Nutter of the month auto-nomination for August – The car hoons speak

allofus 2 September 2008 65

[ED – August was a little light on for quality nut-baggery. But the first day of September saw the local street racing enthusiasts inundate the Naas Rd Street Racing thread. “allofus” has chosen to make the following entry. The rights and wrongs of their argument are largely lost in the sea of block capitals but fear not, allofus has won the prized RiotACT “Nutter of the Month” award for August and is now in the running for the prized Chester Trophy. Enjoy the classic flame]

Hi to Canberra. ITS ABOUT TIME WE HAVE OUR SAY ! AS THE “LOCAL CAR HOONS !” I know for a FACT that these “local CAR hoons” as you like to lable them are ACTUALLY DOING IT SAFE ! REGAURDLESS TO WHAT YOU THINK ! OR ARE GOING TO SAY ABOUT MY POST ! They are always in back streets well away from the general public, the areas they use, they are always safe smart, they make sure that there is no chance that any one can get hurt. no one stands in the way of any of it. AND I WILL MAKE THIS CLEAR ! NOW, THEY NEVER STREET RACE, Infact, these cars are never doing any more then 5kph.

I will explain the police report. ! they got to Phillip, Marties Food Van to be exact, and all the “hoons” where there. MEETING ! is that agianst the law ? for a CAR CLUB TO BE GETTING SOMETHING TO EAT ?
The “HOONS” then broke up to head to the NEXT meet spot ! all the way out in the middle of NO WHERE !
the cops never broke up anything, and if they followed them to “the spot” and there was anything against the law taking place dont you think that the cops would have taken cars ? or issued fines on those grounds? that whole story was MADE UP LIES !
and more then that. WHY WAS THERE 20 odd police cars, each with 2 officers ALL THE WAY OUT THERE??? why arnt they policing CANBERRA ! like they are PAID TO DO ! not to mention they are no better then the “hoons” there has been said to be VIDEO FOOTAGE OF SEVERAL POLICE CARS SPEEDING WITH NO REASON TO BE, AND SPINNING THERE OWN TYERS TURNING AROUND ! why is it leagle for them ??

Canberra should be thanking us that we are providing a SAFER way for this to happen, HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED THAT THERE HAS BEEN LESS “HOONS” ON THE STREETS ! they now have some where to go. AWAY FROM DANGER TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC. oh, wait, people only ever notice the BAD things in life,
Is it just me or is it a FACT that every time something GOOD comes to Canberra. that brings in money (that could have been used for repairs on canberra roads, and other things to better the place) some moron has to come out of there dark hole or closet they hide from the real world in to have a SOOK and put a stop to it ?? The V8 Super cars, the Drag way, SUMMERNATS ! (im surprised its still around and oh, they are soooo trying to close it ! GO CHICK ! )… ANYTHING to do with Cars.
Cant you see that these things make money for canberra, the hotels, the restaurants, the other attractions that Canberra has to offer, War memorial, Telstra Tower. etc. these events bring people to Canberra, thus bringing these kinds of places more visits then EVER !

Ill just say this. The “HOONS” are not gunna stop, take there cars, give them tickets, say what you like. there is always another $100 BURN OUT CAR around the corner ! PUT UP A DRAGWAY LIKE PROMISED AND IT WILL STOP ! THATS THE ONLY WAY THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO WIN THIS ONE !

OH YEAH, CANBERRA ! GET A LIFE !

P.S to all those who agree !
SPEAK UP !


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HAEL - T6RX HAEL - T6RX 11:34 pm 02 Sep 08

Why can’t the issue at hand be discussed instead of the punctuation and grammar? Clearly you can still understand what is being said you have nothing else to say, so instead your onto them about punctuation… Just as Jessieduck did to me in the other thread

Felix the Cat Felix the Cat 9:53 pm 02 Sep 08

allofus said :

wakefield… a long way to drive.

Never heard such BS in all my life! It’s approx 100km or an hour drive at the speed limit from North Canberra. It takes nearly that long to drive from Gungahlin to outskirts of Tuggeranong.

allofus said :

even worse if something goes on your car and have to get it taken home on a trailer.

Well, here’s a thought, don’t cane the fcuk out of your sh!tbox doing burnouts and it won’t break!

allofus said :

besides writing that at 3am, what part exactly makes you think im a moron ?

Let’s see know…oh I know – your post with CAPITAL LETTERS for no reason followed by grammer and punctuation that looks like it was written by a Primary School dropout.

The Jas The Jas 9:33 pm 02 Sep 08

Yes and I believe the correct terminology should be “sausage fest” rather than “snag feast” (unless you are having a barbie while you are out there) for a bunch of dudes all hanging out together.

jessieduck jessieduck 9:17 pm 02 Sep 08

Allofus, a lot of us think you are a moron, not just skaboy12- the title “Nutter of the Month” is directed at you.

Your most recent post (not written at 3am) is nearly as bad as last night’s effort- just less capital letters.

Let’s look at the first sentence. You are missing the “the” before “group” and used one too many commas.

As for the rest- crap. Oh- and “infact” is actually two words.

Far out. Sorry I have my cranky pants on today but these posts are driving me mental and I am never going to win on environmental/safety issues with these guys so I might as well pick away at something to make me feel better!!

Loquaciousness Loquaciousness 9:09 pm 02 Sep 08

allofus said :

burn outs are not aloud at wakefield as far as i am aware.

I would beg to differ. Most burnouts I’ve heard have been quite loud …

L

allofus allofus 8:36 pm 02 Sep 08

Growling Ferret said :

Canberra has a motorsport Park at Fairburn. OK, there is no drag strip, but there are avenues for competing in both road and specialist race vehicles.

The SDMA Hillclimb runs speed events each month or so – see http://www.sdmahillclimb.com/ for more info.

There is also National Capital Speedway, the Motorcross track, and the Canberra Karting Club out there.

The people in group, want to smoke tyers, not race.
and as for going to wakefield. burn outs are not aloud at wakefield as far as i am aware. they used to do drifting there around every 3 months, it is very expensive and a long way to drive. even worse if something goes on your car and have to get it taken home on a trailer. if there was some where closer to home, it would make soooo many people happier. and who ever it was that said this sounds like a snag feast (heap of men) there are just as many women there as there is male. infact most the posts on here are FEMALES !

p.s
skaboy12
if you have been out like you say, then chance’s are very high infact that you do know who i am.
besides writing that at 3am, what part exactly makes you think im a moron ?

skaboy12 skaboy12 8:12 pm 02 Sep 08

Well I didn’t have time to post at work, and I am about to go outside and get my car ready for some burnouts 😛

Besides I am fat, but not pasty.

Bungle Bungle 7:38 pm 02 Sep 08

or 4 even

BerraBoy68 BerraBoy68 7:12 pm 02 Sep 08

skaboy12 said :

BerraBoy68 said :

Gungahlin Al said :

“there is nowhere that these kids can safely go and have some automotive fun.”

Isn’t that what the PlayStation is for?

Not if they want to go outside, instead of becoming a fat, pasty controller warrior.

Confused logic there Skaboy12 – You can become a fat, pasty hoon doing burnouts. Just where exactly is the exercise in doing a burnout??? Worse still, you can sit at home on your PC and become a three post nutbag;)

skaboy12 skaboy12 7:09 pm 02 Sep 08

Also, allofus,
I know several people from this group, but I can’t identify you from your screen name. As the majority this group are smart educated people, I suggest you shut up and let them defend themselves as you are quite obviously a moron.

I have been out with this group on several occasions, and most of the older guys there know what they are doing, and are prepared to take the punishment if they are caught doing the wrong thing. Many of them are in the 25-35 age group and have been at this for a long time. The majority of the older guys are APS, solicitors, it specialists and tradesmen.

This particular group has been around since 1997 and it has taken this long for the cops to do something about it. Funnily enough it also happened after all the moron 17-23 year old fulsik wankers started to turn up and think they can drive like gods, I have feeling you fit in this group. You won’t think like that when you get on a racetrack and hit a wall at 230km/h, that was my wake up call, and I was lucky to walk away.

skaboy12 skaboy12 7:00 pm 02 Sep 08

BerraBoy68 said :

Gungahlin Al said :

“there is nowhere that these kids can safely go and have some automotive fun.”

Isn’t that what the PlayStation is for?

Not if they want to go outside, instead of becoming a fat, pasty controller warrior.

skaboy12 skaboy12 6:58 pm 02 Sep 08

Gungahlin Al said :

“there is nowhere that these kids can safely go and have some automotive fun.”

I think it’s called Wakefield Park…

And it’s hideously expensive now that the new owners have taken over. The track hire pricing almost doubled.

Not really an option for people who work 5/6 days a week and can only go out nights.

skaboy12 skaboy12 6:57 pm 02 Sep 08

Growling Ferret said :

Canberra has a motorsport Park at Fairburn. OK, there is no drag strip, but there are avenues for competing in both road and specialist race vehicles.

The SDMA Hillclimb runs speed events each month or so – see http://www.sdmahillclimb.com/ for more info.

There is also National Capital Speedway, the Motorcross track, and the Canberra Karting Club out there.

Well the only hings out there are a speedway which hardly operates, the hillclimb which is expensive and doesn’t allow burnouts etc (I have more fun driving to the coast then when I went to the hillclimb), A kart track which requires you to be a member and have your own kart, and finally a motocross track.

Hmmm heaps of fun for people who want to do/watch burnouts. A motorsport facility that provides nothing for the majority of people.

BerraBoy68 BerraBoy68 6:38 pm 02 Sep 08

Gungahlin Al said :

“there is nowhere that these kids can safely go and have some automotive fun.”

Isn’t that what the PlayStation is for?

andy pandy andy pandy 6:24 pm 02 Sep 08

I guess he/she was tyered when they wrote this

Pandy Pandy 6:12 pm 02 Sep 08

BabelFish doesn’t seem to have an option for Bogan -> English

Gold!

Gungahlin Al Gungahlin Al 5:02 pm 02 Sep 08

“there is nowhere that these kids can safely go and have some automotive fun.”

I think it’s called Wakefield Park…

Growling Ferret Growling Ferret 4:37 pm 02 Sep 08

Canberra has a motorsport Park at Fairburn. OK, there is no drag strip, but there are avenues for competing in both road and specialist race vehicles.

The SDMA Hillclimb runs speed events each month or so – see http://www.sdmahillclimb.com/ for more info.

There is also National Capital Speedway, the Motorcross track, and the Canberra Karting Club out there.

54-11 54-11 4:16 pm 02 Sep 08

You blokes just managed to beat me to it

54-11 54-11 4:14 pm 02 Sep 08

Look, leaving aside the bogan English (is that Boglish?), Allofus points to a real problem – there is nowhere that these kids can safely go and have some automotive fun.

Canberra needs some motorsports facilities (a dragway would be a start, but that is not all) where these activities can be conducted safely. Proper facailities includes checks on mechanical safety, that drivers are licenced, and conducted within a controlled environment.

Until there is an alternative, things like the Naas Road incident will continue. I remember when I was a lad, we used to go to the local railway reserve for our impromptu mayhem (I’m talking late 60s, early 70s here). Have none of you ever done the same?

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