[Zebras pre-vandalisation by ozmackem]
overnight one zebra was beheaded while another is missing a tail and has been dragged 60 metres from the herd.
So if you find a zebra’s head in your bed, you’ll know where it came from.
(if you’ve got a picture of the newly re-arranged zebras please send it in to firstname.lastname@example.org)
UPDATE: The Zebras have now been removed. Sic transit gloria mundi