13 December 2007

Does any party have better crumpet for a leader?

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So, with the ACT Liberals moving from the ridiculous to the sublime in their leadership switch from big bald Bill Stefaniak to the sex symbol Seselja it’s time to ask an important question…

Is there a political party leader you’d rather shag (assuming you swing that way) than Z?

(My ex-girlfriend was very firm that he would be her free go.)

If citing overseas leaders please provide links to pictures. Now knock yourselves out.

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VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy2:53 pm 11 Nov 09

Any updates on this?

Plonkygirl, post a picture.

Skidbladnir is no man’s wife or handbag.

Two of the switch operators here claim Zed Sexsellsja has a ‘nerdly hotness’ quality meaning he is only acceptably shaggable at certain times.
So apparently its a ladyhormone thing that needs a set of ovaries to appreciate fully.

I’d hit it. Major dilf.

William Pit the Younger:

“I know your sort Sir! Once it was I in the school hall, trousers round my ankles, hot crumpet burning my cheeks with shame. Working every hour of the day to become Prime Minister and fight sloth and privilege wherever I found it”

Blackadder:

“I trust you were not too busy to remove the crumpet”

I am in no way affiliated with the Zed Zeppelin.

i didn’t think zed objected to ross’ reference toi his sex symbolicness, just passed it off that his wife had been busy.

own up, maelinar – you’re zed’s wife really, aren’t you! or is it you, ski? ; )

i rekkun zed’ll be a boon to the local libs. he’s so cuu-uu-uu-te!

Brendan has shown himself to be a gutless weasel time and time again.
The CT will have to wait a long time.

And i’m sure the Canberra Times headline writers are just waiting for the day that Brendan takes the leadership from him, so they can run the headline:

“Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead”.

On 666 this morning Zed again claimed that his transition into the leadership was the smoothest transition of leadership that Australia politics had seen in recent times.

Whatever Zed is smoking, I want some.

Also: Still not sexy.

They’ve just seen a successful change of leadership twelve months from an election at the Federal level, so they’re following suit.

By the way, did anybody see Zed’s comment about this last week being “the best and smoothest transition (of a party) you’ll ever see” while keeping a straight face?

This man may be able to play at politics, people.

Ros Solley from the local ABC reads this blog. Zed objected to be calling a male sex symbol.

Well he would say that wouldn’t he?

OK, i admit it – I have thing for George W Bush. That American college jock thing is kinda hot. He also has a really nice nose and a very cheeky smile. He looks sort of strong and a little bit domineering… mmm

I think I need to go back to listening to local ABC coverage, apparently they’re relevant to the community again. 🙂

Ros Solley from the local ABC reads this blog. Zed objected to be calling a male sex symbol.

If only Vicki Dunne had got up this time …

Cristina Kirchner the new Argentinian President

hairy nosed wombat11:12 pm 13 Dec 07

I remember that, some artist did a naked stature of the Queen and Prince Phillip.

It caused no end of strife with a certain group of people.

Well yes ant when I saw the pic in todays CT the 1st thing I thought I saw was a shaved pussy. funny how the mind plays tricks like that.

Had a closer look and just saw it was her thigh.

But really should women politicians show upper legs and clevage?

Speaking of rudeness, there is a big storm breaking over our own sad little overpriced underwriten rag, the Canberra times, over the photo it published of Maxine McKew. There’s a copy of it on news.com.au, and I can see why the huge squawk (squawk came fter the pic went up on the ‘net as before then, only 15 people and a dog would have seen it, I certainly didn’t). I haven’t got the link but if you go there, you’ll see it.

I hope it’s just a trick of the lighting or something. Not a pretty sight. what possesed them to print it is anyone’s guess. stupidity? desperation?

Why won’t anyone Google “Queen Elizabeth” and “Nude”?

hairy nosed wombat10:48 pm 13 Dec 07

and that is one

Holden Caulfield10:24 pm 13 Dec 07

Stuff the royalists, what about the republicans you just upset!

hairy nosed wombat9:56 pm 13 Dec 07

Now, lets see how many royalists I have managed to upset with that previous quote.

I bet I will get 5 angry posts in reply.

hairy nosed wombat9:55 pm 13 Dec 07

She may be a bit old now, but when she was younger Queen Elizabeth rated highly on the shagablity scale.

Thumper,

After looking at Kates picture I had to lift my hand up on reading your post to stop me coughing with laughter!

I will have another go at this

Conrad Adenauer

If not and you juniors don’t know the Democratic Christian Chancellor of Germany try this link

http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/GERadenauerK.JPG

In my day it was advised that the best way to stop early orgasm was to think about Conrad Adenauer

Conrad Adenauer

It was my Year 10 History teacher at St Scholastica’s Ladies College that first alerted me as to Che Guevara’s shagability.

And the guvmint wonders why so many parents prefer the private school system!

I bet she swallows!

Ingeegoodbee4:41 pm 13 Dec 07

Eeewwwww!

Helen Clark – anyone?

why, vladamir putin, of course! (almost as big a spunk as gorbachev before him! grrrrrr-owww!)’

and adolf – what i’d give for a night as eva braun!

Compared to Che Guevara, widely recognized as having set the gold standard for PILFs (think MILF – just substitute politician), Zed has a loooooooooooong way to go. Of course, Che scored bonus points for being a revolutionary as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_Guevara

Whoo boy, they don’t make leaders like that anymore. Actually, they never did. He was a one off really.

Zed OTOH looks like a US college frat boy.

I believe the higher than normal sex appeal of Kate Ellis was a factor in the downfall of Mark Latham.

What Holden Caulfield said.

Typsy McStaggers3:33 pm 13 Dec 07

Its not a tumour

Holden Caulfield3:23 pm 13 Dec 07

Vote 1 Kate Ellis for the leadership!

Kate Ellis is a leader…

Leader of the boner parade!

Natasha Stott, oh hang on….

Sorry, that was a reflex action.

Well, that French Bird Ségolène Royal rates a mention.

Leaders people, leaders…

Oh…in that case, I’d shag Kate Ellis…

http://www.alp.org.au/images/people/ellisk.jpg

🙂

Johnboy, if talking about Zed Sexelja is your idea of joy, you seriously need a girlfriend (or boyfriend, I don’t know or care)

Yes Megan Purcell’s looks were widely discussed.

Shame on you Justbands for trying to take the joy out of life.

How quickly would this story be shouted down were it a good looking young lady elected to the libs leadership? Shame on you all.

Does anyone else think he shares certain Stanhope looks?

Hilary Clinton – would NOT be on my list!

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