It was just a typical stop-in today, at the Hungry Jack’s in Tuggy.. precisely the problem.
It all started with that androgynous cashier (who always seems to find me) taking my order. You know, the one with the unkempt curly brown hair and indiscernible voice (by the way: this, how shall we say, individual, is quite courteous & attentive, and is prolly the best part of the HJ experience there.. speaks volumes in itself!)
The food arrives, and although I’m dining in, it behooves management to afford me a tray (as usual). I proceed to the dining area and intensely survey the scene, so as to not “make the scene” at the cleaners later. So, two minutes later, I open the bag and notice half my fries in its container, and the other half in a container known as the bag. I break the bag open, so as to reveal the crudest of plates to the boisterous onlookers.
Predictably, the chips are dehydrated (who says this isn’t health food? lol), so i just pretend they’re potato chips… My Double Whopper Junior was also dried-out; hard to say if it was because it was burnt or over-microwaved… The Sprite I ordered tasted like some sort of Reg Sprite/Diet Sprite/water hybrid… My sundae had melted by mealtime’s end, but no worries maties, I desperately needed that drink!
They call it a “Stunner Deal”.. and man, they ain’t kiddin’, either!!!