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Dickson! The Pervefect Name

By JoyceStanton - 22 March 2009 111

Last night I became aware of the fact that a very sentimental ring I had possessed for nearly 40 years had gone unaccounted for. I had recently removed it in the hopes of having its initial engravings restored.

As I tossed and turned in bed,an intuitive feeling came over me. I got the distinct impression that it was lying in the main parking facility at Dickson shops,where I had previously visited that oh so wonderful Woolworths there at aprx 8:30 PM. I was conjuring up images of the ring being displaced as I fumbled around for keys and falling to the ground.

Though it was 2:15 AM,I felt compelled to return to the scene before the next wave of customers could see the light of day…..and my ring. As I nervously arrived torch in hand,I made a rather startling discovery just up ahead. I saw a woman in a rather sprawled position against a 4 wheel drive with a man gyrating behind her. What’s worse,I also noticed there was a bloke only a few meters away watching the dynamic duo in action,standing behind a car fantasising. This depraved fella had noticed my torch light and growled,”What in the blazins are you doing here?” The merry couple proved oblivious to it all.

Needless to say I called off the search and contacted the local authorities as soon as I got home sweet home. In relating this incident to the copper I was greeted with no less than four muffled chuckles and much disrespect I felt. Finally I hung up the phone in disgust,not knowing if my call was even considered for investigation.

If I only I had heeded prevailing RiotACT sentiment and not patronised that scoundrel Woolies mob in the first place

*sigh*

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111 Responses to
Dickson! The Pervefect Name
SkipDaRoo 7:11 pm 22 Mar 09

Pics or it didn’t happen

grundy 7:04 pm 22 Mar 09

Yeah, who hasn’t done it in public at least once?! 😉

As if you would report it to the cops! (As long as it was all consensual of course)

Special G 6:55 pm 22 Mar 09

How long did it take you to get in your car then go home, then call the Police.

Did they offend you?

Three against one says they were just dancing in the car park and you got the wrong impression due to poor lighting.

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_ 6:43 pm 22 Mar 09

Or for the next RiotACT bar crawl.

Deckard 6:39 pm 22 Mar 09

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy said :

Gross. Seriously people…how many of you would consent to having sex in a carpark?

Depends how hot she was, and whether I could find someone to operate the camcorder.

Could be an idea for the next RiotACT poll.

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_ 6:30 pm 22 Mar 09

Gross. Seriously people…how many of you would consent to having sex in a carpark?

Depends how hot she was, and whether I could find someone to operate the camcorder.

vg 6:20 pm 22 Mar 09

Yeah Saturday night, they would have been sitting around doing f*ck all.

“Gross. Seriously people…how many of you would consent to having sex in a carpark?”

My experience would indicate about a gazillion. Carparks, the hill on Vernon Circle (affectionately known as ‘Mount Pounderama), toilets, front lawns……the locations of public displays of sex are endless

Footloose 5:55 pm 22 Mar 09

Gross. Seriously people…how many of you would consent to having sex in a carpark?

Joyce, I think you were right to call the cops and shame on those fat little piggies, sitting around their HQ having a giggle when someone might have been in trouble.

BerraBoy68 5:37 pm 22 Mar 09

I hate to say this but there will be more than 4 muffled chuckles amongst RA regulars. After all this could even have been an arrangement between the three persons involved – who knows. As long as all parties concerned were above the legal age and willing participants no harm done I suppose. I wouldn’t expect impressionable kids to be out at that time of the morning so as to be harmed by such a sight.

How you think the cops would even start tracking down the three people you saw would be beyond me. Noting of course the participants could claim the cars involved not to have been theirs.

Good Thread though!

MrPC 5:37 pm 22 Mar 09

Try Aldi instead – you’ll save a fortune and will barely notice the difference.

Trunking symbols 5:30 pm 22 Mar 09

+3

Wowser scum.

cranky 5:28 pm 22 Mar 09

+2

But very tastefully written 🙂

jessieduck 5:22 pm 22 Mar 09

You’re a braver woman then I getting out of bed and heading to a Dickson car park at that ungodly hour!

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_ 5:22 pm 22 Mar 09

+ 1.

The cops have enough to do. If both persons are willing participants, either have a chuckle of your own, or look away.

realityskin 5:14 pm 22 Mar 09

Why the hell would you waste the valuable time of the police for acts of public affection !?

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