Ever more severe mobile phone laws

johnboy 17 September 2010 43

Comrade Stanhope is increasingly frustrated with all of you ignoring him and continuing to use your phones whilst driving.

To that end he has made new laws so that the extent to which you ignore him is increased:

Under the laws, drivers can only use a mobile phone to make or receive a call if the phone is secured in a cradle, or if it can be operated without being touched and is not resting on any part of the driver’s body. All other functions of the phone including text messaging, video calls and emailing are prohibited.

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54-11 54-11 9:28 am 17 Sep 10

Jon,mate, you’ve done something right at last.

It’s about time all these f*ckwits who put everyone else at risk on the roads were put on notice.

Now all you have to do is, firstly, make sure that these laws are enforced, and secondly, that the the fines are properly enforced.

Ernie Ernie 9:34 am 17 Sep 10

I agree with Stanhope on this one. The amount of people that I see in cars and trucks on mobile phones is staggering and mostly when they are trying to go around a roundabout with one hand which means no indicator either. I have taken a call in the car handsfree and found my concentration levels lower than what they should have been. I really don’t see what is so urgent that people need to be on their phones in the car anyway. Don’t know how any survived before mobile phone days.

Eby Eby 9:47 am 17 Sep 10

I agree with Comrade Stanhope. I find it a little terrifying to drive behind, but particularly in front of, another car where the driver is talking on his phone. It is clear that they can’t entirely concentrate. I usually pull over to let them pass.

There are so many hands free options available these days, I don’t understand why people who insist on using their mobile while they drive don’t just get one of those.

Thumper Thumper 9:48 am 17 Sep 10

more speed cameras.

you know it makes sense.

Citizen Citizen 9:53 am 17 Sep 10

You can’t have your phone sitting in your lap on speaker? Hmmmmm thats Bull shint!

I’ve always wondered about drive throughs.

Some teeny Bopper pulling out of Macca’s eating a cheese burger while holding a coke and driving hmmmmm but wait thats never mentioned in the news is it? I wonder why? Hmmm Maybe becasue big billion dollar corporations own these fast food places hmmmmmmm

davecdp davecdp 9:54 am 17 Sep 10

I wanted to video people using their mobile phones while driving, making sure i got a shot of their number plate then sending the footage to the police. If no response then maybe i can just post them here to name and shame.

Then i realised i was probably in the wrong using my phone while driving……

shadow boxer shadow boxer 9:54 am 17 Sep 10

I think we should ban ipods, eating and conversation in cars as well, it wont be long and cars will be going at walking pace, obviously the slower and less distracted people are the better but there needs to be some common sense here.

The car safety industry reminds me of chicken little running around with all their hair brained schemes but ignoring the elephants in the room “realistic speed limits that people believe in, better driver training and increasing the driving age”

p1 p1 9:57 am 17 Sep 10

Usually I hit the speaker phone button and wedge it in the sun-visor. But I guess now that would be breaking a law. Although, if I were to answer it while not driving, wedge it in the sun-visor, then commence driving, that would be legal since once the call is commenced it can be operated without being touched.

Eby Eby 10:07 am 17 Sep 10

Citizen said :

Some teeny Bopper pulling out of Macca’s eating a cheese burger while holding a coke and driving hmmmmm but wait thats never mentioned in the news is it? I wonder why? Hmmm Maybe becasue big billion dollar corporations own these fast food places hmmmmmmm

But wait that’s never mentioned in the news? Are you serious? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Erg0 Erg0 10:07 am 17 Sep 10

shadow boxer said :

I think we should ban ipods, eating and conversation in cars as well, it wont be long and cars will be going at walking pace, obviously the slower and less distracted people are the better but there needs to be some common sense here.

That’s funny, I thought that not operating your phone while driving was common sense.

And I’m pretty sure you’ll find that listening to your iPod while driving is already illegal. So stop it.

Sgt.Bungers Sgt.Bungers 10:13 am 17 Sep 10

Pretty sure these laws have been in force for a while now. Victoria ran into some trouble recently when a person was booked for using the GPS function of his iPhone, whilst it was properly mounted, as he was using a function of his phone categorised under the broad “all other functions”.

He appealled, it was eventually thrown out being such a ridiculous charge.

One could argue that a smart phone is not actually a phone, it is a computer with a mobile phone application on it.

What about Car Navigation devices with built in bluetooth? Is that then classed as a phone?

The law should be plain and simple. Kill a person whilst driving because you broke a law, were distracted by anything other than the critical task at hand… automatic prison, 10 years minimum, plus an automatic lifetime driving ban, with life in prison if ever caught breaking the ban.

Use your mobile phone if you want. Drive drunk if you want. Drive excessively fast if you want. Tailgate if you want. Cut things fine whilst overtaking in order to save 30 seconds, if you want… but if you f*k it up, you never drive a motor vehicle on a public road again and will rot in prison.

Suddenly all these nanny state laws will no longer be needed, as the punishment for screwing up will be feared.

Erg0 Erg0 10:14 am 17 Sep 10

Citizen said :

You can’t have your phone sitting in your lap on speaker? Hmmmmm thats Bull shint!

I’ve always wondered about drive throughs.

Some teeny Bopper pulling out of Macca’s eating a cheese burger while holding a coke and driving hmmmmm but wait thats never mentioned in the news is it? I wonder why? Hmmm Maybe becasue big billion dollar corporations own these fast food places hmmmmmmm

Good thing there are no big billion dollar corporations making mobile phones!

Wait…

georgesgenitals georgesgenitals 10:42 am 17 Sep 10

What’s the legality of using a CB while driving?

shadow boxer shadow boxer 10:49 am 17 Sep 10

Erg0 said :

shadow boxer said :

I think we should ban ipods, eating and conversation in cars as well, it wont be long and cars will be going at walking pace, obviously the slower and less distracted people are the better but there needs to be some common sense here.

That’s funny, I thought that not operating your phone while driving was common sense.

And I’m pretty sure you’ll find that listening to your iPod while driving is already illegal. So stop it.

I dont think its illegal, I just plug it into the AV input on my CD player. Changing songs might be but is that any different to changing radio stations.

Seriously whether the phone is in my lap or on the seat next to it seems kind of the same thing.

Rawhide Kid Part3 Rawhide Kid Part3 11:05 am 17 Sep 10

Ah! Thats why that Volvo driver, wearing a hat was wondering all over the road in front of me the other day. I just thought he was drunk.

Erg0 Erg0 11:29 am 17 Sep 10

shadow boxer said :

I dont think its illegal, I just plug it into the AV input on my CD player. Changing songs might be but is that any different to changing radio stations.

Seriously whether the phone is in my lap or on the seat next to it seems kind of the same thing.

My mistake, I was talking about driving with the earphones in – which I have seen a few people doing, unfortunately.

I guess the difference between having your phone in your lap or on the seat next to you is that your lap is a less stable surface. Keeping the phone balanced may restrict your ability to operate the pedals, as well as being an additional distraction from the task at hand. There’s also a greater potential for complications if it slips off into the driver’s footwell (getting stuck under the brake, for instance).

That’s just off the top of my head, I’m sure there are studies on this sort of thing somewhere out there.

shadow boxer shadow boxer 11:31 am 17 Sep 10

Sgt.Bungers said :

Pretty sure these laws have been in force for a while now. Victoria ran into some trouble recently when a person was booked for using the GPS function of his iPhone, whilst it was properly mounted, as he was using a function of his phone categorised under the broad “all other functions”.

He appealled, it was eventually thrown out being such a ridiculous charge.

One could argue that a smart phone is not actually a phone, it is a computer with a mobile phone application on it.

What about Car Navigation devices with built in bluetooth? Is that then classed as a phone?

The law should be plain and simple. Kill a person whilst driving because you broke a law, were distracted by anything other than the critical task at hand… automatic prison, 10 years minimum, plus an automatic lifetime driving ban, with life in prison if ever caught breaking the ban.

Use your mobile phone if you want. Drive drunk if you want. Drive excessively fast if you want. Tailgate if you want. Cut things fine whilst overtaking in order to save 30 seconds, if you want… but if you f*k it up, you never drive a motor vehicle on a public road again and will rot in prison.

Suddenly all these nanny state laws will no longer be needed, as the punishment for screwing up will be feared.

Deary me……..it must be good to be perfect and live in a world that black and white

Muttsybignuts Muttsybignuts 11:39 am 17 Sep 10

georgesgenitals said :

What’s the legality of using a CB while driving?

It is illegal to use a CB unless you are a Rubber Duck or Bear.

BimboGeek BimboGeek 11:40 am 17 Sep 10

I remember when I was little there were public education campaigns to let people know they should make sure they know what the car is doing and not take their eyes off the road when they change the radio station or cassette.

Why can’t the same work for mobile phones? You’re already supposed to drive with both hands on the wheel (apart from when removing a hand to do something quickly) and are supposed to generally watch the road. I think using a phone already makes these difficult and people should be encouraged to use their phones as safely as possible.

screaming banshee screaming banshee 12:22 pm 17 Sep 10

On a recent trip to Vic, I noticed of the ‘speed cameras’ that were marked, they were labelled as traffic safety cameras or some such. And in one instance had cameras to capture both the front and rear of the vehicle.

One wonders if the cameras take a photo of every car that passes while a team of individuals sift through looking for people talking on their phone / eating a hamburger / engaged in sexual intercourse whilst driving.

Whether it is actually hapenning or not I dont know and couldn’t be bothered researching to find out, but what do the nay-sayers of speed cameras think of this idea, being used to police more than just speed.

Think of all the extra voluntary taxes you’ll have to pay.

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