The Courts have given us a real gem in the case of one Danny Subasic.
After downing 10 bourbons and a gram of the bolivian marching powder Danny got himself kicked out of Academy around 5am.
Fortunately he’d met a young lass who rather fancied him and she came outside with him, agreed to go down a laneway and got naked with him.
So far very Saturday night until Danny had a bit of a freak out, repeatedly tried and failed to enter her back passage, repeatedly hit her, tripped her over as she tried to flee, and then took a wee over her.
The moral of the story girls; is if you meet a guy on Saturday night who gets thrown out of a club few good things will come of pursuing it, but at most give him your number and get a taxi home.
Danny’s been on very strict bail since and will be supervised for some time and completing community service, but has been spared prison.