Simon, have you considered cutting the tedium levels? Slabs of text, and nary a funny.

Less Simon Corbell, more helicopters, please!

Here we see a picture of Simon Corbell and a local indigenous ranger discussing the re-introduction of wild transvestites to the Canberra region, most intersex species were driven from the area by farming and the El Nino effect.

The Ngunnawal people had legends about not being able to throw a rock without hitting a cock in a frock, sadly due to white mans progress, the wild southern transvestite was nearly killed off and this had damaging envioronmental effects as blue / green algae (the staple food source of transgenders) grew to epic proportions in Canberra waterways as no one was there to eat it.

Simon was quoted as saying:

“By 2015, I expect to see a massive boost in the diversity in genders. This will have a trickle down effect for the plumbing industry who will be busy building new toilet facilities as the new sexes emerge.”

Damn you PBO! I let out a massive guffaw and now people know I’m not reading a boring document.

PBO said :

Here we see a picture of Simon Corbell and a local indigenous ranger discussing the re-introduction of wild transvestites to the Canberra region, most intersex species were driven from the area by farming and the El Nino effect.

The Ngunnawal people had legends about not being able to throw a rock without hitting a cock in a frock, sadly due to white mans progress, the wild southern transvestite was nearly killed off and this had damaging envioronmental effects as blue / green algae (the staple food source of transgenders) grew to epic proportions in Canberra waterways as no one was there to eat it.

Simon was quoted as saying:

“By 2015, I expect to see a massive boost in the diversity in genders. This will have a trickle down effect for the plumbing industry who will be busy building new toilet facilities as the new sexes emerge.”

Gold for PBO…. on that note does RA have anything planned for the Olympics?

EvanJames said :

Damn you PBO! I let out a massive guffaw and now people know I’m not reading a boring document.

Funniest thing I have read

PBO said :

Here we see a picture of Simon Corbell and a local indigenous ranger discussing the re-introduction of wild transvestites to the Canberra region, most intersex species were driven from the area by farming and the El Nino effect.

The Ngunnawal people had legends about not being able to throw a rock without hitting a cock in a frock, sadly due to white mans progress, the wild southern transvestite was nearly killed off and this had damaging envioronmental effects as blue / green algae (the staple food source of transgenders) grew to epic proportions in Canberra waterways as no one was there to eat it.

Simon was quoted as saying:

“By 2015, I expect to see a massive boost in the diversity in genders. This will have a trickle down effect for the plumbing industry who will be busy building new toilet facilities as the new sexes emerge.”

Funniest thing I have read for a long time!

Mr Bag Ban Himself Corbell now has a blog. Let’s flood it with warnings his arse is in for the big boot at the upcoming election, teach him a lesson about reckless abuse of bureaucratic powers.