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Canberra unloved by the Cougar dollar

By johnboy - 13 August 2013 16

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CougarLife.com have sent through word on the most loved holiday destinations of the cougar.

Despite having been home to some of Australia’s most celebrated cougars, and having Galaxy nightclub in the Casino, Canberra is sadly utterly neglected.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, the majority of members prefer swanky hotels near the beach, with steamy spas and lots to do. 81.4% treat themselves to vacations at least twice a year and it’s the classic luxury ‘sunshine resorts’ that fared best, probably due to the high number of hot cubs running around, providing plenty of ‘prey’!

When it came to making plans, an astounding 77.9% of Cougars plan on securing a hook-up on site, and more than half (56.5%) will pounce on hotel/activity staff members!

Hopefully ACT Tourism will take note and move to rectify this shameful performance.

[Photo by Harlequeen CC BY 2.0]

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16 Responses to
Canberra unloved by the Cougar dollar
Ronald_Coase 5:21 pm 13 Aug 13

poetix said :

nov865 said :

I was wondering when Riot Act would hit rock bottom. Now I know…

No, no, no, I won’t have that! I’m sure there are further layers beneath this.

It’s sedimentary, my dear.

There’s a suppository of great sediment here, in fact!

Deref 5:07 pm 13 Aug 13

milkman said :

PBO said :

At least they present a safe alternative, You can run the risk of being called a pedophile sometimes if you pick up a single mum of 3 in Charnwood at the club

A friend was at the charny tavern once and a bunch of people accused him of being a paedophile and called him all kinds of nasty names, all because he was 39 and his girlfriend was 22. He said it totally ruined their 10th anniversary.

😀 Gold!

poetix 4:47 pm 13 Aug 13

nov865 said :

I was wondering when Riot Act would hit rock bottom. Now I know…

No, no, no, I won’t have that! I’m sure there are further layers beneath this.

It’s sedimentary, my dear.

Holden Caulfield 4:27 pm 13 Aug 13

devils_advocate said :

why is a singular website attributed with plural or collective properties (i.e. ‘have’ done something as opposed to ‘has’?)

Because you see it so often, in all manner of situations, that it now seems correct. I’m glad I’m not the only pedant though.

Savanna100 4:14 pm 13 Aug 13

milkman said :

PBO said :

At least they present a safe alternative, You can run the risk of being called a pedophile sometimes if you pick up a single mum of 3 in Charnwood at the club

A friend was at the charny tavern once and a bunch of people accused him of being a paedophile and called him all kinds of nasty names, all because he was 39 and his girlfriend was 22. He said it totally ruined their 10th anniversary.

Gold ! 🙂

Pork Hunt 4:11 pm 13 Aug 13

Masquara said :

There’s only room for one Charmayne Palavi in this town! (is she still here? She’s a great gal!)

I just googled. I’ve seen better looking heads come out of trousers…

PBO 3:56 pm 13 Aug 13

Masquara said :

There’s only room for one Charmayne Palavi in this town! (is she still here? She’s a great gal!)

What team do you play for?

Masquara 3:50 pm 13 Aug 13

There’s only room for one Charmayne Palavi in this town! (is she still here? She’s a great gal!)

milkman 3:34 pm 13 Aug 13

PBO said :

At least they present a safe alternative, You can run the risk of being called a pedophile sometimes if you pick up a single mum of 3 in Charnwood at the club

A friend was at the charny tavern once and a bunch of people accused him of being a paedophile and called him all kinds of nasty names, all because he was 39 and his girlfriend was 22. He said it totally ruined their 10th anniversary.

devils_advocate 3:07 pm 13 Aug 13

why is a singular website attributed with plural or collective properties (i.e. ‘have’ done something as opposed to ‘has’?)

PBO 2:56 pm 13 Aug 13

At least they present a safe alternative, You can run the risk of being called a pedophile sometimes if you pick up a single mum of 3 in Charnwood at the club

bundah 2:56 pm 13 Aug 13

What do you call a cougar with half a brain?……Gifted!

thebrownstreak69 2:22 pm 13 Aug 13

Ah cut the old boilers a break, most of them need all the help they can get!

HiddenDragon 2:15 pm 13 Aug 13

We seem to be in fairly good company, though – the only capital city on the list is Perth, so all those hotties in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane etc. apparently don’t quite rate (or perhaps they have more lucrative clientele than the followers of Cougar Life).

Whatever the case, I think ACT Tourism should just let the free market, and nature, take its course – all but the most clueless operators in the hospitality sector are very well aware of the value of charming, attractive staff (charm and attractiveness being subjective qualities, of course…..)

nov865 1:33 pm 13 Aug 13

I was wondering when Riot Act would hit rock bottom. Now I know…

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