I have been tracking the Bumblebee for some time now as the scent drives my Labrador wild. The Bumblebee has become my White Whale.
My own psychological profiling suggests that the Bumblebee is male. His offerings are too savage; too proud.
I have updated the map of the Bumblebee’s deposits. I have heard unconfirmed reports of the Bumblebee striking as far afield as Corroboree Park, and last weekend I noticed rain soaked tracks on Duffy Street that were highly suggestive of the Bumblebee’s MO.
I am hereby declaring we are dealing with a serial pooper and I am establishing Taskforce Beekeeper to tackle this threat. Any information concerning the Bumblebee can be sent anonymously to IveBeenStung88@gmail.com