They say you can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.
Quite why someone is spray painting the dog droppings in Haig Park however is a bit of a mystery.
I had gleeful visions of Territory and Municipal Services paying someone to mark them and someone else to remove them (rather than give one man a shovel).
Sadly TAMS deny all knowledge after one of the better media inquiries they’ve had:
I have been informed that neither TAMS staff or contractors are responsible for the spray painting of dog poo in Haig Park.
So aside from looking forward to your caption contributions, and possible appearances on CanMeme, anyone care to explain?