It was a near run thing, but after careful consideration The Queen has trumped the accused Charnwood swan molester for the coveted Mully Cup.
The Mully Cup is awarded to the persons who excite the most public comment in Canberra for a calendar month. Previous winners include former Chief Minister Jon Stanhope, radio presenter Mark Parton, and graveyard desecrator James March.
We look forward to wikinerds adding the award to Her Majesty’s titles and honours as we reckon it’s at least up there with being a Nebraska Admiral.