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Flame Of The Week – 203_dude’s got his license back

By johnboy - 28 March 2009 52

Way back in 2006 the Riotariat was tut-tutting at a young man in Yass caught doing 203kmph on his L plates.

The good news is that not only does he have his licence back, he also picks up the coveted RiotACT Flame Of The Week for this effort last night (slightly edited):

    #31 posted by 203_dude
    (Newbie)
    19:12, 27 Mar 2009

    guess what f*** heads i just got my licence back so ill be beating my record… and its turbo’d hahahahahaha f*** the law!!!! and ill be drunk when i do it, if I knew where all use lived I’d be dropping the biggest fattys outside your doorsteps hahaha!!! Suck my d**!

    Yours sincerly,

    -The Yass speed champion

Tenacity is the king of virtues and he has it in spades.

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52 Responses to
Flame Of The Week – 203_dude’s got his license back
vg 5:15 pm 28 Mar 09

Yep

Spam Box 4:44 pm 28 Mar 09

@vg – your kidding right?. Why on earth would anybody actually be frightened of a speeding ticket?

Getting arrested sure, I can understand that, but a ticket?

trevar 4:06 pm 28 Mar 09

phototext said :

I don’t understand.

If he is going to break the law, drink drive and speed why does he need a license to do it ?

Now, I can understand why the Yass Speed Champion makes spelling errors (such as ‘use’ when clearly he means ‘yous’), but I expect more from someone called phototext!

vg 3:54 pm 28 Mar 09

Its funny how regularly you see people with mouths and ‘ticker’ like the subject of this thread actually shed a tear with a trembling bottom lip when they get given a ticket.

Spideydog 3:22 pm 28 Mar 09

Get caught once, he’ll get caught again ….. hopefully before he kills someone else in the process.

(That is if this “poster/poser” is for real)

Danman 3:12 pm 28 Mar 09

There once was a kid with a car
Went too fast, got done, and said har har
The kid is no longer
The tree was much stronger
his brain, now pickled in a jar.

shiny flu 3:06 pm 28 Mar 09

If you really want me to suck your d***, will you at least buy me breakfast?

Spam Box 3:01 pm 28 Mar 09

Heads turned to watch him streaking by

Although we often wondered why

Outside our house a fatty would drop

Should we smoke it or call the cops

Tonight on Prime the teaser said

A champion had been found dead

“What a dick” the cop was heard to mutter

As he stood hosing pieces into the gutter

phototext 2:59 pm 28 Mar 09

I don’t understand.

If he is going to break the law, drink drive and speed why does he need a license to do it ?

monomania 2:36 pm 28 Mar 09

Granny said :

We can start composing our version of a eulogy, however, to go in the Canberra Times and stuff. It shouldn’t take too long for him to write himself off, so we need to be prepared.

(From Granny in tut-tutting )

One start.

Although he was a stupid obnoxious prick he was going places fast. I knew he would make something of himself. And he has. He has made himself into a 50 metre long red stain on the highway.

p1 2:35 pm 28 Mar 09

So, you’ll be dropping ” an oversized cannabis or hashish joint or blunt.” outside my house? Awesome!

Beserk Keyboard Warr 2:22 pm 28 Mar 09

I think he’s learned his lesson.

nyssa76 2:17 pm 28 Mar 09

Bogan.

In your attempt to be a red skid mark, just make sure you don’t take anyone else out with you.

Spam Box 2:13 pm 28 Mar 09

“f I knew where all use lived I’d be dropping the biggest fattys outside your doorsteps hahaha!!! Suck my d**!”

You may want to consider the fact that is far more likely somebody reading this site would find out where you live.

The Yass speed champion

Crystal Meth – the breakfast of champions

Pommy bastard 1:41 pm 28 Mar 09

Another crime against the English language goes unpunished…***shakes head, walks away.***

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