Happy Monday Humans!
You know what you’re here for, I don’t need to explain it.
You’ve probably scrolled past this intro already, dots of saliva landing on your keyboard as you prepare to gorge yourself on some sweet bad parking photos.
Once you’ve had your fill please remember to contribute to the cause by sending in your own [...]
Some call it a punishment from God for a world full of sin, some say it was a curse placed upon drivers after one cut an old witch off at an intersection once, most just assume there are lots of stupid lazy people out there…
But whatever the reason, the fact remains that poor parking is [...]
Oh no! It’s Monday!
Well back to work everyone… and by work I mean back to looking at photos of people parking poorly.
It’s a hard knock life.
If you’ve got some shots of people parking badly send them in to email@example.com.
Be sure to use the word “PARKING” in the subject line and let us know what name [...]
Mayor Rattenbury is out for his first Constitution Avenue Rodeo.
A stretch of road dominated by gravel car parks and bordered by Canberra’s oldest graveyard will, we are repeatedly promised, be transformed into the Paris of the South.
Anyway, here’s Shane’s stab at it:
Work is progressing on the upgrade of Constitution Avenue with design plans now finalised [...]
Angels and Ministers of Grace preserve us, the Canberra Times has got Guilia Jones on record about the poor parking of people not in her liveried car!
Spokeswoman and Member for Molonglo Giulia Jones said several of her constituents had voiced concerns about services accessing clients in the suburb, including Staverton Place.
“It is not good enough [...]
It’s dangerous to go alone, take these parking photos with you!
If you happen to find some poorly parked cars along the way, snap a photo and send it in to the RiotACT at firstname.lastname@example.org. Be sure to include the word “parking” in the subject, and let us know what name you would like to [...]
I made a casual observation today about the increasing number of new apartments, shops, and restaurants planned for southeast Braddon (area bounded by Northbourne, Haig Park, Torrens, and Cooyong) and the apparent decreasing number of places to park a car.
Is ACTPLA planning directed towards making parking difficult for people who do not live in [...]
Fellow defenders of parking etiquette, it is Monday and Monday means it’s time to frown at photos!
We have a fresh crop of photos from our rogues gallery of automotive villains, time to dish out some judgemental justice!
If you snap a shot of some sloppy parking, send it to us at email@example.com.
1. Aeek hits us with [...]
Here’s a fresh serve of Monday parking for you, so dig in.
If you spot some delicious poor parking out and about snap a shot and email it to firstname.lastname@example.org so everyone can enjoy it. Make sure to include the word “parking” in the subject and let us know what name you would like to [...]
It feels like it has been forever since I did a Monday Parking post on an actual Monday.
Is it odd that I feel vaguely nostalgic about it?
It is, right?
At any rate we have a bunch of terrible parks for your to frown at this week, and also a surprising amount of free publicity for the [...]
Dear Lord you have been busy Rioters,
71 parking photos this week.
I’ve been cropping and editing and resizing and sticking little “RiotACT” labels over all the license plates all morning.
So did everyone just take more photos, or is poor parking becoming an epidemic?
Have a poor parking photo you want shared? Send it to email@example.com!
Be sure [...]
Parking doesn’t stop on public holidays, but I do.
I hope your long weekend was as long as your sleep-ins Rioters, however the weekend is over.
It’s week-time now, and week-time is time to get serious.
Serious about bad parking.
If you’ve got any photos of bad parking to share send them to firstname.lastname@example.org! Be sure to include the [...]
So a Monday has gotten right up in your grill has it?
Well I know how to deal with Mondays. You parking photo them right in their stupid Monday faces!
Here’s some ammo, now you show that Monday who is boss!
If you’d like to help restock the RiotACT armoury with more anti-monday parking photos, send them to [...]
MyndWorks is an Australian company and we have developed a smart phone pay parking solution for councils. Please see www.iparkr.com
You can check out the demo (including Canberra parking) at http://www.iparkr.com/demo.html or just scan the QR.
find nearest pay parking on the map,
see the parking details
select parking duration
and use reminder function
Obviously this is still [...]
So have any of you ever spotted your own car on here?
I wonder what that would be like? You’ve wandered in to have a good Monday laugh at some poor parking then you are suddenly faced with your own shortcomings as a parker.
Would you laugh?
Would you cry?
Would you swear never to park poorly again?
If you’ve [...]
The Belconnen Community Council are conducting a survey to determine actual parking requirements in the Belconnen Town Centre.
We are holding a public meeting to begin our project to improve parking in Belconnen on Tuesday Sep 17th at Margaret Timpson park at 12.30PM. Look for the silver sculpture on the corner of Chandler St and Benjamin [...]
It’s time to reward last weeks top parkers, and in doing so make everything rainbows and happiness with positive reinforcement.
That’s a lie, it’s actually time to laugh at those who cannot or will not park properly, as is our tradition.
Send in your bad parking photos to email@example.com, be sure to include the word “parking” in [...]
A bonus parking photo in today from Charnwood by a source that chooses to remain anonymous.
Got an image of Canberra you want to share with the world? Email it in to firstname.lastname@example.org .
It seems every week more and more Canberrans are being infected by the bad parking epidemic, it’s getting frightening.
Just check out this massive haul of poor parking shots.
If you’ve seen an outbreak of bad parking, take a photo as evidence and send it to email@example.com.
Be sure to include the word “parking” in the subject line [...]
We’re still waiting to hear from the Liberals as to why their candidates Zed Seselja and Merinda Nash were nominated as having the same home phone number.
And we’re also still waiting to get any sensible clarification about Liberal marked vehicles parked in disabled spaces.
So it’s nice to come full circle in a way with this [...]
Goooood morning Rioters!
It’s a new working week and it’s time to set the tone for your work week by immediately slacking off and looking at some parking photos!
If you happen across a terrible example of parking, make sure to snap a photo and send it in to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Include “parking” in the subject and make sure [...]
Are you ready for the challenges this week bring Rioters?
Are you sufficiently pumped?
Do you need help reaching the the recommended level of pumpage?
We’re here to help, with pump inducing photos of Canberra worst parkers.
If you happen to see, or if you happen to be, one of Canberra’s worst parkers please take a photo and send [...]
TAMS have announced they’re changing the parking in Barton around Telopea Park:
“From Monday 19 August 2013, parking on the west side of Telopea Park will be prohibited,” Ken Marshall, acting Director of Roads ACT said today.
“Currently, vehicles are parking on the side of the road along Telopea Park which restricts the space available for [...]
It seems our ongoing crusade against the bad parkers of Canberra is finally bearing fruit, as we have less photos this week than we’ve had in a fair while.
The only logical explanation for this is that all of these crappy drivers have seen their cars on this site, felt bad about it, and sworn [...]
When leaving the wild excesses of the weekend behind and beginning the task of preparing yourself for the week ahead, be sure to remember these few important steps:
1. Brush your teeth.
2. Find and put on your trousers, or trouser equivalents.
3. Check out the RiotACT bad parking photos.
Now you’re ready to go!
If you would like [...]
Time for your recommended weekly dose of bad parking!
We treat you so well.
If you’d like to treat us well then make sure to send any photos of bad parking to email@example.com.
Be sure to include the word “parking” in the subject and tell me what name you would like to be credited as.
1. Neanderthalsis utilised [...]
Just a quick FYI post for those of you who work/study/park your car at the ANU.
The ACT Government wishes to advise motorists and other road users that ANU Exchange will close the car park next to Street Theatre on Friday 26 July 2013.
The car park will be closed from 7 am to 12 pm for [...]
Hey Rioters! I just got back in the ‘Berra after a week away and I immediately craved photos of people parking poorly.
It’s like there’s something in the air here.
Thank goodness for you lot, you’ve delivered again and my cravings are satiated.
Have a photo of a terrible parking attempt?
Send it to us at firstname.lastname@example.org and feed [...]
We here at RiotCorp know what you need to get you through your Monday. You need some nice photos of some awful parking.
We hear you, and because we like you we’re gonna help you get what you need.
We’re here to help. – RiotCorp.
Speaking of help, if you happen to spot an awful park please [...]
Start your day right Rioters with a cheap bit of breadish substance from the bakery, a Redeye, and a big pile of parking photos to peruse!
Feeling better now?
Alrighty then, OFF TO WORK!
Perhaps you have procured a perfect picture of poor parking?
Please post it to email@example.com!
Be sure to include what name you would like to [...]
When did it become acceptable to resort to criminal behaviour over the issue of ‘parking’? It is assault to abuse someone and it is vandalism to damage someone elses’ property. The street in which you live is not “yours”.
It is not ok to run out of your house and shout at someone for parking [...]
My apologies Rioters!
I know many of you have trouble starting your working week without the sweet endorphin rush that comes from checking out the bad parking photos on a Monday morning, but circumstances lead to me being out of the office all morning, so you’ll have to deal with getting it after lunch.
If your employer [...]