Flame Of The Week – Further in defence of Teneeka

johnboy 15 February 2009 25

Many of you cheeky buggers have been deliberately trying to post a Flame Of The Week. But without the howling madness it just can’t be done.

So congratulations to newbie “SOLIPSISTIC” for this ball tearing effort posted at 11.23pm on Valentine’s day:

    I THINK YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF MORBIDLY OBESE, ANTI-DELUVIAN SLOBS, WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN GIVE OTHERS S***, AS IT IS EASIER TO DO, THAN ADMITTING TO YOURSELVES THAT YOU ARE THE S***!
    TENEEKA HAS NOT BEEN PROVEN GUILTY FOR STARTERS, AND IS NOT A REDNECK HILLBILLY, SISTER POUNDER LIKE THE REST OF YOU, SO CRAWL BACK UNDER THAT ROCK FROM WHERE YOU CAME, CONTINUE GETTING TEARY EYED WITH THOUGHTS OF WHEN YOUR FATHER TOUCHED YOU IN YOUR SPECIAL SPOTS, AND DO THE REST OF US A FAVOUR AND KILL YOURSELVES!!! THAT, OR AT LEAST DON’T JUDGE OTHERS WHEN YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO F***ING IDEA!!!

All block caps, and yet a very carefully constructed attempt to avoid profanity while delivering maximum offence.

Congratulations, a fitting Flame Of The Week!


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25 Responses to Flame Of The Week – Further in defence of Teneeka
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Mr Evil Mr Evil 5:20 pm 16 Feb 09

Valentine’s Day poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Teneeka’s a bogan
And so are you.

peterh peterh 4:55 pm 16 Feb 09

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy said :

Let’s just say it wasn’t your own sister you were pounding…

I thought that was every man’s dream?? My mates seem to think so.

neanderthalsis neanderthalsis 4:55 pm 16 Feb 09

Seems rather more lucid than most of our FOTWs. Solipsistic needs a good and thorough thrashing for repeated comma abuse though.

Wonder if he/she has read any Gorgias?

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy 4:40 pm 16 Feb 09

Let’s just say it wasn’t your own sister you were pounding…

peterh peterh 4:36 pm 16 Feb 09

how am i a sister pounder? I am an only child….

AngryHenry AngryHenry 4:21 pm 16 Feb 09

“I THINK YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF MORBIDLY OBESE, ANTI-DELUVIAN SLOBS, WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN GIVE OTHERS S***, AS IT IS EASIER TO DO, THAN ADMITTING TO YOURSELVES THAT YOU ARE THE S***!”

I regularly admit to myself that I am the sh*t!

And wasn’t the Deluvian the car from ‘Back to The Future’? I am by no means against that, it had cool flippy-uppy doors.

What’s that???

Delorian???

Riiggght.

My bad.

Granny Granny 11:17 pm 15 Feb 09

I think it shows a lot of promise, but is just lacking that certain je ne sais quoi. It’s kind of cute really. Obviously the would-be nutter has a bit of a crush on young Taneeka …. V. sweet!!

willo willo 11:10 pm 15 Feb 09

oi…..i’m not obese……workin on it tho…

bd84 bd84 8:33 pm 15 Feb 09

aww all these internetz swears and abuse hurts me so ;(

lol..

imhotep imhotep 7:06 pm 15 Feb 09

I liked it- I’ve seen less well-constructed arguments from regular posters.

(one small criticism though: “YOU ARE THE SH*T!!!” is actually a compliment in some circles.)

pelican pelican 5:10 pm 15 Feb 09

I like the righteous indignation about Taneeka not being found guilty yet but without any evidence whatsoever the poster has judged us all guilty of being morbidly obese, anti-deluvian and redneck hillbilly sister pounders.

I don’t even have a sister.

SadMushroom SadMushroom 1:31 pm 15 Feb 09

Taneeka may not have been found guilty yet, but she hasn’t been found innocent either.
I agree Taneeka is a nice girl and it is a shame her life has taken these turns BUT people have to be responsible for their actions.
If Taneeka chose to help cover up a murder, then she has put herself in the spotlight and she only has herself to blame.
Of course society is going to point fingers and make comments….That’s what happens when you “put yourself out there”.

Like in the OP, you state “MORBIDLY OBESE”!!! Taneeka isn’t a small girl,,,your comment is more a smirk against her than anyone else.
Then the comment about “CONTINUE GETTING TEARY EYED WITH THOUGHTS OF WHEN YOUR FATHER TOUCHED YOU IN YOUR SPECIAL SPOTS””
Isn’t that what Taneeka is doing? Isn’t that their main defense? That Danny was molesting her while he was dating her mum?

Are you really a friend of Taneekas or someone trying to SPLAT her all over the internet?

As for “DO THE REST OF US A FAVOUR AND KILL YOURSELVES!!! ” Why?? When there are people like them that can do it for us??????

bloodnut bloodnut 1:19 pm 15 Feb 09

never post after drinking.

Whatsup Whatsup 12:58 pm 15 Feb 09

Is that the best flame for the week ? Maybe people have been distracted by all the bushfire stuff and forgot to get angry.

Duke Duke 11:02 am 15 Feb 09

I guess getting shunned on Valentines Day, some people take it harder than others. But why take it out here, on us?!

Ian Ian 9:36 am 15 Feb 09

This would have scored an A in English at Queanbo High

nyssa76 nyssa76 8:29 am 15 Feb 09

BWA = Bogan with attitude.

The Brad The Brad 8:17 am 15 Feb 09

Shiny flu,

A career in TV journalism awaits you.

shiny flu shiny flu 12:50 am 15 Feb 09

So if I quote you correctly SOLIPSISTIC, what you’re trying to tell us is hat Teneeka really is “MORBIDLY OBESE… BEEN PROVEN GUILTY… A REDNECK HILLBILLY, SISTER POUNDER.”

Primal Primal 12:46 am 15 Feb 09

That’d be “antediluvian”.

…sorry, “ANTEDILUVIAN”.

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