17 July 2013

A fine looking jet ski for sale in Giralang

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ko. has alerted us to an intriguing Gumtree ad:

Yamaha waver runner ski speaks for it self all paint / air brushing done by queen street Sydney may swap off something of interests not rubbish so don’t wast your time please call for more info ph: 040032****

It certainly got our attention.

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Terra said :

Clearly the Jet Ski owner thinks people want to drool over it – wrong.
And clearly he thinks people want to drool over her – Wrong again. (well unless you get you news from Zoo Magazine)

It’s a nice jet ski, turned into a pile of expensive vomit.
And it says so much about him that he uses that pic to sell it.

Careful girl, you want to get rid of all “those” photos and movies he has of you. Guarentee they’ll be on the internet within 5 minutes of you breaking up. If they arent already.

What makes you so sure it’s not her ski, that and she is selling it?

Ben_Dover said :

Terra said :

And clearly he thinks people want to drool over her – Wrong again.

You are gay.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Terra said :

And clearly he thinks people want to drool over her – Wrong again.

You are gay.

Terra said :

Careful girl, you want to get rid of all “those” photos and movies he has of you. Guarentee they’ll be on the internet within 5 minutes of you breaking up. If they arent already.

I’m pretty sure the girl stayed at the shop.

bundah said :

It’s a long way from Queen St Woollahra to the custom shop in Revesby where bikini clad models are unashamedly utilised to draw attention to their modification skills.

Or away from their lack of modification skills in this case.

Clearly the Jet Ski owner thinks people want to drool over it – wrong.
And clearly he thinks people want to drool over her – Wrong again. (well unless you get you news from Zoo Magazine)

It’s a nice jet ski, turned into a pile of expensive vomit.
And it says so much about him that he uses that pic to sell it.

Careful girl, you want to get rid of all “those” photos and movies he has of you. Guarentee they’ll be on the internet within 5 minutes of you breaking up. If they arent already.

dtc said :

justin heywood said :

I guess the bikini babe was needed to convince the blokes that they wouldn’t look queer towing that thing around behind the ute.

Looks like it was designed for Liberace.

Or, maybe, it was designed for use by a woman?

Nup, definitely Liberace.

thebrownstreak6912:18 pm 18 Jul 13

Ben_Dover said :

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

Gross

You are jealous.

Fixed it for you.

justin heywood said :

I guess the bikini babe was needed to convince the blokes that they wouldn’t look queer towing that thing around behind the ute.

Looks like it was designed for Liberace.

Or, maybe, it was designed for use by a woman?

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

Gross

You are gay.

BimboGeek said :

Nice shoes. Are they from the Delight range by Pleaser?

Shoes? What shoes???

justin heywood9:35 am 18 Jul 13

I guess the bikini babe was needed to convince the blokes that they wouldn’t look queer towing that thing around behind the ute.

Looks like it was designed for Liberace.

It’s a long way from Queen St Woollahra to the custom shop in Revesby where bikini clad models are unashamedly utilised to draw attention to their modification skills.

When a bogan has been good, and dies crashing a white Commodore, this is what he will find in the afterlife.

HiddenDragon11:57 pm 17 Jul 13

I think this is worthy of a very angry, very lengthy opinion piece in a Fairfax publication – but at least they will be relieved when they discover it’s not (I assume) Queen Street, Woollahra.

She’s really putting herself at risk of a back injury, lying back on that hard seat. I reckon she needs to have a chat to her WH&S rep.

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd10:37 pm 17 Jul 13

Gross

Blen_Carmichael5:32 pm 17 Jul 13

I wondered what he was doing lately:

http://www.warwickcapper.com/

Nice shoes. Are they from the Delight range by Pleaser?

I’ll take two, don’t wrap them I’ll eat them now.

[insert joke about flotation devices fitted here]

The chick looks hot , paint looks gay .

devils_advocate2:52 pm 17 Jul 13

wouldsmash/10

OpenYourMind2:39 pm 17 Jul 13

Pretty sure that ?dragon? was drawn by Strongbad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw69Y18ouTs

I’ll take it if the ‘Ed Hardy’ junk is scraped off. For free that is, I’d never pay a w*nker one dime.

The picture quality lead me to wonder whether perhaps the finish may not be as good as the current owner suggests

Would love to mount that and take it for a ride 🙂

Looks like its had a fair bit of work done.

Mmmm, looks like a nice ride, but maintenance costs way too high.

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