The SMH have this short item on a 21 year old Watson man being hospitalised after two men attacked him with baseball bats.
The alleged offenders have been arrested and will face court today.
Apparently the attack was, in fact, provoked.
“this guy makes Chuck Norris look like a pussy.”
1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kils people.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. The cheif export of Chuck Norris is pain
4. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
5. Chuck Norris has two speeds, Walk and Kill.
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t go unting… he goes killing.
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
If this guy can beat all that, then we’ve got one sicko on the loose.
I wonder what the guy did? It would be pretty surprising if it was genuinely unprovoked.
Dam! I agree with bonfire. ;-0
How un-Australian not to have used a cricket bat.
Nothing says you are a hardass more than teaming up with a mate and bashing a bloke with a baseball bat. I bet this guy makes Chuck Norris look like a pussy.
im sure it wasn’t a unprovoked attack
they should have used cricket bats.
they work better on the undead.
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