28 March 2009

Flame Of The Week - 203_dude's got his license back

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Way back in 2006 the Riotariat was tut-tutting at a young man in Yass caught doing 203kmph on his L plates.

The good news is that not only does he have his licence back, he also picks up the coveted RiotACT Flame Of The Week for this effort last night (slightly edited):

    #31 posted by 203_dude
    (Newbie)
    19:12, 27 Mar 2009

    guess what f*** heads i just got my licence back so ill be beating my record… and its turbo’d hahahahahaha f*** the law!!!! and ill be drunk when i do it, if I knew where all use lived I’d be dropping the biggest fattys outside your doorsteps hahaha!!! Suck my d**!

    Yours sincerly,

    -The Yass speed champion

Tenacity is the king of virtues and he has it in spades.

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“if I knew where all use lived I’d be dropping the biggest fattys outside your doorsteps hahaha!!!”

Why is he wanting to drop his in-bred sisters off outside someone’s house?

canberra bureaucrat said :

his organs will be in top condition I’m sure.

not if he hits hits something at 200 km/h

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy8:08 am 30 Mar 09

I thought his name was Richard Gobbler.

Good grief! Is it Wayne Kerr, Wayne King or Drew Peacock?! Let’s start a book on it! Or whatever they’re called.

I do hope it’s Wayne. ‘A mate called Wayne’ is my favourite Bogan Gift on Facebook!

p1 said :

i hope he gets drunk and tries to make out with a electrical socket.

That is a shocking thing to suggest.

off to bed for me.

… via the Offal Thread.

staria said :

was the fellows name Wayne Kerr by any chance? Me thinks so!

Actually I believe it’s Wayne King… ;o)

Better yet, Drew Peacock- his brother is Chris Peacock.

PsydFX said :

Cletus 2 said :

Hate to spoil the fun, but I think turbo’d would be correct as a contraction of turbocharged. I don’t think “turboed” is a word.

I think you will find there isn’t actually a need for a contraction as the shortened form: “turbo” is commonly used in reference to both “turbocharger” and “turbocharged”

I didn’t say whether there is a need or not, just that turbo’d could a contraction, and turboed just looks stupid.

i hope he gets drunk and tries to make out with a electrical socket.

That is a shocking thing to suggest.

off to bed for me.

was the fellows name Wayne Kerr by any chance? Me thinks so!

Actually I believe it’s Wayne King… ;o)

Whoever posted this thread is, to me anyway, an aboslute fcukhead.

When said fcukhead kills himself (and no other). I hope I am there to revive him, show him what he has done, and then kill him.

Now that would be a great xmas (not for his family but who cares, his comments prove he doesn’t care about others either).

i hope he gets drunk and tries to make out with a electrical socket.

Cletus 2 said :

Hate to spoil the fun, but I think turbo’d would be correct as a contraction of turbocharged. I don’t think “turboed” is a word.

I think you will find there isn’t actually a need for a contraction as the shortened form: “turbo” is commonly used in reference to both “turbocharger” and “turbocharged”

Granny said :

Look, Mum! No hands ….

In the marginal case I thought it was look ma….no brains!!

Whats the difference between 203_dude and a golfer…

A golfer goes whack, oh bugger
203_dude goes oh bugger, whack

was the fellows name Wayne Kerr by any chance? Me thinks so!

Look, Mum! No hands ….

Very Busy said :

Maybe Sgt.Bungers and his ACT & NSW counterparts could organise some surveillance on this low IQ menace to society.

Idiots like this don’t need surveillance, they manage to attract enough attention to themselves

Hate to spoil the fun, but I think turbo’d would be correct as a contraction of turbocharged. I don’t think “turboed” is a word.

canberra bureaucrat5:00 pm 29 Mar 09

his organs will be in top condition I’m sure.

Dear Mr Yass Speed Champion.
Please sign up to be an organ donor as soon as possible.You could be very useful after all.

captainwhorebags: Probably because his mum won’t lend him the car until he gets his license back.

captainwhorebags1:11 pm 29 Mar 09

If he’s such a toughnut that’s willing to break the law, why did he wait until he got his licence back?

Warning: natural selection in progress.

Maybe Sgt.Bungers and his ACT & NSW counterparts could organise some surveillance on this low IQ menace to society.

I have to say I’m liking that entry, Spectra. Definitely in with a chance for the Cherry Ripe.

When it comes to eulogies, I think less is more – I’d be inclined to go with one from The Simpsons:

“203_dude – We are richer for having lost him”.

Sounds like it won’t be too long before we need it, thankfully.

O Champion of Speed,
Your intructions I’ll heed,
In the reflection of your rims,
I’ll bow to your whims,
For to taste your sweet dick,
And view your ride sick,
I’d trade one or more of my limbs.

farq said :

I hope he comes back and posts some more.

We know you like it 😛

pelican said :

Hi spideydog. Yes you do see it on the road but I would say not everyday and this guy would win the prize for biggest loser and I don’t mean of the overweight variety.

I wonder if this sociopath will still be gloating if he kills someone.

This post may be a ruse but it feels good to call him a moron anyway. 🙂

I hear ya …. even if this a ruse, let us say that this is directed at any person that actually feels the same way as this fool and his post 😉

You need a dick to have it sucked you trailer trash redneck!

I hope he comes back and posts some more.

Hi spideydog. Yes you do see it on the road but I would say not everyday and this guy would win the prize for biggest loser and I don’t mean of the overweight variety.

I wonder if this sociopath will still be gloating if he kills someone.

This post may be a ruse but it feels good to call him a moron anyway. 🙂

pelican said :

Just shows even morons can get a licence.

You don’t see that on the road everyday ????

Just shows even morons can get a licence.

The eulogies are coming along nicely, folks. I’ll award a cherry ripe for the best effort. No, don’t thank me ….

: )

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy5:30 pm 28 Mar 09

This guy and I have a mutual acquaintance, who told me he is in a gay relationship.

Spam Box said :

@vg – your kidding right?. Why on earth would anybody actually be frightened of a speeding ticket?

Getting arrested sure, I can understand that, but a ticket?

Doing 45km/h and over attracts a lovely $1600 Fine and 6 points ….. enough to bring a tear to anyone’s eye I thinks ….. ??!!

@vg – your kidding right?. Why on earth would anybody actually be frightened of a speeding ticket?

Getting arrested sure, I can understand that, but a ticket?

phototext said :

I don’t understand.

If he is going to break the law, drink drive and speed why does he need a license to do it ?

Now, I can understand why the Yass Speed Champion makes spelling errors (such as ‘use’ when clearly he means ‘yous’), but I expect more from someone called phototext!

Its funny how regularly you see people with mouths and ‘ticker’ like the subject of this thread actually shed a tear with a trembling bottom lip when they get given a ticket.

Get caught once, he’ll get caught again ….. hopefully before he kills someone else in the process.

(That is if this “poster/poser” is for real)

There once was a kid with a car
Went too fast, got done, and said har har
The kid is no longer
The tree was much stronger
his brain, now pickled in a jar.

If you really want me to suck your d***, will you at least buy me breakfast?

Heads turned to watch him streaking by

Although we often wondered why

Outside our house a fatty would drop

Should we smoke it or call the cops

Tonight on Prime the teaser said

A champion had been found dead

“What a dick” the cop was heard to mutter

As he stood hosing pieces into the gutter

I don’t understand.

If he is going to break the law, drink drive and speed why does he need a license to do it ?

Granny said :

We can start composing our version of a eulogy, however, to go in the Canberra Times and stuff. It shouldn’t take too long for him to write himself off, so we need to be prepared.

(From Granny in tut-tutting )

One start.

Although he was a stupid obnoxious prick he was going places fast. I knew he would make something of himself. And he has. He has made himself into a 50 metre long red stain on the highway.

So, you’ll be dropping ” an oversized cannabis or hashish joint or blunt.” outside my house? Awesome!

Beserk Keyboard Warrior2:22 pm 28 Mar 09

I think he’s learned his lesson.

Bogan.

In your attempt to be a red skid mark, just make sure you don’t take anyone else out with you.

“f I knew where all use lived I’d be dropping the biggest fattys outside your doorsteps hahaha!!! Suck my d**!”

You may want to consider the fact that is far more likely somebody reading this site would find out where you live.

The Yass speed champion

Crystal Meth – the breakfast of champions

Pommy bastard1:41 pm 28 Mar 09

Another crime against the English language goes unpunished…***shakes head, walks away.***

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