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A prophet not without honour, except in her own city

By johnboy 20 July 2008 50

Let’s talk about Brigitte.

I’m sure that if Canberra could choose its own representative in the Big Brother house it would have been a stern intellectual brunette with a whiff of the dominatrix and possibly a pair of leather pants.

Or maybe that’s just me.

What we got was Brigitte, a 21 year old waitress with a louse of a not-quite-boyfriend (by all accounts). She considers her most prized possessions to be her fake breasts valued at $4,500 each. (Personally my most valued possession is my print of Hokusai’s “Great Wave off Kanagawa” taken from the original block. I own a great many things that cost more, but none that are worth more.)

So we do the best with what we’ve got.

The real question, looking at Brigitte’s Big Brother page is why there’s no Canberra night club appearance slated?

Is she avoiding her home town? Her apparently odious ex?

Or is Canberra just not that interested?

What’s Your opinion?


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Duke 1:34 pm 23 Jul 08

Yikes – another attempt at internet dating gone bad. Thanks for the heads up Diane, err Absent……ummm maybe consider changing your handle, it’s ripe with confusion!

Absent Diane 12:43 pm 23 Jul 08

<– absent diane is male.. however I am dating an existential nihilist female. sorry to disappoint.

Duke 12:27 pm 23 Jul 08

“……..due to my dazzling combo of looks, talent, wealth, intelligence, humour and modesty.”

And she knows who Jello Biafra and Ministry are! Do you date Anarchists Dianne???

Thumper 11:54 am 23 Jul 08

Marieke Hardy, now there’s a well rounded induvidual….

not…

johnboy 11:52 am 23 Jul 08

Nothing with Marieke in it is a good thing.

Ever.

Absent Diane 11:42 am 23 Jul 08

yeah you wouldn’t throw me in there. i would pretty much win hands down – due to my dazzling combo of looks, talent, wealth, intelligence, humour and modesty.

I reckon throw in that Cardinal Pell fella and you can pit him against Alan Trounson – the aussie stem cell dude – now that would be entertainment ++.

neanderthalsis 11:35 am 23 Jul 08

I could see a Big Brother revival if they did some formatting changes and made the list of housemates interesting.

Have ABC take it over, the housemates could include:

Marieke Hardy from First tuesday book-club/JJJ
Barry Cassidy from Insiders
Peter Berner
Barnaby Joyce
Andrew Bolt (for comedic value)
Bill Bryson
Alain de Botton (author / philosopher)
Peter Garret (for even more comedic value)
Pauline Hanson (to keep Andrew Bolt company because rednecks need mutual support)
Red Symonds
Sarah Hanson-Young (new Greens Senator)

Throw in a few Rioters:
Deadmandrinking & Maelinar (for the seething animosity)
Absent Dianne
Ant

And some randomly kidnapped folk from shopping centres in low SES areas

Absent Diane 11:34 am 23 Jul 08

jello biafra died for me when he did lard with ministry now that is some crapola music (or at least the bits I have heard) he kind of rose from the dead a little when he introduced the world to wesley willis (greatest muso of all time?).

Mr Evil 11:16 am 23 Jul 08

Jimbo leaves Rollins for dead!

Big Brother sucks arse.

jakez 10:54 am 23 Jul 08

All roads lead to Rollins?

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