26 April 2012

Can you give a good time on the road? Got your own shovel?

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creepy classified

Thanks to Belinda for spotting this gem of an ad on Gumtree (the home of creepy classifieds):

Travelling from Canberra to Adelaide Friday 27/Sat 28 and looking for a fem partner who will give a good time on the road.

Discretion a must.

I’ll cover expenses on the way – you make your own way back from Adelaide to Canberra and look after your own accomodation needs in Adelaide.

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A bit wrong of Jonboy to use his website to promote his private interests.

Evil_Kitten said :

user_unknown said :

My friend texted the number & got a photo… Anyone else think to try the same thing or just my mate?!

Yes, but I didn’t want him to have MY number. So is he creepy looking?

Wouldn’t it be great if you could post certain other people’s avatars in comments…It’s a beautiful dream. Sigh. But then again, the people I’d like to post here most don’t even have avatars. (My avatar is totally innocent of any knowledge of Gumtree. Or so he says, the little sepia freak.)

user_unknown said :

My friend texted the number & got a photo… Anyone else think to try the same thing or just my mate?!

Yes, but I didn’t want him to have MY number. So is he creepy looking?

The Traineediplomat9:57 pm 26 Apr 12

I was fine for the ad until the line:

Discretion a must….

That’s creepy, wrong and just…well creepy!

p1 said :

To Adelaide via Belanglo State Forest?

We need some undercover RA investigative journalism to find out. JB, grab a wig and sign up for the trip.

user_unknown8:23 pm 26 Apr 12

My friend texted the number & got a photo… Anyone else think to try the same thing or just my mate?!

cranky said :

Who is assuming the advertiser is male?

Women don’t need to advertise or if they do it requires you to pay

How much is he paying?

cranky said :

Who is assuming the advertiser is male?

I am. Anyone else?

cranky said :

Who is assuming the advertiser is male?

Thus your assuming that all creeps are male?

It’s a bit unusual, but far better to have this level of honesty than co-opt a woman under false pretences.

Who is assuming the advertiser is male?

SnapperJack said :

Adelaide where seven women were abducted off the street in 1976/77, sexually molested, murdered and buried at Truro. Also handy to Snowtown, home of the building where the bodies in the barrels were found.

you forgot the “family” murders – young males abducted in the late 70s/early 80s. the members of the “family” were alleged to be prominent Adelaide men with homosexual tendencies.

Adelaide where seven women were abducted off the street in 1976/77, sexually molested, murdered and buried at Truro. Also handy to Snowtown, home of the building where the bodies in the barrels were found.

Velveteen Rabbit4:30 pm 26 Apr 12

Seems legit – I’ve always wanted to go to Adelaide 😉

I wonder if he got any offers??

patrick_keogh3:46 pm 26 Apr 12

Hmmm… if your friend or partner is driving to Adelaide this weekend and their mobile number ends in 520474 then methinks they have some explaining to do.

one would hope a good time on the road doesn’t occur whilst driving… rooms are available at most towns.

at best he’s a tight-arse

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