Brits in Canberra wanted for UK television series

Damn, they’ve got those assistant producers working hard – the show must be a good product. I got an email a few days back from another AP trying to hunt down ex-pats in the Canberra wine industry for the same gig.

Pommy bastard said :

Pork Hunt said :

And modest…

Sorry, I forgot that. I’m very modest too. I’m the most modest person you could ever want to meet, modest to a fault I am. It’s funny I forgot that, as Barrak said it to me just the other day; “PB, you’re such a modest man.” Cameron, Gillard and that frog geezer, Sarkozy or whatever his name is, and his tasty missus, all agreed with him. So whom am I to forget? Also I’m kind, generous, warm-hearted, great with kids and old people, fine company, humorous, as witty as Wilde, as funny as Connolly, as sharp as Fry and as intellectual as Hawking. The perfect companion at the opera, the cricket, Buck House, or the lowest slums.

I’m Cornish so I guess I’m excluded…

Everywhere.

Even in Cornwall?

Pork Hunt said :

And modest…

Sorry, I forgot that. I’m very modest too. I’m the most modest person you could ever want to meet, modest to a fault I am. It’s funny I forgot that, as Barrak said it to me just the other day; “PB, you’re such a modest man.” Cameron, Gillard and that frog geezer, Sarkozy or whatever his name is, and his tasty missus, all agreed with him. So whom am I to forget? Also I’m kind, generous, warm-hearted, great with kids and old people, fine company, humorous, as witty as Wilde, as funny as Connolly, as sharp as Fry and as intellectual as Hawking. The perfect companion at the opera, the cricket, Buck House, or the lowest slums.

I’m Cornish so I guess I’m excluded…

Everywhere.

Pommy bastard said :

I’m a Brit who has relocated to Canberra. I’m tall, good looking, immensely sexy, highly articulate, doctorate level intelligence, and hung like a brewers dray. My wife is a part time supermodel/sex goddess. I’ve been so successful that Steve Jobs and Donald Trump come to me for business advice. I own Lyons and Phillip. I walk on water, and only need to eat every second Thursday. I drink with the nobility and swim with the sharks. I have found a cure for cancer and will be part of the next moon mission.

Whoaa…….! Too damn good for me then. I was going to post a near identical description -alas though I only own one suburb……………Red Hill.

Solidarity said :

Can I be in it?

I was born here and am exactly 0% British, but still I want to be on TV.

+1

But I’d rather meet Kirstie than Phil. Love Relocation Relocation!!

Actaully scratch that – Sarah Beeny is the bomb. Come and do an Australian Property Ladder, Beeny!

Mmmmmmmm – Phil Spencer.

Someone needs to tell this girlie to try Perth (although I’m sure she already has). They’ve taken over all the northern suburbs, own nearly all the houses up there, run most of the shops and real estate agencies. They’re rampant.

I’m Cornish so I guess I’m excluded…

Meh…Emily did say “British” so I guess you could still be included Thumper.

zomg~!!!! Mrs C will get very excited if she knows Phil & Kirsty are in town, haha.

Pommy bastard said :

I’m a Brit who has relocated to Canberra. I’m tall, good looking, immensely sexy, highly articulate, doctorate level intelligence, and hung like a brewers dray. My wife is a part time supermodel/sex goddess. I’ve been so successful that Steve Jobs and Donald Trump come to me for business advice. I own Lyons and Phillip. I walk on water, and only need to eat every second Thursday. I drink with the nobility and swim with the sharks. I have found a cure for cancer and will be part of the next moon mission.

And modest…

Good show, it’s my wifes favourite at the moment.

Can I be in it?

I was born here and am exactly 0% British, but still I want to be on TV.

I’m a Brit who has relocated to Canberra. I’m tall, good looking, immensely sexy, highly articulate, doctorate level intelligence, and hung like a brewers dray. My wife is a part time supermodel/sex goddess. I’ve been so successful that Steve Jobs and Donald Trump come to me for business advice. I own Lyons and Phillip. I walk on water, and only need to eat every second Thursday. I drink with the nobility and swim with the sharks. I have found a cure for cancer and will be part of the next moon mission.

I don’t think they want to help those who’ve established businesses, they want to tell the stories of those who’ve established businesses to help those who are relocating.

*facepalm*

As business people they more than likely understand when it’s better to outsource tasks.

You help British people buy property after relocating to Australia … I don’t understand? They’re business people, successful in their work? Why do they need you help?