Faulkner sent to conduct mass executions in Defence

johnboy 5 June 2009 41

In March we discussed Defence’s dangerous and stupid leaking of its dangerous and stupid investigations into its own minister.

You will have all heard that the Minister got tripped up by his own largely unrelated piece of stupidity yesterday and was forced to fall on his sword.

We’ve just had word that Senator the Hon John Faulkner of the dodgy combover and retro glass frames is being sent to sort the bastards out.

I think the ratlike ones in Defence will soon wish they’d held onto Ftizgibbon.


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andy pandy andy pandy 3:58 pm 06 Jun 09

bloody left footers

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy 10:04 am 06 Jun 09

There’s talk of a lesbian mafia but that’s another thread….

I only believe in gay marriage when both chicks are hot.

BerraBoy68 BerraBoy68 8:20 am 06 Jun 09

I-filed said :

Thumper said :

Defence is heavily protestant. Has there been a sectarian mindset against certain ministers? Just a thought. I think FAulkner is a proddy isn’t he? May bode well …

You are joking, aren’t you? Maybe 50 years ago, but now?

Yes. Now. I’ve seen outrageous sectarianism in action in the APS in the last few years …

LOL. I’ve worked in the DMO and Defence (as a civvie and in the military) for several years. Never seen or heard anything that even remotely resembles sectarianism. Unless you call certain elements of the ADF calling the war in Afghanistan and Iraq ‘the Crusades’ that is. There’s talk of a lesbian mafia but that’s another thread….

astrojax astrojax 7:54 am 06 Jun 09

for ten dollar, doubtless may would love him long time…

faulkner may have kicked a few heads in estimates but i’d guess it will be vastly different in the opposite chair…

YapYapYap YapYapYap 3:09 am 06 Jun 09

…love interest in China” – who’d do him?

Lex Lex 11:43 pm 05 Jun 09

Am I the only one who thinks that Department is like the Defence against the Dark Arts position at Hogwarts? Why would anyone want this Ministry? It’s cursed…

Thumper Thumper 11:26 pm 05 Jun 09

So what about us of agnostic, athiest or pagan beliefs?

Doomed to haunt the corridors of servitude as APS4s forever?

(BTW. Not in my case, nor my partners…)

I-filed I-filed 11:22 pm 05 Jun 09

Thumper said :

Defence is heavily protestant. Has there been a sectarian mindset against certain ministers? Just a thought. I think FAulkner is a proddy isn’t he? May bode well …

You are joking, aren’t you? Maybe 50 years ago, but now?

Yes. Now. I’ve seen outrageous sectarianism in action in the APS in the last few years …

bd84 bd84 10:26 pm 05 Jun 09

I kindly request he does us a favour and starts in the Labor Party room..

neanderthalsis neanderthalsis 10:17 pm 05 Jun 09

Thumper said :

Defence is heavily protestant. Has there been a sectarian mindset against certain ministers? Just a thought. I think FAulkner is a proddy isn’t he? May bode well …

You are joking, aren’t you? Maybe 50 years ago, but now?

It’s a Masonic plot I tells ya… Or the Exclusive Bretheren.

Thumper Thumper 9:38 pm 05 Jun 09

Defence is heavily protestant. Has there been a sectarian mindset against certain ministers? Just a thought. I think FAulkner is a proddy isn’t he? May bode well …

You are joking, aren’t you? Maybe 50 years ago, but now?

I-filed I-filed 9:33 pm 05 Jun 09

Defence is heavily protestant. Has there been a sectarian mindset against certain ministers? Just a thought. I think FAulkner is a proddy isn’t he? May bode well …

Rumours in the gossip media today that Fitzgibbon actually resigned because certain tales of a love interest in China were about to surface …

johnboy johnboy 9:22 pm 05 Jun 09

LlamaFrog said :

When do we discuss ministerial changes here? I am happy with this change. I would like to see this site move more into federal politics.

Mostly that this one is going to have particularly large impacts on a major employer in the region.

Pandy Pandy 8:04 pm 05 Jun 09

The Raiders really miss Ros Kelly. Sob

Wraith Wraith 6:27 pm 05 Jun 09

May the bullets not miss those that deserve the shot to the back of the head……….

Woody Mann-Caruso Woody Mann-Caruso 5:59 pm 05 Jun 09

Very true, but that was a long time ago, almost twenty years now.

Jesus, I’m old.

BerraBoy68 BerraBoy68 5:40 pm 05 Jun 09

neanderthalsis said :

The Public Service exists to serve the needs of the Public Service. Ministers change on an all too regular basis, the PS breaks them in, makes sure they don’t make a mess of their little PS empire and spits them out into promotion up the cabinet ladder or political obscurity. And when a Department stuffs up, it is the Minister that gets the boot, not the Senior Executives responsible for administering the department.

Unless you worked for Ros Kelly, who virtually killed off the convention of Ministerial responsibility in the early 1990’s.

S4anta S4anta 4:52 pm 05 Jun 09

amarooresident2 said :

I feel a purge coming on, stalin style.

The man is a gun. This will be good.

amarooresident2 amarooresident2 4:47 pm 05 Jun 09

I feel a purge coming on, stalin style.

Skidbladnir Skidbladnir 4:41 pm 05 Jun 09

Where RiotACT is ACT-news focussed, TheConcat is National\whatever makes Jb tingle in a special way.

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