ACT Policing declares war on shift workers

johnboy 13 September 2013 64

There’s little in the world quite as exciting as a new police campaign.

This tweet was particularly exciting:

It lead to something even more exciting, a new video inciting paranoia against shift workers and the growing ranks of people who work from home!

God forbid anyone lead a life not conforming to ACT Policing’s grim little view of life.

But what should we expect after this March’s sex war upon the hipsters,

God help a shift working hipster.

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UPDATE FROM BARCHAM: I just went and visited their stall in Garema place during my lunch break, where I was equipped with powerful knowledge to help me defend my neighborhood.

BE AFRAID

AND SCARED

OF TOMATOS
It’s hard to see, but that shed has tomato plants in there.

I am now scared of people with curtains, sheds, gardens, cars, fences, or any job that isn’t 9-5 Monday to Friday.

In short, I am now convinced everyone in Braddon is a drug dealer.

I’m on to you lot!


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poetix poetix 3:29 pm 18 Sep 13

Barcham said :

Man I hope Octopus Wheelbarrow Humperdink becomes a “thing”.

Well I hear that he has a ‘thing’ going with Skywhale.

Barcham Barcham 3:03 pm 18 Sep 13

Man I hope Octopus Wheelbarrow Humperdink becomes a “thing”.

Kiriel Kiriel 2:12 pm 18 Sep 13
YeahBuddy YeahBuddy 1:48 pm 18 Sep 13

beardedclam said :

YeahBuddy said :

I was driving along Tillyard Drive yesterday and realised (in horror) that every house is harboring drug dealers and meth labs. ALL curtains closed at 4pm in the afternoon.

What’s the number for CrimeStoppers again?

haha, except if you did that along Tillyard drive, the cops would probably be pretty successful……

I’d give them a 20% success rate – most of which would be on the lower Charnwood/Flynn end of the road.

beardedclam beardedclam 1:08 pm 18 Sep 13

YeahBuddy said :

I was driving along Tillyard Drive yesterday and realised (in horror) that every house is harboring drug dealers and meth labs. ALL curtains closed at 4pm in the afternoon.

What’s the number for CrimeStoppers again?

haha, except if you did that along Tillyard drive, the cops would probably be pretty successful……

YeahBuddy YeahBuddy 12:54 pm 18 Sep 13

I was driving along Tillyard Drive yesterday and realised (in horror) that every house is harboring drug dealers and meth labs. ALL curtains closed at 4pm in the afternoon.

What’s the number for CrimeStoppers again?

IrishPete IrishPete 9:37 pm 16 Sep 13

Stevian said :

IrishPete said :

johnboy said :

Chillout people or I’ll have to put someone in the naughty corner.

I think I like FrankieBT. He reminds me of Borat. Surely Stevian deserves the naughty corner? In fact I assumed he spends so much time there, that you charge him rent.

IP

Octopus wheelbarrow Humperdink

Can we just abbreviate this to OWH?

IP

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd 7:25 pm 16 Sep 13

Pork Hunt said :

FrankieBT said :

Stevian said :

FrankieBT said :

Humblest of apology to Mr Smurf. I speak four language of which English is fourth. How about you?

.

Are you as incomprehesible in the other three?

Octopus wheelbarrow Humperdink.

Which in one of those languages means: Go make the sex with yourself.

You, Sir, are a champion and you will go far on RiotACT. Love your work so keep it coming.

I lolled pretty hard.

You win, frankie.

Pork Hunt Pork Hunt 4:32 pm 16 Sep 13

FrankieBT said :

Stevian said :

FrankieBT said :

Humblest of apology to Mr Smurf. I speak four language of which English is fourth. How about you?

.

Are you as incomprehesible in the other three?

Octopus wheelbarrow Humperdink.

Which in one of those languages means: Go make the sex with yourself.

You, Sir, are a champion and you will go far on RiotACT. Love your work so keep it coming.

Stevian Stevian 4:16 pm 16 Sep 13

IrishPete said :

johnboy said :

Chillout people or I’ll have to put someone in the naughty corner.

I think I like FrankieBT. He reminds me of Borat. Surely Stevian deserves the naughty corner? In fact I assumed he spends so much time there, that you charge him rent.

IP

Octopus wheelbarrow Humperdink

Stevian Stevian 4:15 pm 16 Sep 13

FrankieBT said :

Stevian said :

FrankieBT said :

Humblest of apology to Mr Smurf. I speak four language of which English is fourth. How about you?

.

Are you as incomprehesible in the other three?

Octopus wheelbarrow Humperdink.

Which in one of those languages means: Go make the sex with yourself.

So the answer is: Yes

thebrownstreak69 thebrownstreak69 4:09 pm 16 Sep 13

IrishPete said :

Eyeball In A Quart Jar Of Snot said :

Nobody picked up on the former WIN TV journalist turned actress?

I thought I recognised her, but not being an aficionado of commercial television, never mind their inane news programmes, I would never have placed her.

I am sure she was a great newsreader, but I don’t think she’s a very good actress.

IP

Who is she?

IrishPete IrishPete 3:51 pm 16 Sep 13

johnboy said :

Chillout people or I’ll have to put someone in the naughty corner.

I think I like FrankieBT. He reminds me of Borat. Surely Stevian deserves the naughty corner? In fact I assumed he spends so much time there, that you charge him rent.

IP

Ghettosmurf87 Ghettosmurf87 3:43 pm 16 Sep 13

Stevian said :

FrankieBT said :

Humblest of apology to Mr Smurf. I speak four language of which English is fourth. How about you?

.

Are you as incomprehesible in the other three?

+1

It’s all well and good to speak lots of languages, but there’s not much point writing posts that are not comprehensible. It is next to impossible to work out what you are actually trying to say in your posts across the site, which sort of defeats the purpose of posting at all.

FrankieBT FrankieBT 3:41 pm 16 Sep 13

Stevian said :

FrankieBT said :

Humblest of apology to Mr Smurf. I speak four language of which English is fourth. How about you?

.

Are you as incomprehesible in the other three?

Octopus wheelbarrow Humperdink.

Which in one of those languages means: Go make the sex with yourself.

    johnboy johnboy 3:43 pm 16 Sep 13

    Chillout people or I’ll have to put someone in the naughty corner.

Stevian Stevian 3:33 pm 16 Sep 13

FrankieBT said :

Humblest of apology to Mr Smurf. I speak four language of which English is fourth. How about you?

.

Are you as incomprehesible in the other three?

Postalgeek Postalgeek 1:14 pm 16 Sep 13

Holden Caulfield said :

Sammy said :

Does DSE know they stole their branding?

Dick does drugs!

(I noticed that too.)

So that would be Dick’s Meth?

Holden Caulfield Holden Caulfield 11:57 am 16 Sep 13

Sammy said :

Does DSE know they stole their branding?

Dick does drugs!

(I noticed that too.)

FrankieBT FrankieBT 11:32 am 16 Sep 13

Ah. I see my quote marks take out what policeman have say. He say to man standing near me: This is for media, not public.

Ok.

Thumper Thumper 11:27 am 16 Sep 13

FrankieBT said :

Humblest of apology to Mr Smurf. I speak four language of which English is fourth. How about you?

Thank you for warm welcome to your multicultural inclusive city. Week 2 and all is well….well….as many in your country have me warned.

Touche…. 🙂

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