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Three more years of slumber from Zed? [Announcement now coming Monday]

By johnboy - 23 November 2012 16

People have been starting to wonder when we’d hear from the Liberals about their shadow ministry.

The Government is well and truly back into governing. Where is the opposition paid to scrutinise them?

A request to Zed’s office for news on their timetable for this important annoucement garnered this response:

Nothing decided yet, will let you know when it has been.

The wait goes on.

UPDATE 23/11/12 11:25: Zed’s office now informs us there will be an announcement on Monday.

What’s Your opinion?


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16 Responses to
Three more years of slumber from Zed? [Announcement now coming Monday]
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johnboy 11:27 am
23 Nov 12
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Announcement now expected Monday.

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DrKoresh 11:33 am
23 Nov 12
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Isn’t it time that we put Zed to bed, and got ourselves somebody better instead?

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NoImRight 11:36 am
23 Nov 12
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The tension! How can I wait until Monday??

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Roundhead89 11:41 am
23 Nov 12
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But I think I saw a story on WIN News last night (Thurs) about the Libs shadow ministry with on-screen graphics listing shadow ministers and their portfolios.

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johnboy 11:43 am
23 Nov 12
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Roundhead89 said :

But I think I saw a story on WIN News last night (Thurs) about the Libs shadow ministry with on-screen graphics listing shadow ministers and their portfolios.

I guess even Zed’s office aren’t watching WIN’s infotainmentorial any more

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Girt_Hindrance 12:42 pm
23 Nov 12
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Oh jeez, they’re really making it look like we got the best of the lot in Govt.
Can’t help but feel there’d still be no one at the wheel by now even if they’d got in.

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Thumper 12:53 pm
23 Nov 12
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Is anyone surprised?

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Gungahlin Al 1:01 pm
23 Nov 12
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RA: “So when are you announcing your shadow cabinet? It’s been weeks…”
Libstaffer: “Yawn…what?”
RA: “Your shadow cabinet?”
Libstaffer: “Oh crap – forgot about that…”
Libstaffer: “Ummm…did I just say that out loud?”
RA: “Yup.”
Libstaffer: “Crap. Crap squared.” [Slams phone down. Types email: “Nothing decided yet, will let you know when it has been.”]

Libstaffer: “The shadow cabinet!”
Zed: “The what?”
Libstaffer: “The shadow cabinet! And…you know…the whole Assembly thing…”
Zed: “Crap. How’d we forget about that? Actually, how’d YOU forget about that??”
Libstaffer: “You’re the frakkin leader!”
Zed: “Oh yeah. Umm…tell them we’re almost done and we’ll be making a big shiny announcement on Monday. That’ll make it look like we’ve been working right through weekends on this most critical of decisions for the alternative ACT government.”
Libstaffer: “But I already emailed them saying we’d get back to them…”
Zed: “Frak. Frakfrakfrakfrak… Tell them that anyway. Maybe they won’t notice.”

Libstaffer: “Done. They noticed.”
Zed: “Frak.”
Zed: “What’s the date?”

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NoImRight 1:49 pm
23 Nov 12
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Gungahlin Al said :

RA: “So when are you announcing your shadow cabinet? It’s been weeks…”
Libstaffer: “Yawn…what?”
RA: “Your shadow cabinet?”
Libstaffer: “Oh crap – forgot about that…”
Libstaffer: “Ummm…did I just say that out loud?”
RA: “Yup.”
Libstaffer: “Crap. Crap squared.” [Slams phone down. Types email: “Nothing decided yet, will let you know when it has been.”]

Libstaffer: “The shadow cabinet!”
Zed: “The what?”
Libstaffer: “The shadow cabinet! And…you know…the whole Assembly thing…”
Zed: “Crap. How’d we forget about that? Actually, how’d YOU forget about that??”
Libstaffer: “You’re the frakkin leader!”
Zed: “Oh yeah. Umm…tell them we’re almost done and we’ll be making a big shiny announcement on Monday. That’ll make it look like we’ve been working right through weekends on this most critical of decisions for the alternative ACT government.”
Libstaffer: “But I already emailed them saying we’d get back to them…”
Zed: “Frak. Frakfrakfrakfrak…

Tell them that anyway. Maybe they won’t notice.”

Libstaffer: “Done. They noticed.”
Zed: “Frak.”
Zed: “What’s the date?”

Say “Triple your Rates” that should hold them!

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Chop71 2:04 pm
23 Nov 12
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Gungahlin Al said :

RA: “So when are you announcing your shadow cabinet? It’s been weeks…”
Libstaffer: “Yawn…what?”
RA: “Your shadow cabinet?”
Libstaffer: “Oh crap – forgot about that…”
Libstaffer: “Ummm…did I just say that out loud?”
RA: “Yup.”
Libstaffer: “Crap. Crap squared.” [Slams phone down. Types email: “Nothing decided yet, will let you know when it has been.”]

Libstaffer: “The shadow cabinet!”
Zed: “The what?”
Libstaffer: “The shadow cabinet! And…you know…the whole Assembly thing…”
Zed: “Crap. How’d we forget about that? Actually, how’d YOU forget about that??”
Libstaffer: “You’re the frakkin leader!”
Zed: “Oh yeah. Umm…tell them we’re almost done and we’ll be making a big shiny announcement on Monday. That’ll make it look like we’ve been working right through weekends on this most critical of decisions for the alternative ACT government.”
Libstaffer: “But I already emailed them saying we’d get back to them…”
Zed: “Frak. Frakfrakfrakfrak…

Tell them that anyway. Maybe they won’t notice.”

Libstaffer: “Done. They noticed.”
Zed: “Frak.”
Zed: “What’s the date?”

Now that you didn’t get elected, seems you have a little too much time on your hands. :)

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schmeah 2:30 pm
23 Nov 12
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DrKoresh said :

Isn’t it time that we put Zed to bed, and got ourselves somebody better instead?

HAHAHAHA .. HAHAHA omg.

Zed is the ‘best’ they have. Although Vicki being Speaker means she won’t have her mug in the paper as much ..

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Gungahlin Al 2:57 pm
23 Nov 12
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Chop71 said :

Now that you didn’t get elected, seems you have a little too much time on your hands. :)

It was lunchtime. I’m having a happy Friday. I had a funny (I thought) visual. Dangerous combination…

But I AM cheezed off I forgot to include TripleYourRates…

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poetix 3:17 pm
23 Nov 12
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Gungahlin Al said :

Chop71 said :

Now that you didn’t get elected, seems you have a little too much time on your hands. :)

It was lunchtime. I’m having a happy Friday. I had a funny (I thought) visual. Dangerous combination…

But I AM cheezed off I forgot to include TripleYourRates…

Al, as a comedian you make a great astronomer… :-)

I hear Downfall parodies are hot, by the way…

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dungfungus 3:43 pm
23 Nov 12
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Thumper said :

Is anyone surprised?

Does it really matter? The success of the Labor/Green cabal will be measured by how much disposable income the average ACT ratepayer has left in 4 years time.

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Girt_Hindrance 4:32 pm
23 Nov 12
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“Triple the waits”

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