"History will be kind to us, because we will write it"
In October we looked at the novel advertising for the Apartments in New Acton.
Today we have photographic evidence of prospective buyers trying out the lawn furniture in the fourth floor garden.
Caption contest below please.
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maybe they should change from apartments to cottaging
ok Josh, you whistle up the sex aid, I’ll get the peanut butter…
Don’t you just love how they laid the lawn…………….now, speaking of getting laid…..
If you’ve ever photographed two naked guys sunbathing and posted it on the Internet
these are the apartments for you.
ACT Labour Govt take political correctness to the extreme, by mandating each new apartment block should have one apartment reserved for hermaphrodites.
“Double duty (ooo er) … if you cross your leg thusley, it prevents tackle tangle in the arty garden chaise, AND your inner thigh gets a decent tanning”.
B.Y.O towel
where’s fido?
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if you love clothes, these are not the apartments for you…
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hang out with the best equipment at the best apartments.
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come play! [hang on, that didn't work... d'oh[a]!]
But is it art?
which one is the RE agent and which one is the buyer??
If you fear sunburn, these are not the apartments for you!
“I can’t believe I trusted the salesman when he told me this phone’s camera would be as good as a normal camera.”
Andrew at been looking for the right time to tell Paul how he felt. He figured today was it.
*had*
“Revealing views!”
OR
“They’re all they’re cracked up to be”.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
The “grass” is fake but the garden beds are real. As for naked men sitting on the communal garden benches can I just say EWWWWWWWW – they could at least be sitting on a towel :/
Holden Caulfield said :
Unless you live in Charnwood and need a doctor.
Pixels at the bottom of the garden.
kakosi said :
And under a towel. And wrapped in a towel.
If you are a frood who knows where his towel is, these are not the apartments for you!
“Oh Charles, weren’t we fortunate that young plumber laid that extra 9 inches of pipe the other day?”
“Yes Claude – and he did a great job on the lawn as well”
Lucky were we call it art, it makes these the ap(f)artments for us.
Deano said :
This gets my vote.
Sitter 1 to sitter 2: “Is this photoshoot for something meant to go viral or what, do you know?”
“The price scared the pants off me”
“Me too”
“Well, I didn’t know it was that type of bbq!”
Don’t bake for too long honey – or you’ll contradict the “very rare meat” branding conceit!