11 June 2007

Apologies : the day Riot forgot

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Well Riot was MIA today. Our tech monkeys will brief us in due course as to what the issue was (and will be beaten acordingly) and we’ll endevour to avoid it happening again.

The Riot team.

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“I have a bike, you can ride it if you like”

I just played Pink Floyd all day…
“Is there anybody out there…out there…out there”

DarkLadyWolfMother8:25 am 08 Jun 07

Sonic probably reads the monkey its human rights.

Sonic spanks the monkey ?

Not sonic, freak – Beat Kramer our web-monkey! And definitely not in that way (what ever way that is, ewww).

It’s getting so you can’t trust anyone with a negative IQ and a club these days. Ahh if only for a half decent henchman…

Sonic: mmmmmmm. Me beating the monkey, me cleaning keyboard.

Great, now I have to scrub my keyboard.
Who new the thought of images of Stanhope pissing and doing god knows could cause such sudden and aggressive nausea?

WE DO NOT WANT A WEBCAM IN STANHOPE’S ENSUITE! REALLY! HOW DO I MAKE THESE WORDS BIGGER?! God, waht diseased mind could even entertain the idea of Stanhope’s ensuite?

Pandy, you now have your target, get with the beating!

Meanwhile we are currently working on a few things, that we plan to implement this weekend, which will improve the stability (and maybe even the speed) of the site. Also the revamped site will eventually include some new features – I won’t mention any just yet, as I don’t want to ruin the suprise of a web cam in John Stanhope’s personal ensuite.

Thanks for your patience during our recent instability.

Kramer (RiotACT System Admin)

(Warning the following comment contains nerd related content)

It seems we were once again been foiled by the Transact network. Maintenance in the early hours of the morning appears to have disrupted our local Transact network. RiotACT being the ultra-reliable beast which it is, runs off the back of a Transact STB, that went AWOL following the outage. A few attempts to bring our gear online by non-technical persons was less than successful. Meanwhile I was crusing around the city with a flat mobile, blissfully unaware that Riot was in a steaming heap. Early this evening we were able to get everything rebooted, and eventually the whole system was back.

I have club. Me beat monkeys. Ugg.

You mean the monkeys weren’t able to negotiate their own AWA?

Should have said

Hello wikipedia “random article” button.

but I am not very good with the tags thing. I’m good at procrastination though…

It forced me to search out different and creative ways to procrastinate.

Hello wikipeadia button.

Pay peanuts… get monkeys!

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