Flame Of The Week – Congratulations ozziechez

johnboy 8 June 2010 24

It was perhaps inevitable that when ozziechez got online before the sun rose on Sunday morning, calling for government regulation to ensure her 18 year old daughter’s access to the forbidden treasures of the four floors of whores that is Mooseheads, that reaction to her post would see an inflamed counter-reaction.

18 hours later we got this:

#34 ozziechez
(Newbie)
17:35, 07 Jun 10

OK
Pommy Bastard alias (Serious CRETAN)!
As MR ED can tell you, I posted this blog at 5.00am Sunday morning. Having confirmed that my daughter & her friends were to be driven home by a designated driver. I pick her up, to avoid the infamous cab line up. Yep! (Pretty Irresponsible Parent). Thoroughly Smashed, Are you some kind of Stalker?? (Peering through windows???). Johnboy, As far as ED (Would you Bother???). I do however appreciate your comments as they had merit, which is more than I can say for Alan Shore, who is probably 101 not out & still getting drunk at the footy, fancy the gall, asking whats wrong with my daughter?? BD84 Who are you to judge?? Georgesgenitals (Who calls themselves this username??). Pretty much says it all!! Jim Jones, Pandy, Wanon Thumper & Jasere, Such Super Intelligent comments! (NOT). To all the whaaambulance callers you will understand, waaaankers…

Thanks to pre-emptive moderation we haven’t had a really good flame in ages and ages. So thank you Ozziechez for warming us all on this cold winter week, even if it is a little hard to resolve what you actually mean in places. (BTW, Johnboy and ED are the same person).


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Potato Potato 9:14 pm 18 Jun 10

ex-vectis said :

Fantastic! We have all probably posted rants and flames we have regretted at some time in our forum posting lives (I still cringe at some I’ve posted while typing in a red haze – or just drunk!), but that is a cracker.

Most impressive though is the lack the expletives!! How can someone write a post like that without liberal use of f***ks and all the other hard hitting taboo words of the English language (the waaaaankers excepted, but that is not arude word as our esteamed pollies use it).

Clearly, ozziechez is a woman of class, as is her daughter. They don’t use expletives ex-vectis.

Jim Jones Jim Jones 11:10 am 09 Jun 10

RiotAct is like some sort of beautiful internet vampire: feeding on the impotent rage of the stupid.

ex-vectis ex-vectis 9:21 am 09 Jun 10

Fantastic! We have all probably posted rants and flames we have regretted at some time in our forum posting lives (I still cringe at some I’ve posted while typing in a red haze – or just drunk!), but that is a cracker.

Most impressive though is the lack the expletives!! How can someone write a post like that without liberal use of f***ks and all the other hard hitting taboo words of the English language (the waaaaankers excepted, but that is not arude word as our esteamed pollies use it).

And Johnboy – you should hang your head in shame; no-one likes a goody two shoes hahahah 🙂

Hells_Bells74 Hells_Bells74 9:03 am 09 Jun 10

*Should I have put my comment in the other thread and left this one to our FOTW?

Nevermind, I can understand the angst at Moose sometimes, that’s just one story. But I’ve had many a ripper of a night on all levels there in the past, shit, does that make me a whore? hehe

Hells_Bells74 Hells_Bells74 8:52 am 09 Jun 10

A few years back I drove myself and a few drunk gf’s into the city, I was the designated driver in, then leaving my car overnight so I could drink once there. On arrival the gals decided they were drunk enough to head to the Moose, I hated going upstairs this year because of the insane lines.
Anyhow, there wasn’t a big line and I didn’t get the opportunity to finish my cigarette, so the drunk ones went in and I hung back for 2 minutes and when I went to go in, I was refused. No reason given. I hounded them for a bit and they eventually said I could go downstairs (ground level) and have a drink, by myself.

I tried calling my friends but they couldn’t hear me. I can’t remember what happened after that really, but I never did get upstairs and my friends must’ve surfaced later or I went walkies. probably the latter. I do remember flinging a few choice comments at the wankers on the door.

Needless to say, I will still occasionally wander in for a game of pool and a dance to some groovy 80’s numbers (again, same line up since the 80’s hey) at the ground level. But they can take their pretentious upstairs and shove it. It happened at the time they were having all those bashings and crap. No wonder, they didn’t have a clue about security!

Wanon Wanon 12:29 am 09 Jun 10

Wow, I’m not usually one to fall for such trolls. But wow. Nice work ozziechez, you had me believing you were upset your daughter got reject from moose.

*golf claps for an awesome troll*

Thumper Thumper 7:41 pm 08 Jun 10

I’m happy that I could be seen to have contributed in such a small but nevertheless, meaningful way.

My life is complete.

Pandy Pandy 6:52 pm 08 Jun 10

I bet the mum does not look like Sandra Bullock.

bd84 bd84 6:06 pm 08 Jun 10

necrocelia said :

HAHAHAHAHA wow! that lady is hilariously stupid

I thought it was a man!? Though I didn’t pay too much attention..
I am proud to get a mention in such a flame. If I was the judge before, I will now be the jury and find the darling daughter guilty of being drunkered and refused entry for that reason.

Davo111 said :

epic rant is epic.

I’m impressed, if the mother is anything to go by, mooseheads staff did the right thing by not letting your daughter in.

*stands back behind shield to protect from secondary rant*

I will second that.

Davo111 Davo111 5:14 pm 08 Jun 10

epic rant is epic.

I’m impressed, if the mother is anything to go by, mooseheads staff did the right thing by not letting your daughter in.

*stands back behind shield to protect from secondary rant*

georgesgenitals georgesgenitals 2:07 pm 08 Jun 10

BimboGeek said :

johnboy said :

I’m just hoping I don’t end up with Tess Ryan on my back for associating classy clever sex workers with mooseheads patrons.

Indeed, whores get paid. Mooseheads is more like four floors of amateurish fumbling.

They get paid in cheap grog.

As another delighted participant, I’d like to thank all who helped contribute to this blow-out.

necrocelia necrocelia 12:57 pm 08 Jun 10

HAHAHAHAHA wow! that lady is hilariously stupid

BimboGeek BimboGeek 12:17 pm 08 Jun 10

johnboy said :

I’m just hoping I don’t end up with Tess Ryan on my back for associating classy clever sex workers with mooseheads patrons.

Indeed, whores get paid. Mooseheads is more like four floors of amateurish fumbling.

Ernie Ernie 11:53 am 08 Jun 10

I’m not entirely sure what she tried to achieve here but has been entertaining to read the comments. Everyone knows the Moose is the least classy of them all. Could never understand the attraction.

jasere jasere 11:36 am 08 Jun 10

WOW I got a mention 🙂

forum melt down you never see this anymore welcome to the internetz ozziechez.

cant wait for your the next one.

grundy grundy 11:03 am 08 Jun 10

I miss these! <3

MsCheeky MsCheeky 10:52 am 08 Jun 10

This really did brighten up my cold winter week. Good work, Johnboy and all you others who contributed to getting our newbie to froth at the mouth.

In passing Johnboy, your photo doesn’t bear any resemblance to Mr Ed, but perhaps with some mood lighting?

Pommy bastard Pommy bastard 10:40 am 08 Jun 10

Pommy Bastard alias (Serious CRETAN)!

I’m so proud to have expedited a minor role, in precipitating this objurgate enucleation of hyperbolic cant.

gospeedygo gospeedygo 10:38 am 08 Jun 10

Good to see FOTW back again.

Thoroughly Smashed Thoroughly Smashed 10:24 am 08 Jun 10

Who should I “stalk” next?

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