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ACT Policing declares war on shift workers

By johnboy - 13 September 2013 64

There’s little in the world quite as exciting as a new police campaign.

This tweet was particularly exciting:

It lead to something even more exciting, a new video inciting paranoia against shift workers and the growing ranks of people who work from home!

God forbid anyone lead a life not conforming to ACT Policing’s grim little view of life.

But what should we expect after this March’s sex war upon the hipsters,

God help a shift working hipster.


UPDATE FROM BARCHAM: I just went and visited their stall in Garema place during my lunch break, where I was equipped with powerful knowledge to help me defend my neighborhood.



It’s hard to see, but that shed has tomato plants in there.

I am now scared of people with curtains, sheds, gardens, cars, fences, or any job that isn’t 9-5 Monday to Friday.

In short, I am now convinced everyone in Braddon is a drug dealer.

I’m on to you lot!

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poetix 3:29 pm 18 Sep 13

Barcham said :

Man I hope Octopus Wheelbarrow Humperdink becomes a “thing”.

Well I hear that he has a ‘thing’ going with Skywhale.

Barcham 3:03 pm 18 Sep 13

Man I hope Octopus Wheelbarrow Humperdink becomes a “thing”.

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