A fine looking jet ski for sale in Giralang

johnboy 17 July 2013 30

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ko. has alerted us to an intriguing Gumtree ad:

Yamaha waver runner ski speaks for it self all paint / air brushing done by queen street Sydney may swap off something of interests not rubbish so don’t wast your time please call for more info ph: 040032****

It certainly got our attention.


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santiago santiago 8:13 pm 18 Jul 13

Terra said :

Clearly the Jet Ski owner thinks people want to drool over it – wrong.
And clearly he thinks people want to drool over her – Wrong again. (well unless you get you news from Zoo Magazine)

It’s a nice jet ski, turned into a pile of expensive vomit.
And it says so much about him that he uses that pic to sell it.

Careful girl, you want to get rid of all “those” photos and movies he has of you. Guarentee they’ll be on the internet within 5 minutes of you breaking up. If they arent already.

What makes you so sure it’s not her ski, that and she is selling it?

Deref Deref 5:17 pm 18 Jul 13

Ben_Dover said :

Terra said :

And clearly he thinks people want to drool over her – Wrong again.

You are gay.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Ben_Dover Ben_Dover 5:02 pm 18 Jul 13

Terra said :

And clearly he thinks people want to drool over her – Wrong again.

You are gay.

RedDogInCan RedDogInCan 4:02 pm 18 Jul 13

Terra said :

Careful girl, you want to get rid of all “those” photos and movies he has of you. Guarentee they’ll be on the internet within 5 minutes of you breaking up. If they arent already.

I’m pretty sure the girl stayed at the shop.

RedDogInCan RedDogInCan 4:01 pm 18 Jul 13

bundah said :

It’s a long way from Queen St Woollahra to the custom shop in Revesby where bikini clad models are unashamedly utilised to draw attention to their modification skills.

Or away from their lack of modification skills in this case.

Terra Terra 1:37 pm 18 Jul 13

Clearly the Jet Ski owner thinks people want to drool over it – wrong.
And clearly he thinks people want to drool over her – Wrong again. (well unless you get you news from Zoo Magazine)

It’s a nice jet ski, turned into a pile of expensive vomit.
And it says so much about him that he uses that pic to sell it.

Careful girl, you want to get rid of all “those” photos and movies he has of you. Guarentee they’ll be on the internet within 5 minutes of you breaking up. If they arent already.

Postalgeek Postalgeek 1:24 pm 18 Jul 13

dtc said :

justin heywood said :

I guess the bikini babe was needed to convince the blokes that they wouldn’t look queer towing that thing around behind the ute.

Looks like it was designed for Liberace.

Or, maybe, it was designed for use by a woman?

Nup, definitely Liberace.

thebrownstreak69 thebrownstreak69 12:18 pm 18 Jul 13

Ben_Dover said :

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

Gross

You are jealous.

Fixed it for you.

dtc dtc 11:57 am 18 Jul 13

justin heywood said :

I guess the bikini babe was needed to convince the blokes that they wouldn’t look queer towing that thing around behind the ute.

Looks like it was designed for Liberace.

Or, maybe, it was designed for use by a woman?

Ben_Dover Ben_Dover 11:34 am 18 Jul 13

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

Gross

You are gay.

aceofspades aceofspades 10:38 am 18 Jul 13

BimboGeek said :

Nice shoes. Are they from the Delight range by Pleaser?

Shoes? What shoes???

justin heywood justin heywood 9:35 am 18 Jul 13

I guess the bikini babe was needed to convince the blokes that they wouldn’t look queer towing that thing around behind the ute.

Looks like it was designed for Liberace.

bundah bundah 9:27 am 18 Jul 13

It’s a long way from Queen St Woollahra to the custom shop in Revesby where bikini clad models are unashamedly utilised to draw attention to their modification skills.

poetix poetix 9:25 am 18 Jul 13

When a bogan has been good, and dies crashing a white Commodore, this is what he will find in the afterlife.

HiddenDragon HiddenDragon 11:57 pm 17 Jul 13

I think this is worthy of a very angry, very lengthy opinion piece in a Fairfax publication – but at least they will be relieved when they discover it’s not (I assume) Queen Street, Woollahra.

LSWCHP LSWCHP 11:10 pm 17 Jul 13

She’s really putting herself at risk of a back injury, lying back on that hard seat. I reckon she needs to have a chat to her WH&S rep.

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd 10:37 pm 17 Jul 13

Gross

Blen_Carmichael Blen_Carmichael 5:32 pm 17 Jul 13

I wondered what he was doing lately:

http://www.warwickcapper.com/

BimboGeek BimboGeek 5:23 pm 17 Jul 13

Nice shoes. Are they from the Delight range by Pleaser?

Ben_Dover Ben_Dover 4:54 pm 17 Jul 13

I’ll take two, don’t wrap them I’ll eat them now.

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