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Star Wars burlesque to hit Canberra Theatre on Star Wars Day

By johnboy - 9 March 2012 24

Yesterday I was getting my nerd on with obscure references to long forgotten Dungeons and Dragons monsters created by the nerdiest (and most awesome) of authors Charles Stross.

But even I feel a little dirty alerting you to the existence of Star Wars Burlesque coming to the Canberra Theatre on Star Wars Day (May the Fourth of course you ignorant lout).

Because we never really did get enough of Slave Leia.

(And hey, who needs the ability to get a date when you’ve got the internet right? Right?)

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Star Wars burlesque to hit Canberra Theatre on Star Wars Day
1
Vanessa 10:59 am
09 Mar 12
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Seems to have re-defined burlesque

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Ben_Dover 11:43 am
09 Mar 12
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“Burelesque” = strip shows for hipsters.

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Holden Caulfield 12:35 pm
09 Mar 12
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Ben_Dover said :

“Burelesque” = strip shows for hipsters.

Just stick a Kony monster in the show and it will be a sell out (pardon the pun).

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4
poetix 1:09 pm
09 Mar 12
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The Farce is strong with this one.

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Ben_Dover 2:17 pm
09 Mar 12
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poetix said :

The Farce is strong with this one.

The Arse is strong with this one.

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6
neanderthalsis 3:16 pm
09 Mar 12
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Do they have hairy midget strippers as the Ewoks?

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7
Dilandach 3:36 pm
09 Mar 12
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I hope those sand people are easily startled and return in greater numbers…

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colourful sydney rac 4:47 pm
09 Mar 12
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Dilandach said :

I hope those sand people are easily startled and return in greater numbers…

:)

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9
milkman 6:43 pm
09 Mar 12
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I wanna see me some shaved wookie.

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10
farnarkler 7:30 pm
09 Mar 12
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Gentlemen I’m sure you’ll all be going Hand Solo after watching this…

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11
Duffbowl 8:04 pm
09 Mar 12
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Dammit, how do I sell this to Mrs Duffbowl as a legitimate form of entertainment and art?

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Postalgeek 8:48 pm
09 Mar 12
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milkman said :

I wanna see me some shaved wookie.

Yes, you’re unlikely to see a waxed Wookie.

In the past, beauty therapist rarely survived beyond the ‘sack’ part of a ‘crack, sack and back’ wax. Those that did survive no longer had arms to enable them to continue their craft.

Since then it’s been conventional wisdom to always shave a wookie.

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13
Eppo 10:54 am
10 Mar 12
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These are definitely the droids I am looking for…

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14
AsparagusSyndrome 10:40 pm
12 Mar 12
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This is Red Five. I’m going in…

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spinact 2:58 am
13 Mar 12
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…..nerds

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