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TUGGERANONG HYPERDOME’S HUNGRY JACK’S- Are you really that hungry???

Americanberran 5 March 2009 142

It was just a typical stop-in today, at the Hungry Jack’s in Tuggy.. precisely the problem.

It all started with that androgynous cashier (who always seems to find me) taking my order. You know, the one with the unkempt curly brown hair and indiscernible voice (by the way: this, how shall we say, individual, is quite courteous & attentive, and is prolly the best part of the HJ experience there.. speaks volumes in itself!) 

The food arrives, and although I’m dining in, it behooves management to afford me a tray (as usual). I proceed to the dining area and intensely survey the scene, so as to not “make the scene” at the cleaners later. So, two minutes later, I open the bag and notice half my fries in its container, and the other half in a container known as the bag. I break the bag open, so as to reveal the crudest of plates to the boisterous onlookers.

Predictably, the chips are dehydrated (who says this isn’t health food? lol), so i just pretend they’re potato chips… My Double Whopper Junior was also dried-out; hard to say if it was because it was burnt or over-microwaved… The Sprite I ordered tasted like some sort of Reg Sprite/Diet Sprite/water hybrid… My sundae had melted by mealtime’s end, but no worries maties, I desperately needed that drink!

They call it a “Stunner Deal”.. and man, they ain’t kiddin’, either!!!


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142 Responses to TUGGERANONG HYPERDOME’S HUNGRY JACK’S- Are you really that hungry???
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jakez jakez 1:12 pm 20 Mar 09

AngryHenry said :

Shut the f*ck up already!

It really is just the perfect response.

Jim Jones Jim Jones 12:41 pm 20 Mar 09

FC said :

AngryHenry said :

Shut the f*ck up already!

+1

+2

FC FC 12:33 pm 20 Mar 09

AngryHenry said :

Shut the f*ck up already!

+1

AngryHenry AngryHenry 12:13 pm 20 Mar 09

Shut the f*ck up already!

Americanberran Americanberran 11:58 am 20 Mar 09

Oh no, wait…that’d be Julia Gillard.

Americanberran Americanberran 11:56 am 20 Mar 09

So Dantheman works for 007 Kevin?…you wouldn’t be Agent99 in this lifetime, might you?

FC FC 11:45 am 20 Mar 09

Americanberran said :

LOL Dan…but your sounding more like a hairdresser,than a chef …

please someone stop it!

Danman Danman 11:43 am 20 Mar 09

I would say I sound more like me than say a chef or hairdresser.

Maybe you should read my posts better – I stated I was a chef in a former life..

I wish to not disclose my current line of employment to a bunch of strangers, but rest assured, I work for Mr Rudd in our public sector.

I have nothing more to add to this thread. I said it back @ post #6

Americanberran Americanberran 11:32 am 20 Mar 09

LOL Dan…but your sounding more like a hairdresser,than a chef …

Granny Granny 11:29 am 20 Mar 09

Beer solves everything usually.

Danman Danman 11:19 am 20 Mar 09

LOL what a corker.

My silence is…….deafening.

Nice try though Americanberran – Ill get ya a beer sometime, iron out our poor start to what could otherwise be a long and rewarding relationship.

Kisses xxoo

Americanberran Americanberran 11:02 am 20 Mar 09

Hey, I’ve been in Oz nearly 3 years and I’ve already paid about 125 grand in taxes (factoring in the GST)…can’t I smile a lil?
And thx Granny…next thing you know, you’ll be pitching my cause;my how things can change in a hurry on this wonderful forum.

Granny Granny 10:43 am 20 Mar 09

We shall see, Americanberran. We shall see.

Jim Jones Jim Jones 10:40 am 20 Mar 09

Americanberran said :

I’m really not so bad…I’m only doing this for the ratings, ya know.

And also this guy. I reckon he’d also be a complete tool in real life.

Americanberran Americanberran 10:40 am 20 Mar 09

I’m really not so bad…I’m only doing this for the ratings, ya know.

Jim Jones Jim Jones 10:36 am 20 Mar 09

Skidbladnir said :

FC said :

You know those times where you ‘get to know’ an internet persona and are so damn thankful that you don’t have to engage with that person in real life…

I am very different in meatspace.
Reasonable, even.

I, on the other hand …

Furry Jesus Furry Jesus 10:35 am 20 Mar 09

AngryHenry said :

It’s pointeless in engaging in a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed.

Reminds me of Stallone in one of the early Rambo sequels “I always thought tha mind was tha best weapon” – making him World Champion in unarmed combat…

Granny Granny 10:34 am 20 Mar 09

Not if you’re going to embarrass me in the Tuggers McDonalds like that!

FC FC 10:32 am 20 Mar 09

Americanberran said :

No allowance for sweet talk,love; Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…Anny get your gun back!

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!

Americanberran Americanberran 10:23 am 20 Mar 09

No allowance for sweet talk,love; Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…Anny get your gun back!

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