The ABC website has this story on the conviction and sentencing of ex-doughnut muncher John Arthur Birch who somehow managed a 27 year carreer with the AFP before getting done for repeatedly assaulting guests at the Civic Watch House with capsicum spray.
In keeping with the ACT court systems revolving door policy on sentencing and punishment Magistrate John Burns gave birch a slap on the wrist (3 month suspended sentence) and a koala stamp (12 month good behaviour bond).
I’d say this porcine public servant should consider himself lucky he didn’t end up with a stay at Her Majesty’s pleasure. Strangely the Police Union aren’t out and about calling for tougher sentencing on this one.