Commodore ute loser brought to justice

Has Canberra decided to alter its calendar over the x-mas break, first the thisisnotcharity lady and now ACT police who can’t get the day and date aligned correctly.

The White Holden Commodore ute is the white commodore of white commodores… I didn’t notice a resist arrest or other crime for evading Police? WT?

poetix said :

Classified said :

Tortue them until they’re dead!

(Feels like another RiotACT year comin’ up…)

According to the dictionary, la Tortue is the French name for Tortuga, an island owned by Haiti. Let them take their crappy utes there and see how they get on. (First totally egotistical correction of 2012. It feels GOOD, I tell you. )

I prefer some of the options suggested from the Urban Dictionary for “turtle” 🙂

poetix said :

Classified said :

Tortue them until they’re dead!

(Feels like another RiotACT year comin’ up…)

According to the dictionary, la Tortue is the French name for Tortuga, an island owned by Haiti. Let them take their crappy utes there and see how they get on. (First totally egotistical correction of 2012. It feels GOOD, I tell you. )

Love your work poetix.

Time for a law and order party to get a few seats in the election and change the laws so that scum like this are punished properly, not just given a pathetic suspended sentence.

poetix said :

Classified said :

Tortue them until they’re dead!

(Feels like another RiotACT year comin’ up…)

According to the dictionary, la Tortue is the French name for Tortuga, an island owned by Haiti. Let them take their crappy utes there and see how they get on. (First totally egotistical correction of 2012. It feels GOOD, I tell you. )

Very well played. That’s exactly what I was referring to. I’m impressed you pieced the puzzle together.

😉

Classified said :

Tortue them until they’re dead!

(Feels like another RiotACT year comin’ up…)

According to the dictionary, la Tortue is the French name for Tortuga, an island owned by Haiti. Let them take their crappy utes there and see how they get on. (First totally egotistical correction of 2012. It feels GOOD, I tell you. )

Tortue them until they’re dead!

(Feels like another RiotACT year comin’ up…)

As a second step I’d go with Fining the hell out of them again plus making them watch their car getting crushed. With no chance to get anything out of it apart from any personal documents. Stereo, tools or other effects in the car at the time would be crushed along with it. Then banned from owning a car for a period of time.

If they get another car or drive another car during that period, then its jail time (not to mention the crushing, regardless if the car was theirs or not). Doubt that someone who ended up getting their mates brand new ute crushed is going to have many friends.

Awesome – good on the off-duty copper too. Just goes to show that justice never sleeps!