There’s little in the world quite as exciting as a new police campaign.
This tweet was particularly exciting:
— ACT Policing (@ACTPolicing) September 13, 2013
It lead to something even more exciting, a new video inciting paranoia against shift workers and the growing ranks of people who work from home!
God forbid anyone lead a life not conforming to ACT Policing’s grim little view of life.
But what should we expect after this March’s sex war upon the hipsters,
God help a shift working hipster.
UPDATE FROM BARCHAM: I just went and visited their stall in Garema place during my lunch break, where I was equipped with powerful knowledge to help me defend my neighborhood.
It’s hard to see, but that shed has tomato plants in there.
I am now scared of people with curtains, sheds, gardens, cars, fences, or any job that isn’t 9-5 Monday to Friday.
In short, I am now convinced everyone in Braddon is a drug dealer.
I’m on to you lot!