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Dickson! The Pervefect Name

By JoyceStanton 22 March 2009 111

Last night I became aware of the fact that a very sentimental ring I had possessed for nearly 40 years had gone unaccounted for. I had recently removed it in the hopes of having its initial engravings restored.

As I tossed and turned in bed,an intuitive feeling came over me. I got the distinct impression that it was lying in the main parking facility at Dickson shops,where I had previously visited that oh so wonderful Woolworths there at aprx 8:30 PM. I was conjuring up images of the ring being displaced as I fumbled around for keys and falling to the ground.

Though it was 2:15 AM,I felt compelled to return to the scene before the next wave of customers could see the light of day…..and my ring. As I nervously arrived torch in hand,I made a rather startling discovery just up ahead. I saw a woman in a rather sprawled position against a 4 wheel drive with a man gyrating behind her. What’s worse,I also noticed there was a bloke only a few meters away watching the dynamic duo in action,standing behind a car fantasising. This depraved fella had noticed my torch light and growled,”What in the blazins are you doing here?” The merry couple proved oblivious to it all.

Needless to say I called off the search and contacted the local authorities as soon as I got home sweet home. In relating this incident to the copper I was greeted with no less than four muffled chuckles and much disrespect I felt. Finally I hung up the phone in disgust,not knowing if my call was even considered for investigation.

If I only I had heeded prevailing RiotACT sentiment and not patronised that scoundrel Woolies mob in the first place

*sigh*

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Ari 2:54 am 29 Mar 09

I had vehemently disapproved of a man wildly masturbating whilst uttering invectives at me in a carpark.

Perhaps a bit risque for a tagline.

It’s a pity.

Granny 2:30 am 29 Mar 09

Bloody ‘el! What the ‘el are you doing?!

Hehe!

el 2:07 am 29 Mar 09

Ah crap, botched the link. Try this one. My fault for typing with one hand! 🙂

el 2:03 am 29 Mar 09

Are you sure the man that growled “What in the blazins are you doing here” wasn’t this guy?

el 1:58 am 29 Mar 09

It’s a joke, Joyce.

rosebud 8:08 pm 27 Mar 09

Bigfoot – I got it (and it was funny!).

jessieduck 7:05 pm 27 Mar 09

Nice one Joyce!

bigfeet 6:55 pm 27 Mar 09

Try to keep up with the pop culture reference!!

JoyceStanton 6:49 pm 27 Mar 09

Thanks Granny 😉 Unimaginable horrors,Bigfoot? I never declared such…I had vehemently disapproved of a man wildly masturbating whilst uttering invectives at me in a carpark. The argument that it was late night and all my fault thusly, I believe is founded in your our perverse interpretation.

Granny 6:33 pm 27 Mar 09

It’s The One alright.

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