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Nutter of the month auto-nomination for August – The car hoons speak

By allofus - 2 September 2008 65

[ED – August was a little light on for quality nut-baggery. But the first day of September saw the local street racing enthusiasts inundate the Naas Rd Street Racing thread. “allofus” has chosen to make the following entry. The rights and wrongs of their argument are largely lost in the sea of block capitals but fear not, allofus has won the prized RiotACT “Nutter of the Month” award for August and is now in the running for the prized Chester Trophy. Enjoy the classic flame]

Hi to Canberra. ITS ABOUT TIME WE HAVE OUR SAY ! AS THE “LOCAL CAR HOONS !” I know for a FACT that these “local CAR hoons” as you like to lable them are ACTUALLY DOING IT SAFE ! REGAURDLESS TO WHAT YOU THINK ! OR ARE GOING TO SAY ABOUT MY POST ! They are always in back streets well away from the general public, the areas they use, they are always safe smart, they make sure that there is no chance that any one can get hurt. no one stands in the way of any of it. AND I WILL MAKE THIS CLEAR ! NOW, THEY NEVER STREET RACE, Infact, these cars are never doing any more then 5kph.

I will explain the police report. ! they got to Phillip, Marties Food Van to be exact, and all the “hoons” where there. MEETING ! is that agianst the law ? for a CAR CLUB TO BE GETTING SOMETHING TO EAT ?
The “HOONS” then broke up to head to the NEXT meet spot ! all the way out in the middle of NO WHERE !
the cops never broke up anything, and if they followed them to “the spot” and there was anything against the law taking place dont you think that the cops would have taken cars ? or issued fines on those grounds? that whole story was MADE UP LIES !
and more then that. WHY WAS THERE 20 odd police cars, each with 2 officers ALL THE WAY OUT THERE??? why arnt they policing CANBERRA ! like they are PAID TO DO ! not to mention they are no better then the “hoons” there has been said to be VIDEO FOOTAGE OF SEVERAL POLICE CARS SPEEDING WITH NO REASON TO BE, AND SPINNING THERE OWN TYERS TURNING AROUND ! why is it leagle for them ??

Canberra should be thanking us that we are providing a SAFER way for this to happen, HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED THAT THERE HAS BEEN LESS “HOONS” ON THE STREETS ! they now have some where to go. AWAY FROM DANGER TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC. oh, wait, people only ever notice the BAD things in life,
  Is it just me or is it a FACT that every time something GOOD comes to Canberra. that brings in money (that could have been used for repairs on canberra roads, and other things to better the place) some moron has to come out of there dark hole or closet they hide from the real world in to have a SOOK and put a stop to it ?? The V8 Super cars, the Drag way, SUMMERNATS ! (im surprised its still around and oh, they are soooo trying to close it ! GO CHICK ! )… ANYTHING to do with Cars.
  Cant you see that these things make money for canberra, the hotels, the restaurants, the other attractions that Canberra has to offer, War memorial, Telstra Tower. etc. these events bring people to Canberra, thus bringing these kinds of places more visits then EVER !

  Ill just say this. The “HOONS” are not gunna stop, take there cars, give them tickets, say what you like. there is always another $100 BURN OUT CAR around the corner ! PUT UP A DRAGWAY LIKE PROMISED AND IT WILL STOP ! THATS THE ONLY WAY THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO WIN THIS ONE !

                                        OH YEAH, CANBERRA ! GET A LIFE !

P.S to all those who agree !
SPEAK UP !

What’s Your opinion?


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65 Responses to
Nutter of the month auto-nomination for August – The car hoons speak
Thumper 11:12 am 02 Sep 08

I rather the kinks take on it.

Well Mr. Churchill says, Mr. Churchill says
We gotta fight the bloody battle to the very end
Mr. Beaverbrook says we gotta save our tin
And all the garden gates
And empty cans are gonna make us win

We shall defend our island
On the land and on the sea
We shall fight them on the beaches
On the hills and in the fields
We shall fight them in the streets
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed to so few
‘Cos they have made our British Empire
A better place for me and you
And this was their finest hour
Well Mr. Montgomery says
And Mr. Mountbatten says
We gotta fight the bloody battle to the very end
As Vera Lynn would say
We’ll meet again someday
But all the sacrifices we must make before the end

Did you hear that plane flying overhead
There’s a house an fire and there’s someone lying dead
We gotta clean up the streets
And get me back on my feet
Because we wanna be free
Do your worst and we’ll do our best
We’re gonna win the way that Mr. Churchill says
Oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! Well Mr. Churchill says
We gotta hold up our chins
We gotta show some courage and some discipline
We gotta black up the windows and nail up the doors
And keep right on till the end of the war

jessieduck 11:07 am 02 Sep 08

I think he put forward a very articulate argument- GO CHICK!

Thumper 11:01 am 02 Sep 08

Yes, you should be very, very worried 😉

p1 10:24 am 02 Sep 08

WE WILL RACE THEM ON THE BEACHES WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!

This also popped into my head while reading the original post. Should I be worried that I am starting to channel Thumper?

peterh 10:14 am 02 Sep 08

Thumper said :

WE WILL RACE THEM ON THE BEACHES WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!

now quote the actual speech, thumper.

WC Churchill never thought his speech would be used in so many ways…

la mente torbida 10:11 am 02 Sep 08

No contest…

Thumper 10:06 am 02 Sep 08

WE WILL RACE THEM ON THE BEACHES WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!

p1 9:49 am 02 Sep 08

Was this create by a drunk man using early generation voice-to-text software?

While I am hesitant to go near the (I think?) topic of the post, I believe to many people have been watching the fast and the furious, and expect there to be a set of hot twins in short skirts leaning over each car, rather then the sausage fest these things ususally are.

peterh 9:48 am 02 Sep 08

Loquaciousness said :

Err … is there a translation available? BabelFish doesn’t seem to have an option for Bogan -> English.

L

several people were meeting in Phillip, then decided to go for a leisurely drive out in the country. Unfortunately, the constabulary decided that this wasn’t the proper way for young people to behave, and labeled them miscreants.

The people who were meeting, were driving motorized vehicles and were not hurting any innocents. they were ensuring that their meetings did not disrupt other members of the public, by holding them in locations that are not frequented often.

Bogan to english – easy. Bogan to westie, forget it.

flying doormat 9:45 am 02 Sep 08

allforus quote “AND I WILL MAKE THIS CLEAR ! NOW, THEY NEVER STREET RACE, Infact, these cars are never doing any more then 5kph.”

No wonder they would need to stop at Martys for a feed – will take them abut 12 hours to get to the middle of nowhere doing less than 5kph.

Thumper 9:41 am 02 Sep 08

#4 posted by Loquaciousness

09:23, 2 Sep 2008
BabelFish doesn’t seem to have an option for Bogan -> English.

Hahahaha

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Loquaciousness 9:23 am 02 Sep 08

Err … is there a translation available? BabelFish doesn’t seem to have an option for Bogan -> English.

L

Clown Killer 9:21 am 02 Sep 08

why is it leagle for them ??

Gold!

Whatsup 9:19 am 02 Sep 08

?

Hamilton 9:16 am 02 Sep 08

Nice post – well thought out and very succinct – If any of your alleged “HOON” FrieNDS get nicked and have To APPEAR in couRT, I suggest they DON’T pay for a lawyer, rather they SHOULD hire you as their Defence counsel – With arguments like the above you could get the BALI NINE off!!

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