27 October 2005

An Idiot's guide on how to Panic.

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ESA has done their best to scare the dull witted, by releasing this guide on what to do in an emergency.

So start drawing the floor plans of your house, and remember to mark at least two exits from every room. And remember if you need any help, please call Canberra Connect I am sure the fine workers in there are equipped to deal with the paranoid and weird that this will undoubtably shake up.

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That’s hot 😉

Absent Diane11:29 am 27 Oct 05

I havent had one in a while but I suffer panic attacks as well….pretty bad at times…. but yes a panic attack booklet would be the equivalent of anxiety disorder porn I guess…. kind of auto-erotic-anxiety

Samuel Gordon-Stewart11:22 am 27 Oct 05

I remember doing something like this in Year 10 Natural Disasters, the upshot of it all was duct taping pets to the floor so they don’t run away, wading through water to turn off the mains power and some bloke standing around announcing that “I’m remembering the emergency kit”….that might have been a cyclone, but it works almost as well for fires.

I thought it was funny, I suffer from panic attacks a lot, an idiot’s guide on how to panic would make panic attacks a lot simpler, a lot less effort.

Absent Diane11:14 am 27 Oct 05

Dammit… I was actually looking forward to reading something ‘deliberately’ funny… oh well

“An Idiot’s guide on how to Panic.”
Sounds exactly like what I need!

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