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The most interesting job title in Canberra?

By johnboy - 13 February 2009 70

Poptop has emailled in the following job title which was affixed to an email she received:

    Kellie White
    Life Enhancer to Winsome Willow,
    Manager of Inanna Inc
    Crisis Service for
    Women & Families in Distress

For those who don’t dabble in the mystic Inanna is the Sumerian “goddess of life and royal power”.

Have you come across better?

What’s Your opinion?


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70 Responses to
The most interesting job title in Canberra?
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justbands 9:58 am
13 Feb 09
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A guy I work with (as a bit of a joke) requested that his official title be “Senior Expert Specialist”. The (US) management approved…so that’s his title now.

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Pommy bastard 10:08 am
13 Feb 09
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Hippies, you can’t like them can you?

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neanderthalsis 10:12 am
13 Feb 09
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I always wanted “thinker in residence” but you need to go to Adelaide for that.

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jimbocool 10:20 am
13 Feb 09
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Many years ago in a terrible front-of-house job I had, I made my own business cards to cheer me up. I titled myself, ‘Front Desk Dude’

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Gobbo 10:22 am
13 Feb 09
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Who is Winsome Willow?

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sepi 10:22 am
13 Feb 09
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A friend of a friend is a “Fresh Blood Manager”

(at the blood bank)

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Gobbo 10:23 am
13 Feb 09
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Curses. I should have used my friend Google before asking.

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R. Slicker 10:31 am
13 Feb 09
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When I collected trolleys at Woolworths I was a “mobile assets relocation officer”.

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Bam Bam 11:04 am
13 Feb 09
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I always thought “solutions architect” was about as naff as you can get.

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Pommy bastard 11:36 am
13 Feb 09
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Gobbo said :

Who is Winsome Willow?

Shouldn’t that be; “what is Winsome Willow?”

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Overheard 11:58 am
13 Feb 09
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Oh. My. God.

I am so tempted to write some ‘Nutter of the Month’ style rant with lost of spelling errors, capitals and written forms of phlegm.

JB, and others, making fun of this person and their organisation (or simply holding them up for ridicule) is like making jokes about any of the organisations that are helping the bushfire victims.

Actually, scratch that, like pointing and giggling at Lifeline, or a rape crisis centre, or Ainslie Village or some of the many good causes that have been championed on this site.

You can make fun of… stuff it, I have bigger fish to fry.

And will now be playing some music from an event publicised here before: http://the-riotact.com/?p=8921 on the wireless this afternoon.

Have fun finding other vulnerable and fragile people to point, stare and giggle at.

Spankers.

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neanderthalsis 11:58 am
13 Feb 09
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Winsome Willow evokes images of toad hall, mole etc…

In realtity she is less entertaining though. I wonder what a life enhancer does? Iron her shirts?

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johnboy 12:17 pm
13 Feb 09
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Overheard, you won’t make NOTW, you’ll just make the mod list, possibly permanently.

I suggest you phrase your arguments without abusing other readers, or me, if you want to be heard in future.

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Pommy bastard 12:36 pm
13 Feb 09
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Overheard said :

JB, and others, making fun of this person and their organisation (or simply holding them up for ridicule) is like making jokes about any of the organisations that are helping the bushfire victims.

Apart from our gentle mocking of the job title, no-one has in any way ridiculed the person, let alone the organisation, mate.

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farq 12:41 pm
13 Feb 09
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Life Enhancer? I thought that stuff only came in liquid form.

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