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Dogs barking

By wickerman - 6 August 2010 78

Canberra has a bad Dog owner problem.  You let them bark all day  because you know the authorities will do not more than a little note in your letter box.  Get you dog bebarked!  Theres no word to describe you people and you know who you are.

[ED – Fire at will chillun’]

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Dogs barking
Bosworth 11:30 am 06 Aug 10

Just give the dog a touch-assist and the dog’s thetan will stop the dog’s body from barking.

jake555 11:28 am 06 Aug 10

Move house.
My two dogs are going nuts at the Postie as we speak – serves him right for riding on their lawn.
Postie’s gone, now they’re barking at a mother pushing a pram on the footpath – oh well, at least I know I’ll never be burgled (by a mother with a pram)….it’s worth it.

Malteser 11:26 am 06 Aug 10

There is a dog over my fence that barks constantly, but that is because the owners never seem to exercise it or pay much attention to it. I’ve found that chucking a nice meaty bone over the fence in the mornings keeps it quiet for the rest of the day. Easy fix.

Now the owners just need to realise that their beautiful dog is crying out for a little bit of attention! Stupid owners.

colourful sydney rac 11:19 am 06 Aug 10

Canberra has a BAD DOG OWNER PROBLEM. YOU let them BARK ALL DAY cause you no the authorities will do not more than a little note in your letters box. GET YOUR DOG EBARKED!!!!!!! Theres no word to describe Youse and TOU KNOW WHO YOUSE ARE

jennybel75 11:19 am 06 Aug 10

Nenaderthalsis said

“I am disappointed. Only one unnecessary capital, only one exclamation mark, no frothing at the mouth frenzy of vitriol. It’s too short to be a really good, ultra looney rant. No threats of violence, unspeakable acts of cruelty or call to arms for people to write a letter about this scourge on modern society.

Hmm, I’d call suggesting to debark dogs an unspeakable act of cruelty. Just my opinion.

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-debarking-a-dog.htm

Maybe we should suggest the OP has similar surgery first and reports back to us on how humane s/he found it?

p1 11:19 am 06 Aug 10

neanderthalsis said :

I am disappointed. Only one unnecessary capital, only one exclamation mark, no frothing at the mouth frenzy of vitriol. It’s too short to be a really good, ultra looney rant. No threats of violence, unspeakable acts of cruelty or call to arms for people to write a letter about this scourge on modern society.

A troll post is also unlikely to succeed when a thread on the same subject has barely stopped smouldering.

Bark is the outside layer of trees. If you debark dogs, won’t they bleed all over your furniture?

neanderthalsis 11:04 am 06 Aug 10

I am disappointed. Only one unnecessary capital, only one exclamation mark, no frothing at the mouth frenzy of vitriol. It’s too short to be a really good, ultra looney rant. No threats of violence, unspeakable acts of cruelty or call to arms for people to write a letter about this scourge on modern society.

Theres no word to describe you people and you know who you are!!!11one!!

chewy14 11:02 am 06 Aug 10

ban all dogs.

squirell 10:48 am 06 Aug 10

Blamemonkey said :

How does one get the dogs bebarked? Is that when they have a mouth full of bees and when the bark they shoot bees at you?

lol

Katie 10:48 am 06 Aug 10

Dog’s barking, can’t fly without umbrella?

Mothy 10:43 am 06 Aug 10

There’s nothing like the frustration of typing up a rant, only to have it get lost in cyberspace…

Yeah I’ll take the bait.

For it to be a Canberra-wide problem, it needs to be something more than in your own street. On behalf of easily thousands of pet owners in the ACT, and as one who makes a point of finding ways to entertain his pet while he’s at work, thanks so very much for tarring us all with that brush. <<<<<====== Note: There is no sarcasm font. Otherwise I would have used it.

So rather than starting out with a note to your neighbor, you've gone straight to the authorities? Well done, you've just put your neighbour offside.

Might I suggest next time you print out some useful information for them and drop that around instead?

And while you’re educating – take a look at the RSPCA Victoria’s comments on debarking.

And, just since I’m annoyed…

“do no more”
“Get your dog bebarked”

Just, you know, to cap off the totality of your wrong-ness.

Ko. 10:38 am 06 Aug 10

My psychiatrist showed me a way to block out the noise using a method called not being a douchebag.

pptvb 10:35 am 06 Aug 10

ding ding

Blamemonkey 10:32 am 06 Aug 10

How does one get the dogs bebarked? Is that when they have a mouth full of bees and when the bark they shoot bees at you?

colourful sydney rac 10:17 am 06 Aug 10

I think it something to do with thetans.

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