, but I still don’t think they deserve to die for it.

Ralph 9:32 am
22 Apr 05
#8

I reckon most of it would be home grown, if not coming from Thailand or somewhere.

Its just not economic to import dope from Australia (high cost market) into Indonesia (low cost market).

Also, the 4 kgs was just sitting in her boogie board bag. There was no attempt to conceal it. I find that to be odd.

RandomGit 9:39 am
22 Apr 05
#9

I’m telling you that a Baggage Handle put it in. It’s what a lot of them do.

RandomGit 11:24 am
22 Apr 05
#10

My opinion is based on personal experience. I think I was clear, that Victorian prisoner and his testiomony is irrelavent.

LurkerGal 11:26 am
22 Apr 05
#11

Mr Evil: I think you mean “If she’s found GUILTY, she’s fucked”.

RandomGit 11:41 am
22 Apr 05
#12

I think he means, she going to be found guilty regardless, ergo, fucked.

LurkerGal 11:46 am
22 Apr 05
#13

I’m really hoping that she won’t be found guilty. Obviously not as much as she and her family though.

I admit, I would prefer the firing squad to life in an indonesian prison.

RandomGit 11:56 am
22 Apr 05
#14

You seen the security in that courtroom?

I’d make a break for it.

Ralph 12:10 pm
22 Apr 05
#15

I’ll certainly be avoiding any of these backward countries as holiday destinations. At the very least you need solid, lockable, luggage.

RandomGit 12:50 pm
22 Apr 05
#16

@Evil, I know. What else would you expect media to do other than sell papers and advertising? ;)

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